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Last post 6 years ago by Mr. Jones. 32 replies replies.
Sooooo..."FEDER-RALLLL-LAYS"...you took my DOUBLE DARE?
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Think

I always watch...
I HAVE TOO...

Its been pretty much zilch since August 2016..except for a few sightings of low key operatives...

Tonight at Walmart...in the LOT...
I PULLED RIGHT UP BESIDE "A PAIR"
Of AGENTS...A so called married COUPLE...

Doesn't seem like the SSG THOUGH???
Some new federal LOSERS? Possibly
NSA OR JUST REGULAR FBI now that the "NEW GUY" in D.C. is LARGE AND IN CHARGE...

THE PLATES...

DBP-5788

^^^"Soooo, I wonderrr wonderrr
wonderrrr WHO..WHO ...WHO TURNED IT BACK ON TODAY???"

P.S. NOT A VERY SMART MOVE ON YOUR PART...AT A.L.L.
&
AS ALWAYS...

BLOW ME AND **** OFF "NEW GUYS"
+
K.M.L.W.P.J.A.
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
The walrus is Paul
Whistlebritches Offline
#3 Posted:
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Posts: 22,128
teedubbya wrote:
The walrus is Paul


I thought it was Ringo
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted:
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Koo koo ka choo
tamapatom Offline
#5 Posted:
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License plate check: dont get paranoid but car is registered to an Inspector Buster Heads of the Federal Bureau of Drawers........where a dossier is kept....on everyone.
tamapatom Offline
#6 Posted:
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His wife's name is Anita Warrant.
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted:
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They live on I.C.U.

Prolly not SSG
They aint all SWOLE...
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
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^^^ ALL PRETTY DAMNED FUNNY!!!


....getting back to the point though...

After 7 ( total years) of being followed and survielled
By "STEW" , 2+ yrs, the Advance SSG TEAM, 4-5 months,
THE INITIAL "WE WANT YOU TO SEE US ..THE 200 plus MORONS & NEW TRAINING RECRUITS SSG" team for 8+ months,
The paired down to "50++ SSG" skull *****ers on rotation ...mostly NASTY SKANK kunts for around 18 months, and finally the
"Traveling SSG DOUCHE BAGS" once I finally took a vacation or two...out of state in july 2016....
After all that ^^^^
You get a REAL GOOD SENSE OF WHO SHOULD BE AROUND OR NEAR YOU...

"PEOPLE WITHOUT A PURPOSE" stick out like sore thumbs...

Those two ^^ last night ....stuck out B.A.D.L.Y.
BUTTTT...
SOMETHING?? was definitely different about them
In many many ways...which I will keep to myself for now...which seems smart to do...

Also, a different ...very exhausted black couple in my favourite Chinese restauraunt at 6 pm ....taking 15 minutes to decide on ordering only two "spring rolls" and acting like that task had the difficulty of signing a third mortgage....a dead giveaway of two exhausted AGENTS on a spread very thin coverage round the clock schedule....

Been there Before...seen it literally hundreds of times
And nothing gets by me...nothing.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#9 Posted:
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LMAO.
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted:
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Jonesy, have you ever felt like you had people on your side? Like one look at the guy and you knew he was following you because you needed protection?
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
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#10 ^^ not yet...

But after the few arsenic ( I was tested and it was detected) in my water and coffee episodes...it seemed like somebody ...up high

Put the kibosh on that cowardly bullcrap...

You bring up an excellent premise though...

I do know I have my Truman GHOST buddies
Applying pressure in D.C. and behind the scenes...
Plus capitans, lieutenants, and the millennial associates
Pulled off SEVERAL SSG WEDDING RECEPTION INFILLTRATIONS AND UPSETS which really PISSED them off to NO END...

BUT "OUT IN THE FIELD" ...day to day...
not really...
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
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#9 T.G.

I THOUGHT you "passed"... due to complications
From gone-a-reee-ahhhh?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#13 Posted:
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Nah, I was just doing some field work.
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
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^^ you are a "REAL piece of work"...

U bassard U
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#15 Posted:
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And you wonder why we keep stalking you...
Whistlebritches Offline
#16 Posted:
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
And you wonder why we keep stalking you...


In my line of work.........well some people are just fun to watch,especially those that "KNOW" they're being watched.
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted:
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#10 jjannecka

You had me "re-thinking" this coverage...
All day long...

The difference I think? Is not so much
"Protection for me" as you stated...

As much as it is...

Them wanting to watch just exactly who it is that actually "wastes my sorry AZZ" and then following them and all their accomplices.... For multiple years...
Unless PLANET X COMES SOON ...
THEN IT'S T.G. time... as in...WGAF?
tamapatom Offline
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So you got people watching people watching you? Who is watching them? Is this like being in the middle of two mirrors?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#19 Posted:
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The crow flies at midnight.

Repeat, the crow flies at midnight.

dstieger Offline
#20 Posted:
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All right, Mr. Rocket Surgeon Jones....what's the end game?

Do you really think you're a high enough value target (or asset?) to warrant 50+ operatives?

Think about it....some of them may well be less than capable...but if they wanted you taken out, you'd have been gone long, long ago....despite your abnormal abundance of caution
Mr. Jones Offline
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^^^ HEY BOO BOO...

HERE's "THE E.N.D. GAME"...

On a silver platter...

It's called...
My P.P.L. & P.L.L. WHICH HAS MANY NAMES ON IT.

"Mutual Assured Destruction" along with many many Historical Documents released into
"the public Domain"...they know the lists are
paid in full and "some... Not all" of what will be released...and none of it is anywhere near my sorry AZZ...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
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Mr. Jones' posts make me dizzy....
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
^^^ HEY BOO BOO...

HERE's "THE E.N.D. GAME"...

On a silver platter...

It's called...
My P.P.L. & P.L.L. WHICH HAS MANY NAMES ON IT.

"Mutual Assured Destruction" along with many many Historical Documents released into
"the public Domain"...they know the lists are
paid in full and "some... Not all" of what will be released...and none of it is anywhere near my sorry AZZ...




can I have them..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#24 Posted:
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he sure has a sorry azz Mellow
gummy jones Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
^^^ HEY BOO BOO...

HERE's "THE E.N.D. GAME"...

On a silver platter...

It's called...
My P.P.L. & P.L.L. WHICH HAS MANY NAMES ON IT.

"Mutual Assured Destruction" along with many many Historical Documents released into
"the public Domain"...they know the lists are
paid in full and "some... Not all" of what will be released...and none of it is anywhere near my sorry AZZ...



the mods are back
you cant post peepee pics here in the forums
Whistlebritches Offline
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dstieger wrote:
All right, Mr. Rocket Surgeon Jones....what's the end game?

Do you really think you're a high enough value target (or asset?) to warrant 50+ operatives?

Think about it....some of them may well be less than capable...but if they wanted you taken out, you'd have been gone long, long ago....despite your abnormal abundance of caution


It's more like 12-15 per day......some days more some less
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#27 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
^^^ HEY BOO BOO...

HERE's "THE E.N.D. GAME"...

On a silver platter...

It's called...
My P.P.L. & P.L.L. WHICH HAS MANY NAMES ON IT.

"Mutual Assured Destruction" along with many many Historical Documents released into
"the public Domain"...they know the lists are
paid in full and "some... Not all" of what will be released...and none of it is anywhere near my sorry AZZ...




This post needs background music. I'm thinking the original Mission Impossible theme....







....played on a kazoo with a beer gargling solo at the 1:26 mark.
bgz Offline
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gummy jones wrote:
the mods are back
you cant post peepee pics here in the forums


gummy looks into the clouds and sees the giant d1ck pic in the sky.

You know what they say, you see what you want to see!
gummy jones Offline
#29 Posted:
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it was there i tell ya
Mr. Jones Offline
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#26 WHISTLEBRITCHES

Thanks.

They must be the most BORED and sleep deprived
kind....it never took my spouse and I ....15 minutes
To decide on two tiny spring roles for dinner.

I absolutely love the ugly single spinster lone shopper middle-aged broads and super old geezers that nobody in 100 years would ever remotely suspect...gotta love
the SSG H.R. hiring DEPARTMENT ....there slogan must be...
"If you stand out in a crowd or are attractive? This job isn't for you"
Mr. Jones Offline
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I would love to post pictures of all the
SSG AGENTS I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION...
Well over 100....
and they are A.L.L. 100% certified SSG AGENTS...

IT WOULD BLOW people's minds on here...

People like dstieger or Whistlebritches would think nothing of them...but everyone else thinks they wear suits with curly ear wires and bulging gun outlines...

Phuuuuuqqq....

NOT EVEN CLOSE

Just imagine the ugliest homelist old gash librarian
in your town or the goofiest looking math teacher in your school district...

That's what they look like...

But they all have very mean, sinister and sadistic personality traits...AND they believe all the lies they are told about the T.I. (TARGETED INDIVIDUAL)
By their SSG BOSSES who are the REAL SOCIOPATHS who pull the strings on their domain of sick sick puppet slave field operatives...
Mr. Jones Offline
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#27 T.G. AKA "MR.PHELPS"....

"...at the 1:26 mark"

LMAO

Made me spit coffee all over MY white 100%
Cotton CIGARS International favourite T-shirt...

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