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Most Extraordinary Cigar Reviews
tamapatom Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
I felt the need to share a couple of extraordinary (i.e. bad) cigar reviews found on-line. Please feel free to comment or contribute your favorites. Oh and I am not making this up. Please post only "real" reviews ( BTW if it is on the internet it has to be real).

So for the first review.......................


THE CIGAR
Illusione Rothchildes
4 1/2 x 50 Rothschild
w. Mexican San Andrean
b./f. Nicaraguan
Tabacos Valle de Jalapa SA, Nicaragua


Construction.

Draw starts at a full tension, humsoever, my smoke-hole don't feel cheated. Loosens to quite doable medium+ at the mid-mark onset prior to me sucking out my dental work. Ash is a pretty sheath a' white in the 1/3 but then lesser-so the remainder. Seams hold quite well. Ton of tobacco in a 1/2 ton package. Pack starts with a brick feces house rating and softens just ever so slightly at the nub. Smoke stays cool throughout.

Combustion.

Burn-line is nuts even, gate-to-wire. Slowly-paced. Even-keeled smoke out-put off each end. Not a lot to say. Verily well did.

Flavor.

I tasted a definite marzipan here and there; thought I'd mention that first. Notes were led by a verily nuanced and finely ground pepper, both white and black w/ sweet accompanying spices. That tandem'd with a nigh as nuanced woody melange of sweet hardwoods and dried cedar. Nuttiness braced the woods in a pine and almond manner -- flesh only. The remainder of notes seemed to gravitate around a natural tobacco tightly coiled core. Coffee and cream. Cocoa. Toasted grape fruit. A vague grapeseed extract particularly on r/h. Smoked car-a-mel. Honey malt. Floral bits. Interestingly 'nuff for a mainly core delivered profile, there is an under-belly of leathery earth.

Body.

Fairly classical medium body. Delivered in creamy wood/pasty nut fashion with a neat-o sweet but not overly-so finish. Smooth but not pillowy. Crisp. Not a tingle to be seen on an excellent moisture level mouth-feel. Very clean ending.

Strength.

Just' nuff backbone to carry the profile. Minimal nicotine zetz.

FINAL GRADE
****B+****





gummy jones Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
you found my review
gummy jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
i thought i had laced more profanities throughout
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Wow.........
tamapatom Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Hey any of you guys have the problem of a veiny shaft going soft?


CAO Fuma em Corda Toro 658

NOTES:

Cinnamon
Yeasty 'baccy
Raisin
Prune
Leather
Red fruit syrups
Orange peel
Booze/hooch
White/black pepper (retro-hale, mainly)
Molasses
Floral
Nutmeg
Hickory
Buttah
Milk chocolate
Salt
Barnyard

Triggers nicely all the basic flavors. Well balanced.
Smooth of texture with some moisture which avoids swampiness.
Rich in a low-caloric desert manner.
Quite complex, yet even-keel'd.
Finish is rather short, but of a verily clean sort.
Some delineation is lost in the 3/3. Becomes nigh, only nigh, laborious.

Seams are loose-side a' preferred tightness, but hold.
Veiny shaft softens somewhat unevenly.
Draw is somewhat stiff in first 1/2, but doably-so. Girth don't help.

Gives off ugly burnt-offerings that hold well 'nuff.
Line is somewhat jagged with tick a' puckering hither and thither.
Calm smoke at rest, nice cloud off pull and into cool smoke-hole.

FINAL GRADE: A-
A 90-100 B 80-89 C 70-79 D 60-69 F 0-59

WRAPPER: Honduran
BINDER: Cameroon
FILLER: Honduran, Nicaraguan, Brazilian (Braganca & Arapiraca)

STRENGTH:
ORIGIN: Honduran
Panama Red1 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2013
Posts: 82
Veiny shaft going soft ??? they advertise a number of products
on television & the back of magazines for this particular problem,
so good luck with your problem LIMP ****** !!!!!
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
d'oh! Speak to the hand
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
verily
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