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Abrignac Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 11:33 AM EST
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It's been a while since we've had an old fashioned mooch thread. So let me be the next in a stellar list which includes BUSA, FGM and others.

I'm low, but I only smoke premiums. I like Fuente Hemingway Classics, Anjeo 46 and Sharks & Opus X Power Rangers. I also like Partagas and Boliver CC's.

Sarcasm
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Abrignac Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 11:35 AM EST
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Oh and my address has changed to a PO.


Lol
gummy jones Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 11:40 AM EST
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I am also low
Mostly on gold bullion

please feel free to send me your extras

I will, in turn, pay it forward in the form of bundled seconds
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:18 PM EST
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...I am actually low... ha (plus my wife's school is in financial trouble so she isn't getting paid for a couple months and even after than, they don't know if they will get all future pay checks...it is doubtful that they will back pay as well...tough times...my wife is actually taking some hours at Wendy's to help make up for it...she worked there for 9 years while in HS/college and that is where we met...the whole situation makes me sick)
illinichaser Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:18 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Oh and my address has changed to a PO.


Lol



I'll be needing that new addy. . . I know you don't smoke much these days, so it might as well be some good stuff. . .


Beer Beer Beer
teedubbya Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:23 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
I have low T
Abrignac Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:24 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
I am also low
Mostly on gold bullion

please feel free to send me your extras

I will, in turn, pay it forward in the form of bundled seconds



I have no use for mine. I'll send all I have your way.
Ewok126 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:25 PM EST
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Hell I will bite, I am low as well on Adult Spiritual Alcoholic Beverage.

I only drink Sautter – Cognac 700 ml

and like Gummy I will pay it forward as well. I will send my son's girl friend to come live with you so as to get her the hell out of my house and one less mouth for me to feed. Oh and if you send two bottles I will send the son as well. Sarcasm
Abrignac Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I have low T



Mine is normal to high because Cindy gives me a shot once a week. It works out great for me.
Abrignac Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:33 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Hell I will bite, I am low as well on Adult Spiritual Alcoholic Beverage.

I only drink Sautter – Cognac 700 ml

and like Gummy I will pay it forward as well. I will send my son's girl friend to come live with you so as to get her the hell out of my house and one less mouth for me to feed. Oh and if you send two bottles I will send the son as well. Sarcasm



Does she like tube steak. If so I'll feed it to her at least twice s day. If she gets hungry between breakfast and lunch I'll feed her lunch as well.
gummy jones Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 12:56 PM EST
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Sorry to hear about the wife's job hank. Nice to hear she is taking her destiny in to her own hands and picking up the extra hours.
Ewok126 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 1:10 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Does she like tube steak. If so I'll feed it to her at least twice s day. If she gets hungry between breakfast and lunch I'll feed her lunch as well.


Bwahahahahaha you can feed her what ever the heck you want as long as its not coming out of my pocket lol...Heck I would almost trade her for a mentally diminished monkey.
Ewok126 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 1:21 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
...I am actually low... ha (plus my wife's school is in financial trouble so she isn't getting paid for a couple months and even after than, they don't know if they will get all future pay checks...it is doubtful that they will back pay as well...tough times...my wife is actually taking some hours at Wendy's to help make up for it...she worked there for 9 years while in HS/college and that is where we met...the whole situation makes me sick)



I feel your pain brother, my wife just finished a 13 day straight work schedule and also took special assignment for security at St Jude hospitals during their events. Its a real kick in the sack when I cant do nothing to help contribute so I know all to well about the making you sick part. Sometimes I wonder if being able to remember what it was like being the bread winner after my stroke is more of a curse than a blessing.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 2:16 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Sorry to hear about the wife's job hank. Nice to hear she is taking her destiny in to her own hands and picking up the extra hours.


Thanks. I am pretty proud of her for sucking it up and doing this to help us out. I can't imagine how crappy it makes her feel to be working in fast food again...I worked there 5 years and wouldn't wish that kind of work on anyone that is over 18.
gummy jones Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 2:58 PM EST
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I respect effort nowadays because so many have thrown in the towel

Working at Wendy's isn't her forever plan, it's just her way of teaching your kids right and wrong, with ethic, love and sacrifice, etc
jjanecka Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 4:15 PM EST
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At least it's easy work and honorable. You feel like you've accomplished something. Wendy's uses 100% fresh beef, so that's a plus.
deadeyedick Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 4:21 PM EST
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I'm actually quite low on free premium beers. The mask man from Alabama sent a second bomb of five a few days ago but I have already gone through three of those and within days they will all be gone.

Don't know where my next free beer is coming from. Guess I could hang around an intersection with a sigh but I was kinda hoping it wouldn't come to that.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 5:02 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
I also like Partagas and Boliver CC's.





Sorry, all I have are Motecrisdoughs, Quail d Orzay, Partagus, Cohibo and some Dumbhills.
abjd14 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 5:12 PM EST
Joined: 08-08-2012
Posts: 396
Wow didn't know it was that easy. I'm low on scotch and bourbon. If anyone has some extra pappy lying around undont even need the bottle. Send me a redneck emblazoned flask with some in it.
gummy jones Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 5:21 PM EST
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I'm low on top shelf ccs and 401k

Thanks for your consideration
tamapatom Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 5:39 PM EST
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The last five trades I've done with noobs, they took my Fuentes and Tatuajes and sent me unsmokable yard gars. I know I shouldn't have sent first but it was because they were all needy underpriledged noobs and veterans too. Then my humidor burned up due to a freak sex toy accident.

Thing are not going well. I just got an audit notice from the IRS and the SSG is now gangstalking me. To my shock it turns out Mr. Jones is in on it.

Now I am low.......actually ZIPPO.............but that's OK. I just needed to share.

DONT SEND ANYTHING PLEASE. Keep your cigars so that your huge stashes remain properly humidified ready so you can impress your friends. I will get by. That is more important than poor me. Sniff. Sob. I'm OK, really. One more trip to the plasma center and I can pay my rent.
tamapatom Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 5:47 PM EST
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Know any convenience stores that sell cigars on credit?
bgz Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 6:28 PM EST
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Tom is low, he lost his toys and his cigars in a blaze of fire.... Tom needs sex toys, BOMB TOM WITH SEX TOYS!!!
gummy jones Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 6:30 PM EST
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I'm even lower and more desperate than Tampa. I took my family to the soup kitchen for our daily meal and my dog caught hep along the way. I met a witch doctor in an alley who promised to heal my dog if I gave him the tatuaje out of my mouth (which was my last cigar that was gifted to me by my mom on her deathbed) . But instead of healing my dog he kicked me in the wiener. And ripped the pocket off of my shirt.

I sold the dog to a Chinese restaurant and used the money to buy a fuente but gave it to a lonely, one lipped veteran because I'm a pay it forward type of guy. However some fake ssg took my family off the stoop of the soup kitchen when it was almost their turn and will not return them unless I give them cohiba behikes.

So can anyone pay it forwards and spare a few? Also I need a new dog.
Abrignac Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 7:11 PM EST
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illinichaser wrote:
I'll be needing that new addy. . . I know you don't smoke much these days, so it might as well be some good stuff. . .


Beer Beer Beer


Thanks Jeremy, but it's not necessary.
bgz Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 7:12 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
I'm even lower and more desperate than Tampa.


D1ldo bomb gummy too!
Abrignac Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 7:17 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
I'm even lower and more desperate than Tampa. I took my family to the soup kitchen for our daily meal and my dog caught hep along the way. I met a witch doctor in an alley who promised to heal my dog if I gave him the tatuaje out of my mouth (which was my last cigar that was gifted to me by my mom on her deathbed) . But instead of healing my dog he kicked me in the wiener. And ripped the pocket off of my shirt.

I sold the dog to a Chinese restaurant and used the money to buy a fuente but gave it to a lonely, one lipped veteran because I'm a pay it forward type of guy. However some fake ssg took my family off the stoop of the soup kitchen when it was almost their turn and will not return them unless I give them cohiba behikes.

So can anyone pay it forwards and spare a few? Also I need a new dog.


You should have taken him to see Mr. Rudolph. All it would have cost is a turkey.
gummy jones Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 7:25 PM EST
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All I had was pigeon :(
Abrignac Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
All I had was pigeon :(



Gonna have little feets
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 9:12 PM EST
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Im about out of pineapple white owls. What shall I do....

I'm still pretty stocked from the last group bomb like 3 years ago. I smoked a chit load of them but bought a chitload too
Who wants some yard gars? Ive got a SFR ready to hit the road.
gummy jones Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 9:31 PM EST
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Hillbillyjosh770 wrote:
Im about out of pineapple white owls. What shall I do....

I'm still pretty stocked from the last group bomb like 3 years ago. I smoked a chit load of them but bought a chitload too
Who wants some yard gars? Ive got a SFR ready to hit the road.


sorry but I prefer the grape white owls
tamapatom Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 9:45 PM EST
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Gummy needs a new dog? What did he do with Drafter?!?!
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 10:13 PM EST
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I'm all set.
gummy jones Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2017, 10:14 PM EST
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drafter is now kung pow
RMAN4443 Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 3:21 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
sorry but I prefer the grape white owls

I just got a grape white owl from jespear........I'll trade for a half pound of 20$ billsAnxious
jespear Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 6:38 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I just got a grape white owl from jespear........I'll trade for a half pound of 20$ billsAnxious


Shame on you Shame on you, Ricky.
We all KNOW that Grape WO is not worth that kind of money. Not talking
What a MOOCH ! RollEyes
gummy jones Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 7:15 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I just got a grape white owl from jespear........I'll trade for a half pound of 20$ billsAnxious


half pound of $5s maybe
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 7:31 AM EST
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All those fruity foo foo cigar stay outta stock.
One young gentlemen at a gas station line ahead of me bought every single cigarillo they had.
I asked him what his favorite cigar was.
The kind that ain't got no tobacco in it, he said. d'oh!
RMAN4443 Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 12:00 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
half pound of $5s maybe

That sounds pretty good to me..........a half pound of $5s is about $1120 Whistle
Abrignac Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That sounds pretty good to me..........a half pound of $5s is about $1120 :-"


I had just about talked him in to sending it my way. He asked me how much it was. I told him it was only a few bucks and that the bank would send him a receipt.

Thanks for messing that up.
gummy jones Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2017, 2:34 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That sounds pretty good to me..........a half pound of $5s is about $1120 Whistle


once that synthetic grape hits your lips, you realize its all worth it
delta1 Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Jul 31 2017, 2:25 PM EST
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...strange...............no wombat............did he hibernate early this year???
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Jul 31 2017, 2:42 PM EST
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Did an inventory and 99% of what I have left are cigars sent from the very generous BOTL on this site? Very grateful for the bombs and trades. If you look at my humidors, it looks like I have a lot left, but most are boxes with only a few cigars in them, mostly cigars that don't belong to the box itself.
Ewok126 Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Jul 31 2017, 3:07 PM EST
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I did an inventory and I have 3 cigars left. I made a bad bet, Shana told me that if she got the pic post back up and running you guys would start sending her goober pics. I said "I bet you they would never do such!" "She said Ok I bet you your whole stash all but 3 cigars", (hangs head) and I took the bet. 2 hours later I get an email saying Hank done sent her a goober pic but she wouldn't count that one because she left her magnifying glass at home and she couldn't tell what it was, but, dstieger sent one and evidently he knows how to crop and zoom. She said "It was bad pixelated but you could make out a baby ding-a-ling" and poof there went all my stogies......Hitting . Bwahahahahaha Ok I need a nap.d'oh!
gummy jones Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Jul 31 2017, 3:08 PM EST
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im completely out
i was trading drafter rocket dogs for red rockets
now i got neither :(
Ewok126 Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, Jul 31 2017, 3:11 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
im completely out
i was trading drafter rocket dogs for red rockets
now i got neither :(

LMAOOO I am still uncertain which of you got the worst deal in that trade
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#47 Posted: Mon, Jul 31 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
I did an inventory and I have 3 cigars left. I made a bad bet, Shana told me that if she got the pic post back up and running you guys would start sending her goober pics. I said "I bet you they would never do such!" "She said Ok I bet you your whole stash all but 3 cigars", (hangs head) and I took the bet. 2 hours later I get an email saying Hank done sent her a goober pic but she wouldn't count that one because she left her magnifying glass at home and she couldn't tell what it was, but, dstieger sent one and evidently he knows how to crop and zoom. She said "It was bad pixelated but you could make out a baby ding-a-ling" and poof there went all my stogies......Hitting . Bwahahahahaha Ok I need a nap.d'oh!


Funny guy.....
Frying pan
Ewok126 Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Jul 31 2017, 9:07 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Funny guy.....
Frying pan



Well I do try, Key word being try Anxious
danmdevries Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Aug 1 2017, 5:33 AM EST
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Where's mine?
Ewok126 Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Aug 1 2017, 5:49 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Where's mine?



I think she stuck yours in her pocket book to take home for later lol....
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