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Abrignac Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 1:43 PM EST
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A gonorrhea epidemic has hit Oregon amid public health concerns that the disease is becoming immune to standard treatment.

Since 2012, cases have nearly tripled statewide, affecting just about every part of Oregon where there is a river nearby, including rural counties where infections have been traditionally low.

Officials in some counties have become so concerned that they’ve launched public awareness campaigns, with ads on dating sites, Facebook and Google. Word has it, the disease is spreading from a single source. That source appears to a person who has posted threads on an online cigar forum looking for people to join him for a camping trip.

Officials reached out to representatives of the forum, but thus far they have been unable to reach a live person for comments. These public service ads specifically caution people to avoid vans by the river where a paunchy fair skinned WM hangs out smoking cigars. In others, specialists have gone van door-to-van door, trying to track down infected people to get them treated.

For more info see:
http://www.oregonlive.com/health/index.ssf/2017/07/top_10_oregon_counties_for_gon.html
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 1:45 PM EST
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I bet it's that Bassard Bloody... Mad
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 2:49 PM EST
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Antibiotic resistant gonorrhea has been popping up more and more for over a decade now. An ex of mine was studying it for her doctoral thesis. Nasty stuff...
Plowboy221 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 3:34 PM EST
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I knew it!!!

I'll be spear heading a class action lawsuit
bgz Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 3:38 PM EST
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I think I get it. Victor's ex was studying the super gon, tweaked the genes with her school lab's closed beta of crispr, then pumped it into her boyfriend at the time (lab rat) who then took a trip to Oregon to go camping with Z.

Twisted sh17 right there.
shaun341 Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 5:09 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
I think I get it. Victor's ex was studying the super gon, tweaked the genes with her school lab's closed beta of crispr, then pumped it into her boyfriend at the time (lab rat) who then took a trip to Oregon to go camping with Z.

Twisted sh17 right there.


Or Z just offered to be the guinea pig for Victor's ex and they ate some of his candy while he was visiting. Which led to them having a weekend of forgetful bliss with the three of them and Bill Cosby (Z's candy supplier).
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 5:57 PM EST
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These are all possible.



...although the ex had a height requirement which I don't think z meets.
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 7:50 PM EST
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So I was right then?
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 9:30 PM EST
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I ate chocolate that Z sent me...OY!
shaun341 Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 9:59 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I ate chocolate that Z sent me...OY!


The chocolate only contains a laxative, It's the hard candies you have to worry about. Hope you have some soft tp
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 10:01 PM EST
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shaun341 wrote:
The chocolate only contains a laxative, It's the hard candies you have to worry about. Hope you have some soft tp

feeling much better, thanks.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 10:31 PM EST
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I'd take a case of the runs for Frank if I had to... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 10:36 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I'd take a case of the runs for Frank if I had to... Mellow

ok, ok.

what "position" do you want in my Cabinet?
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jul 15 2017, 10:38 PM EST
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Anything really... As long as I can shoot peoples... Mellow
Palama Online
#15 Posted: Sun, Jul 16 2017, 3:42 AM EST
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shaun341 wrote:
The chocolate only contains a laxative, It's the hard candies you have to worry about. Hope you have some soft tp


Personal flushable wipes are better. Gonz
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Jul 16 2017, 8:04 AM EST
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As apposed to public flushable wipes..?? Mellow
MACS Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Jul 16 2017, 8:21 AM EST
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Meh... I'd still go camping with him.
RMAN4443 Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Jul 16 2017, 8:42 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Meh... I'd still go camping with him.

You just need to sleep on your back Anxious
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Jul 16 2017, 9:46 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I'd take a case of the runs for Frank if I had to... Mellow


Freak.
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, Jul 16 2017, 1:35 PM EST
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I HEARD ZRX
ORIGINALLY CAUGHT IT FROM
A LAYED OFF SECRET SERVICE MOHO AGENT WHO WAS CAUGHT UP IN THAT CARTENGA, COLUMBIA PROSTITUTION SCANDAL...
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, Jul 16 2017, 1:42 PM EST
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6'1"

And I give sloppy seconds to Victor.

We have a lot of undocumented people bringing all kinds of cool stuff that was once a turd world only problem here....
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