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Ideas for eradicating the Asians in Michigan..
DrafterX Offline
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In an effort to stop a species of killer fish from infiltrating the Great Lakes, Michigan's governor on Tuesday launched the "Invasive Carp Challenge," the state's latest response to the aggressive invaders.
Gov. Rick Snyder created the challenge to tap into the "creative minds of people" worldwide in solving the impending invasive carp -- also known as Asian carp -- crisis.

"Invasive carp pose a serious and growing threat to the economy and ecology of our Great Lakes," Snyder said in a statement Tuesday. "The Invasive Carp Challenge will tap into the creativity and expertise of the entrepreneurial community to find the best ways to protect Michigan’s most prized natural resource."

The state is specifically looking to barricade silver and bighead carp, two Asian carp species, from entering the Great Lakes. The people with the best solutions will receive up to a $700,000 reward split among them.

Written proposals will be accepted through Oct. 31.

Film at 11... Think
Buckwheat Offline
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I think you need to conciser phrasing the next time you post. Beer
bgz Offline
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Drafter should be in marketing, he's good at making click bait. He sure knows how to reel them in. I thought the title was a little fishy.

I'll stop now.
DrafterX Offline
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wasn't trying to be offinsive... hope I ruin anyone's gar... I'll scale it back.. Mellow
dstieger Offline
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maybe they should build a wall?
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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Think
maybe a temporary one so we can get them all in one place... then eradicate them.. Think
jespear Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
maybe a temporary one so we can get them all in one place... then eradicate them.. Think


And once the Asian Carp are eradicated, maybe the next target group should be the radical Muslims in Dearborn .
TMCTLT Offline
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Buckwheat wrote:
I think you need to consider phrasing the next time you post. Beer



Your right Julian....it's the Mooooslims they've got the problem with up thur, not the Asians!!!









































Sarcasm
opelmanta1900 Offline
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I've recenty started following a few bow fishermen on youtube who target primarily carp and gar... it'd be interesting to see the state start encouraging that sport...
Speyside Offline
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Don't the radical Islamic fundamentalists make carp bombs?
DrafterX Offline
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Seems like there was an effort to eradicate Illinois Carps a while back... Think
Mr. Jones Offline
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Nothing STINKS WORSE THAN A CARP...
TMCTLT Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I've recenty started following a few bow fishermen on youtube who target primarily carp and gar... it'd be interesting to see the state start encouraging that sport...



Yup open season on the Bastids should be encouraged big time...
jjanecka Offline
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We got screwed with zebra mussels. Out ecosystem is ruined... :(
JadeRose Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Seems like there was an effort to eradicate Illinois Carps a while back... Think




I hate Illinois Carps
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Nothing STINKS WORSE THAN A CARP...

Mackerel...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#17 Posted:
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and durian...
delta1 Offline
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phewww....I was afraid I missed Pearl Harbor II....
spectresquad Offline
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Colorado is trying to controlled the non native pike in some of our lakes. They put a 20 dollar bounty per fish caught. We will see how that works.
spectresquad Offline
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Colorado is trying to controlled the non native pike in some of our lakes. They put a 20 dollar bounty per fish caught. We will see how that works.
Brewha Offline
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Invasive Carp is just a hoax made up to sell fishing bate and steal government funding.
We all know that marine biologists can't be trusted - they are scientist, ya' know.
frankj1 Offline
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JadeRose wrote:
I hate Illinois Carps

I see what ya did there
bgz Offline
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Brewha wrote:
Invasive Carp is just a hoax made up to sell fishing bate and steal government funding.
We all know that marine biologists can't be trusted - they are scientist, ya' know.


I think you've been arguing with mr jones too much.
gummy jones Offline
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we could always let kimjungfat immigrate and make him mayor
he seems to be excellent at killing asians
NapalmMan67 Offline
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I suspect the carps are already in the great lakes, they just haven't been found and/or reported yet.

A few weeks ago, they found one a couple miles up the Calumet river, which is well past the electric barrier that's supposed to keep them form migrating any further.

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/pressure-mounts-release-federal-report-discovery-asian-carp/



There are commercial fishermen that haul out thousands of pounds of them every year now. There's also a big Redneck fishing tournament in Bath, IL every year.

http://redneckfishingtournament.com/

http://www.sj-r.com/news/20170802/redneck-fishing-tournament-making-small-dent-in-asian-carp-population


People get seriously hurt from them flying invasive bastards. I've read stories about broken arms and concussions from people being hit by them.


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Buckwheat Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Nothing STINKS WORSE THAN A CARP...


May I introduce politics & politicians into the discussion? horse
DrafterX Offline
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speaking of Asians... my wife is trying to make me take fish oil now... I tried to convince her bacon grease does the same thing.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
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you should really switch to water based lubricants
dstieger Offline
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whew....for a minute there, I thought a thread might get all the way to 30 without TW either gaying it up or imagining something sexual with the X...or both
victor809 Offline
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I wasn't worried...
teedubbya Offline
#31 Posted:
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Well drafter IS dreamy
delta1 Offline
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not sure if Drafter wants to trade his wife for a tube of lube...I guess it's possible...
dstieger Offline
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delta1 wrote:
not sure if Drafter wants to trade his wife for a tube of lube...I guess it's possible...



20 guys on here just read that and thought "****....I didn't know that was an option"
DrafterX Offline
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I'll keep the wife and just pretend to take the fish oil... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
I'll keep the wife and just pretend to take the fish oil... Mellow

you have my blind support
Speyside Offline
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I did not know you have blind friends who support you.
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