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dstieger Offline
#101 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:44 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
reminds me of what a sailor told me the other day.. somethin like 'It's not gay underway but it's queer at da pier'... made me wonder about stuff... and no, we weren't on a boat.. well, we were on a sub but it wasn't underway... Mellow


You were down to see Whistle? I always just figured he was kidding...oh well, who am i to judge...but, I will tell you that none of that **** was happening on MY ships
DrafterX Offline
#102 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:46 PM EST
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No, was hanging out on da USS Batfish... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#103 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:47 PM EST
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That's cool....never knew there was a sub in OK.
DrafterX Offline
#104 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:50 PM EST
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yep.. we go way back... my Boy Scout troop got kicked off it one night for fighting back in 76'... well, we spent the night but were told we couldn't come back... I just don't tell them who I am now... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#105 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:53 PM EST
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Not sure I'm glad I stopped by after reading the last couple of hours of posting....
victor809 Offline
#106 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 2:54 PM EST
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Boy scouts and submarines?

That's like gay on top of gay...
DrafterX Offline
#107 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 3:50 PM EST
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well, it's not like brony rugby games... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#108 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 4:27 PM EST
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you would know
DrafterX Offline
#109 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 4:32 PM EST
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no way man... just speculating... Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#110 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 4:37 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
no way man... just spelunking... Not talking



freak
8trackdisco Offline
#111 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 6:51 PM EST
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Three mile walk.

SmokeyMonkey,

Do you watch or listen to Men In Blazers? On their website, they have a link to a fantasy futbol site called Togga. I just signed up and set a line up for the weekend. Free and fun if you are so inclined.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#112 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 7:15 PM EST
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I'm not a regular MIB watcher, but appreciate the heads up on the FF site. I struggle to keep interested and typically end up dropping out after a few weeks. That said, I'm definitely going to mention it to my dad. I think it'll be right up his alley.
delta1 Offline
#113 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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I like sausages...all kindsa sausages...long ones, thin ones, short ones, hot sausages, stuffed sausages, curved sausages, straight sausages, plump when warm sausages, hard ones, soft ones...pork is my fave...in a bun with some creamy cheese, mayo and mustard...
MACS Offline
#114 Posted: Wed, Aug 9 2017, 8:19 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Three mile walk.

SmokeyMonkey,

Do you watch or listen to Men In Blazers? On their website, they have a link to a fantasy futbol site called Togga. I just signed up and set a line up for the weekend. Free and fun if you are so inclined.


Knew you couldn't do it...
Ewok126 Offline
#115 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 12:47 AM EST
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And as per usual, I lay down to call it a night and 2 to 4 hours later, Wide arse awake.... Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

Good Morning Ladies.
danmdevries Offline
#116 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 4:21 AM EST
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Morning Thursday.
8trackdisco Offline
#117 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 5:10 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Knew you couldn't do it...


It's not football, it's futbol.

Rainy.

Before bed last night, added another 1.9 tonthe prior 3.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#118 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 6:13 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all

Keep up the good work, 8. At least until the weather breaks.
Speyside Offline
#119 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 7:07 AM EST
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Morning.
DrafterX Offline
#120 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 7:24 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
MACS Offline
#121 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 7:35 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
It's not football, it's futbol.

Rainy.

Before bed last night, added another 1.9 tonthe prior 3.


Alright... your conviction is overturned on a technicality.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#122 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 10:24 AM EST
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Friday Jr. Morning, folks.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#123 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 11:24 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
And as per usual, I lay down to call it a night and 2 to 4 hours later, Wide arse awake.... Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

Good Morning Ladies.

You need to smoke some pot...
DrafterX Offline
#124 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 12:12 PM EST
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Chiken tenders.. fries.. gravy & texas toasts.. BigGrin
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#125 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 12:37 PM EST
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Another day another dollar for my state government to over tax with the new 32% tax increase.

Fuggers.
MACS Offline
#126 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 12:47 PM EST
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Pastrami sammich and onion rings.
teedubbya Offline
#127 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 12:55 PM EST
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If anyone wonders garlic up the bung hole really does help with rhoids

a clove itself does ok but a mixture of garlic, coconut oil and witch hazel works better. Farts are sort of nasty though.
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#128 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 1:09 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
If anyone wonders garlic up the bung hole really does help with rhoids

a clove itself does ok but a mixture of garlic, coconut oil and witch hazel works better. Farts are sort of nasty though.

doesn't this belong in the "Weird Food Combos" thread? Think
victor809 Offline
#129 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 1:24 PM EST
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....you really that eager to eat a garlic, coconut and witch hazel salad out of TW's ads?
RMAN4443 Offline
#130 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 1:45 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
....you really that eager to eat a garlic, coconut and witch hazel salad out of TW's ads?


not me,but I've heard some folks like to have their salad tossedNot talking
victor809 Offline
#131 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 1:48 PM EST
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Poor cros...
teedubbya Offline
#132 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 2:04 PM EST
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Someone must have opened an Italian restaurant around here
opelmanta1900 Offline
#133 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 2:11 PM EST
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neighborhood going to sh*t?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#134 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 2:11 PM EST
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Racist!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#135 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 2:11 PM EST
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Racist!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#136 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 2:12 PM EST
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double posts are for morons...
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#137 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 2:13 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
If anyone wonders garlic up the bung hole really does help with rhoids

a clove itself does ok but a mixture of garlic, coconut oil and witch hazel works better. Farts are sort of nasty though.



My wife has a bad case of roids,,,,,,,,, Gunna tell her about Dr. W's cure............................ Will keep you posted
DrafterX Offline
#138 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 2:50 PM EST
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if he hadn't have crammed a coconut up there he prolly wouldn't need the garlic & witch hazel stuff... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#139 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 3:05 PM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
My wife has a bad case of roids,,,,,,,,, Gunna tell her about Dr. W's cure............................ Will keep you posted



3 garlic cloves
1/4 cup coconut oil
20 drops witch hazel

use a garlic press to crush the garlic, mix it well with the coconut oil and add 20 drops of witch hazel. Mold into small suppositories on plastic wrap (or whatever) and refrigerate. I actually use an ak-47 ammo silicone ice cube tray off of Amazon and I sometimes freeze them.

Put the ammo in the hole for a couple days and you'll never use the prep H stuff again. HeyOOOOHHHHH
8trackdisco Offline
#140 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 3:50 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good morning, y'all

Keep up the good work, 8. At least until the weather breaks.


I added another 1.9 just before bed, so finished with 4.9 on the day.

Getting hammered with rain. Feel a bit like a caged jaguar. Pacing. Wanting to get out.
delta1 Offline
#141 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 3:53 PM EST
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#139^

Wonder how long the trial and error tests ran before they decided on that one...and what were some of the other ingredients (jalapenos, ben gay?)... who were the test subjects...

Not many people I know would voluntarily shove garlic, coconut oil and witch hazel (ouch) up their butts in any quantity...
DrafterX Offline
#142 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 3:59 PM EST
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TW used to use greyhounds as gunny pigs... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#143 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 4:08 PM EST
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Drafter used them as gerbils
8trackdisco Offline
#144 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 4:16 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
TW used to use greyhounds as gunny pigs... Mellow


Don't you sass greyhounds!
DrafterX Offline
#145 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 4:18 PM EST
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no way man... I love the greyhounds... TW's the one that used to beat them and stuff... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#146 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 4:29 PM EST
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I will say the little bassards always wore steel muzzles and ran directly forward. Unfortunately the muzzles were about groin level.

I've put my share of greyhounds down but never took pleasure in it other than the one time Napoleon (the rabbit) stopped and they all ran in to the bar. that was carnage a I had no issue putting a couple down for their own good that day.
DrafterX Offline
#147 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 4:32 PM EST
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Did you go chasing wabbits..?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#148 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 4:33 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I've put my share of greyhounds down but never took pleasure in it other than the one time Napoleon (the rabbit) stopped and they all ran in to the bar. that was carnage a I had no issue putting a couple down for their own good that day.



Napoleon sounds like a mean bassard... Mad
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#149 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 6:06 PM EST
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I almost had a job walking the dogs onto the racetrack in 1972 but I wouldn't cut my hair. But I didn't and I wonder why. I felt like letting my freak flag fly. i wasn't givin' in an inch to fear.


Now mind you it wasn't much over my ears but it was the principal of the thing.........and I liked CSN&Y.
DrafterX Offline
#150 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2017, 7:18 PM EST
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I've never had to be paid to hang with puppy-dogs.. Mellow
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