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Caitlin Jenner considering a bid for US Senate in California.
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Speyside Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 5:31 PM EST
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And you all thought no one could be worse than Pelosi.
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 5:33 PM EST
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Meh... how do we know she'll be bad? If she at least doesn't tweet complete fabrications of reality at 3am she'll be better than one of our politicians.
jjanecka Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 5:51 PM EST
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Is Bruce running for Democrat or Republican? In either case, I hope he gets his áss handed to him. I think the doctors already handed him his balls right?
Speyside Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 5:53 PM EST
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Did not get that far into the article, I was laughing to hard.
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 6:05 PM EST
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Pretty sure it's a republican.
ZRX1200 Online
#6 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 6:07 PM EST
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It is.

Maybe she got all caught up on South Park
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 6:08 PM EST
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What the hell. I'd hit it.
ZRX1200 Online
#8 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 7:37 PM EST
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I'm sure that was every CBid members biggest question of the day.
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 8:45 PM EST
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I can only speak for myself...but, yeah.
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 8:48 PM EST
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No way, I'd never bang a dude.
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 9:13 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
No way, I'd never bang a dude.

#9 for #8!

and you have, you just didn't know it.
Speyside Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 9:57 PM EST
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The new face of the Republican party!
TMCTLT Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 10:13 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
And you all thought no one could be worse than Pelosi.




Allen, they seem to prefer their elected officials on the " crazy side " so this shouldn't come as too much of a surprise really.
MCAddict Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Jul 17 2017, 11:52 PM EST
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"BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS!"
SteveS Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 2:54 AM EST
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MCAddict wrote:
"BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS!"


Been a while since you've been seen in these parts ... spent a bit of time away myself, but for far less consequential reasons ... good to see you're doing well .... and you've moved since we last communicated with one another ... you've gone from SW to NW ...
MCAddict Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 4:29 AM EST
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SteveS wrote:
Been a while since you've been seen in these parts ... spent a bit of time away myself, but for far less consequential reasons ... good to see you're doing well .... and you've moved since we last communicated with one another ... you've gone from SW to NW ...

Thanks Steve. Damn cancer...ostomy...and TBI.Brick wall
DrMaddVibe Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 6:40 AM EST
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I'm changing my party...see what I did there?

Frying pan whip Frying pan whip
Buckwheat Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 7:08 AM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
I'm changing my party...see what I did there?

Frying pan whip Frying pan whip


Are you going to leave the county if Caitlin gets elected? Sarcasm
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 9:03 AM EST
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I think you spelled erected wrong
gummy jones Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 9:15 AM EST
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"At this point what difference does it make..."
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:03 AM EST
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Is Kanye running against Him..?? Huh
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:07 AM EST
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He's a godddamn freak-a-zoid...
And a *****ING psychotic MORON....
Hope he loses.
teedubbya Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
id love to butter his newly baked muffin



freak
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:22 AM EST
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there's somethin very wrong with you... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:30 AM EST
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Yea that Mr Jones is a freak but he prolly can't help it and stuff
teedubbya Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:38 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
You know Caitlin, you are a very special woman
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler Moore way
Or, or special in an extra value meal at "Happy Burger" way
No, no, no, no. I mean special.
Like the song of a hummingbird
As it gets ready to find that female
Hummingbird and make sweet love to it all night long
Just two hummingbirds, moaning and groaning
And their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy
Caitlin, how I love to lay you down
And lick every inch of your body with my tongue
Caitlin, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me get together and make sweet love?




OhMyGod
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:42 AM EST
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Mellow
jjanecka Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:44 AM EST
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Someone's barking up the wrong tree starting a war on Jonesy here...
teedubbya Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:46 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Someone's barking up the wrong tree starting a war on Jonesy here...



I'm not judging him. Let those that have never slept with a tranny cast the first stone.
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:58 AM EST
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the silence is deafening
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:58 AM EST
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You want me to hit Mr Jones with a rock..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:59 AM EST
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Why do you hate Mr Jones so bad..?? Huh
jjanecka Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 10:59 AM EST
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I'm in the middle of work otherwise I'd hurl it down the line.
RMAN4443 Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 1:20 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I think you spelled erected wrong

Don't all the hormones he/she/it's taking keep Caitlin from getting "erected"?d'oh!
Buckwheat Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 1:21 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Don't all the hormones he/she/it's taking keep Caitlin from getting "erected"?d'oh!


Performance enhancing drugs? Sarcasm
Mr. Jones Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 1:34 PM EST
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I'm listening to a cool Philly band...

Named
"The war on drugs"

P.S. "don't bring rock's to a CHIREE stainless steel
Knife fight"
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 1:47 PM EST
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I heard it was all them Wheaties that gayed him all up... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 2:04 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard it was all them Wheaties that gayed him all up... Mellow

Wheaties, The Breakfast of the Transgendered? Think


Doesn't sound quite right......but then again neither does Caitlyn
jjanecka Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Jul 18 2017, 2:39 PM EST
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Rocks are great for knife fights especially if you have a sling.
TMCTLT Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 8:07 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Wheenies, The Breakfast of the Transgendered? Think


Doesn't sound quite right......but then again neither does Caitlyn



They only get away with this mental midget CRAP because we're told to celebrate their tender mindset....and follow like PC zombies......Transgendered indeed.
Have some more Weenies Brucie.
SteveS Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 8:11 AM EST
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hey, zoos creesto ... Bruce f'n Karkashian ?????

Jesse Ventura, Ahhnold, Al Franken and Trump ... if Bruce runs, what might we see next ??? Alec Baldwin ????
DrMaddVibe Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 8:22 AM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
They only get away with this mental midget CRAP because we're told to celebrate their tender mindset....and follow like PC zombies......Transgendered indeed.
Have some more Weenies Brucie.



Kanye too!!!!
bgz Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 9:26 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
No way, I'd never bang a dude.


She's technically not a dude anymore right? Have at it!!!

I mean, I would.. but she's way too old for me and stuff.
SteveS Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 2:02 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
She's technically not a dude anymore right?



Officially an it ...
DrafterX Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 2:10 PM EST
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SteveS wrote:
Officially a FREAK ...




True... true... Mellow
Stinkdyr Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 3:22 PM EST
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Brucelyn killed an innocent motorist.
Just sayn.

Spanking
bgz Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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SteveS wrote:
Officially an it ...


See JJan, you wouldn't be banging a dude, you would be banging an "it", so it's ok!
TMCTLT Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 6:02 AM EST
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Stinkdyr wrote:
Brucelyn killed an innocent motorist.
Just sayn.

Spanking



It's okay though.....after all " He's SPECIAL " a special kind of FREAK
RMAN4443 Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 11:59 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
No way, I'd never bang a dude.

.........So just BJs and reach arounds??????Not talking

















Sarcasm
DrMaddVibe Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2017, 5:57 PM EST
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TMCTLT wrote:
It's okay though.....after all " He's SPECIAL " a special kind of FREAK


#goldmedalsmatter
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