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opelmanta1900 Offline
#351 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:45 PM EST
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there ain't nothing ol' V-dog don't tell others...
victor809 Offline
#352 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:47 PM EST
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.... ^That's reasonably accurate....
victor809 Offline
#353 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:47 PM EST
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But to be fair ewok... it wasn't my dic.... I was posing in front of it with one of our currently in absentia members.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#354 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:48 PM EST
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I also got a new job..sort of. Quit my job today to sell condoms out of the trunk of my car.
victor809 Offline
#355 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:50 PM EST
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..... "sell"?

.... or "demonstrate the use of to fat sweaty strangers with $50 cash" ?
teedubbya Offline
#356 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:51 PM EST
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I'm sure hank has had plenty of condoms in his "trunk"
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#357 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:51 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
new or used?


If someone wants a used one, I can certainly oblige for the right price. Plus an extra fee for them to watch.
victor809 Offline
#358 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:51 PM EST
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Are they stuck there? Cuz that might cause a blockage....
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#359 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:52 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I'm sure hank has had plenty of condoms in his "trunk"


bahahahaha good one Applause
teedubbya Offline
#360 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:52 PM EST
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I heard he farts animal ballons
victor809 Offline
#361 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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Hehehe...

Hank! Can you make a puppy for drafter!?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#362 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard he farts animal ballons


You have me cracking up, good stuff!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#363 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Hehehe...

Hank! Can you make a puppy for drafter!?


Only brown puppies.

Actually, only brown everything...
victor809 Offline
#364 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 1:55 PM EST
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.... what? You never use the color condoms?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#365 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 2:04 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Are they stuck there? Cuz that might cause a blockage....

like that lady who had the 29 contact lenses in her eye?
victor809 Offline
#366 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 2:07 PM EST
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There's a lady with 29 contact lenses in her eye stuck in Hank's butt?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#367 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 2:19 PM EST
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it's like a turducken.... or maybe more like a movie about an ugly hooker meets the movie inception... pretty woman... it's pretty woman meets inception all being shown on a screen inside an ampitheatre that's inside of hanks butt...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#368 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 2:21 PM EST
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worst thanksgiving meal ever...
victor809 Offline
#369 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 2:45 PM EST
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Yet ironically the best movie pitch in a decade...
DrafterX Offline
#370 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 3:19 PM EST
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I'm not going.... Not talking
delta1 Offline
#371 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 3:22 PM EST
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Liked Inception...but not Pretty Woman...hate theaters that smell funky and feel sticky...
victor809 Offline
#372 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 3:42 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
..hate theaters that smell funky and feel sticky...


hmmm... so you've watched the movie inside hank's butt amphitheater before?
danmdevries Online
#373 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 4:12 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
The abominable ho man..?? Huh


The one and only.

Can't wait to meet the little guy. I'll be driving him to stage in my golf cart from the talent trailers.

opelmanta1900 wrote:
that definitely looks like a fun time... ludacris seems like a strange choice for a headlining act for a thing like that...


Driving attendance for the ATL festival at Road Atlanta.

Last year's headliners were Andrew WK Friday night and Waka Flocka Saturday. Was weird, but every Gridlife festival is weird. That's the point. Getting different scenes together at one venue. Music/EDM crowd, the show car people, the race car competition people, the trackday people, the drift crowd and spectators for all those things.

We're trying to get more people interested in going to the racetrack. Loads of smaller tracks are dying. The average age of a SCCA or NASA participant is up there. It's just not a thing the younger crowd is into anymore. So Gridlife's goal is to get people interested and get people on track, and to do that you need crowds.

Big name local artists bring crowds. And the average attendee is probably 25-35, grew up with Ludacris on the radio. And we're in Atlanta, Ludacris home market.

MACS Offline
#374 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 7:49 PM EST
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5 years... 56,000 miles. Wife needed new pads and rotors up front, new pads on resurfaced rotors in the back, and a brake system flush. Then... new tires. I'm $1,000 poorer, so I won't be sending Hank any smokes. Ever.

BigGrin
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#375 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 8:08 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
5 years... 56,000 miles. Wife needed new pads and rotors up front, new pads on resurfaced rotors in the back, and a brake system flush. Then... new tires. I'm $1,000 poorer, so I won't be sending Hank any smokes. Ever.

BigGrin

didn't think they resurface rotors anymore...we used to say get the rotors turned
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#376 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 8:53 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
didn't think they resurface rotors anymore...we used to say get the rotors turned


I get mine turned whenever I do pads if I'm not also doing rotors

Helps to bed the pads on the rotors. They get worn and formed by the old set. Efficiency reduced if bringing a new set to a worn rotor.
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#377 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 8:54 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
5 years... 56,000 miles. Wife needed new pads and rotors up front, new pads on resurfaced rotors in the back, and a brake system flush. Then... new tires. I'm $1,000 poorer, so I won't be sending Hank any smokes. Ever.

BigGrin


Like the car had any bearing on that decision
8trackdisco Offline
#378 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 8:55 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
5 years... 56,000 miles. Wife needed new pads and rotors up front, new pads on resurfaced rotors in the back, and a brake system flush. Then... new tires. I'm $1,000 poorer, so I won't be sending Hank any smokes. Ever.

BigGrin


How's the refigerator?

You must have some high end Rockefeller ice box if you use it to cool your whole house. Whistle
MACS Offline
#379 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 8:59 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
How's the refigerator?

You must have some high end Rockefeller ice box if you use it to cool your whole house. Whistle


LOL! It's back to normal. Adora threw out all the spoiled sh*t and went and got replacements.
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#380 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 9:24 PM EST
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Wife almost has me talked into refinishing the kitchen cabinets....yikes
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#381 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 9:46 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Wife almost has me talked into refinishing the kitchen cabinets....yikes


There's worse things.
frankj1 Offline
#382 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 9:52 PM EST
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there ARE worse things
opelmanta1900 Offline
#383 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 10:40 PM EST
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Are's there Frank? Are's there?
frankj1 Offline
#384 Posted: Thu, Aug 3 2017, 10:46 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Are's there Frank? Are's there?

apostrophe outrage
Ewok126 Offline
#385 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 12:36 AM EST
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Well, my nephew just left to go back to base. Hes got a 9 hour ride ahead of him then a flight back to Korea. I will say it was good to see him again it has been 5 years since I got to see him last. I got to meet his buddy Alex who serves with him. A very nice young man to say the least. The wife and I took them out to eat and we had some good laughs. I gave each one of them 10 cigars to take back with them to keep or share if they wish. It broke my heart to see them drive off. I knew I missed him but did not realize how much until they was heading out of the drive way. I hate they got called back a week early and sad thing is no one knows why. I know most times they do not call back from leave unless something has went down and even they will not know whats up until they get back. Time to go sit with the wife who is in tears atm.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#386 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 4:53 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#387 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 5:11 AM EST
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55 Friday.
Ewok126 Offline
#388 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 5:14 AM EST
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Good Morning yall, Happy Friday!
watchurai Offline
#389 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 5:17 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
55 Friday.


Woah. Somehow I thought you were a lot younger than that. Guess Russ don't rust.
Happy Birthday.
Ewok126 Offline
#390 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 5:27 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
But to be fair ewok... it wasn't my dic.... I was posing in front of it with one of our currently in absentia members.


Ahh I see well I think I do..... Nope I dont... Posing in front of it? You were posing in front of someone else's pecker? Lmaooo. That brings to mind allot of questions I do not want answered lmaooo...
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#391 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 7:26 AM EST
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Happy birthday Russ, good morning people.
teedubbya Offline
#392 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 7:29 AM EST
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watchurai wrote:
Woah. Somehow I thought you were a lot younger than that. Guess Russ don't rust.
Happy Birthday.



He looked a little older than that when I met him.
DrafterX Offline
#393 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 7:33 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
MACS Offline
#394 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 7:49 AM EST
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Well... it's Friday. So we got that goin' for us... which is nice.
DrafterX Offline
#395 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 8:20 AM EST
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True... true... Mellow
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#396 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 9:00 AM EST
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Yup, Friiidayyy. Morning all.


I don't think the heavy stuffs coming down for awhile... I'd play on.
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#397 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 9:13 AM EST
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Tommorrow is Twitter Saturday.
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#398 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 9:20 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
55 Friday.

I'm guessing that's the temperature...
MACS Offline
#399 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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dkeage wrote:
I'm guessing that's the temperature...


My AC has been humming lately. I'm guesstimating a $200 electric bill is in my future.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#400 Posted: Fri, Aug 4 2017, 10:14 AM EST
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$200??? our august bill usually hits $500...
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