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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:07 AM EST
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to surgery, not X-tacy

correct me if I am wrong William, but I have it at T minus 2 days...
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:10 AM EST
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True.. true... did pre-op Monday... my anesthesiologist is hot.. She will be the last person I see before I go to sleep..
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frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:14 AM EST
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sweet dreams!
JadeRose Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:14 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
True.. true... did pre-op Monday... my anesthesiologist is hot.. She will be the last person I see before I go to sleep..
ThumpUp




I bet she sticks stuff in your butt and takes pictures
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:17 AM EST
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OhMyGod
Ewok126 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:27 AM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I bet she sticks stuff in your butt and takes pictures


Nope not the anesthesiologist, the anesthesiologist will be sticking something long fat and round down his throat. Now the circulator will be running a tube not in ya butt but in the front side. Tell um to put some extra jelly on that tube buddy, thats a fat fat tube to go in such a little little hole lmaooooooo

Good luck with it all bud, Will be thinking about you.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:38 AM EST
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I doubt they do the catheter this time.. they will have me up walking as soon as I wake up.. Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:40 AM EST
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You could probably ask for one...
TMCTLT Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 8:47 AM EST
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Best of luck William, what procedure are you having done...I musta missed it?
gummy jones Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:01 AM EST
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when they start giving you the good stuff and you get dis inhibited you will probably hit on her
Gene363 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:35 AM EST
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You know, you're gonna say stuff without a filter, better make damm sure none of the unwashed people that post here are in the room hiding behind a surgical mask, I'm just saying.

Pray
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:39 AM EST
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Best of luck Drafter. I pray you don't need a catheter...those are the worst. Stupid nurse on my last surgery tried to yank it out before deflating the whole way...felt like I was giving birth or something (not that I really know what that feels like). I was hopped up on a ton of meds and it still felt like she ripped my junk off.
mikey1597 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:43 AM EST
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Hysterectomy (from Greek ὑστέρα, hystera, "uterus" + ἐκτομή, ektomḗ, "a cutting out of") is the surgical removal of the uterus. It may also involve removal of the cervix, ovaries, fallopian tubes and other surrounding structures.








oh my, shoulda been using Vagaclean
dstieger Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:49 AM EST
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We're not going to have to start calling you Ms Drafter, are we?...or X Drafter? Caitlin X?


Jeez...hope not
SmokeMonkey Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:54 AM EST
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Good luck, Drafter!
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:54 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I doubt they do the catheter this time.. they will have me up walking as soon as I wake up.. Mellow



How long is the surgery to take?
TMCTLT Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:56 AM EST
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mikey1597 wrote:
Hysterectomy (from Greek ὑστέρα, hystera, "uterus" + ἐκτομή, ektomḗ, "a cutting out of") is the surgical removal of the uterus. It may also involve removal of the cervix, ovaries, fallopian tubes and other surrounding structures.








oh my, shoulda been using Vagaclean



OH....I had no idea he was having that kind of a procedure. ( when did he " make the change " ) lololol
Ewok126 Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:57 AM EST
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If the surgery is going to go for 2 hours or more. Most hospitals require a cath. FYI you can walk with a cath lol and no it don't feel good.
cameroon Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 9:59 AM EST
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Is this the portion where they change your breasts or your genitals?
Ewok126 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 10:02 AM EST
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cameroon wrote:
Is this the portion where they change your breasts or your genitals?

Bwahahahahah No I think this is a minor surgery. Its where they go back and trim the labia so it dont look like bacon hanging. Anxious
Krazeehorse Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 10:05 AM EST
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Good luck Drafter.
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 10:08 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
True.. true... did pre-op Monday... my anesthesiologist is hot.. She will be the last person I see before I go to sleep..
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I hope you wake up in a haze and she is giving you a handy but you are too weak to stop her and can have a clear conscience....


if it doesn't happen tell us it did anyway. the truth isn't much of an obstacle in here LOL
MACS Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 10:35 AM EST
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^Don't you just love how teedub is such an upstanding citizen, but the rest of us are not only racists, but liars, too?

Is the air thinner way up there on that pedestal, tee? Just curious.
TMCTLT Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 10:38 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
^Don't you just love how teedub is such an upstanding citizen, but the rest of us are not only racists, but liars, too?

Is the air thinner way up there on that pedestal, tee? Just curious.



He's just a superior being...there's no denying it. Ask him....
teedubbya Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 10:54 AM EST
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It was a joke about lying about a handy. Not an uncommon thing in here LOL. Are y'all that wrapped up in or invested in other things so much you can't see that?


Honestly Drafter I hope all goes well.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 10:59 AM EST
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I was gonna make a joke about this being a sex change operation for drafter but I'm pretty sure someone would call me a ni**er lover if I did...
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 11:17 AM EST
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damn dudes... wrong forum.. Laugh



just having the left knee replaced... no big deal... but thanks for the well wishes.. and the handy wish.. Laugh
RMAN4443 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 11:38 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I doubt they do the catheter this time.. they will have me up walking as soon as I wake up.. Mellow

Good Luck Drafter......I've had both knees done and had the cath both times......they had me up walking with the cath in place.........Make sure you do all the rehab excercises-they suck,but you'll be up and back to normal activities much sooner if you do the work Herfing
Gene363 Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 11:39 AM EST
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Bionic Drafter!

Yeah, they are going to get you up and around in a hurry, but the less time you spend in the hospital the better.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 11:41 AM EST
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Its starting to sound like this catheter thing is happening for sure... how you feeling about that drafter?
bgz Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 11:48 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Nope not the anesthesiologist, the anesthesiologist will be sticking something long fat and round down his throat. Now the circulator will be running a tube not in ya butt but in the front side. Tell um to put some extra jelly on that tube buddy, thats a fat fat tube to go in such a little little hole lmaooooooo

Good luck with it all bud, Will be thinking about you.



Dream wrecker!


GL X!
ZRX1200 Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 12:00 PM EST
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Drafter, offer her a C note for a handy before surgery to calm you down.
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 12:05 PM EST
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Hell, she'll offer me a c-note for the privilege...


And I've had the Cath thing three times before with back surgerys.. no big deal..Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 12:06 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
He'll, she'll offer me a c-note for the privilege...


And I've had the Cath thing three times before with back surgerys.. no big deal..Mellow


if she thinks that.... no handy
opelmanta1900 Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 12:07 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
He'll, she'll offer me a c-note for the privilege...


LOL

look at drafter, all progressively gender inclusive! I'm sure he/she is really gonna like you...
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 1:17 PM EST
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I had no idea a thread like this would take such a path...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 1:20 PM EST
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You're such a liar...
tamapatom Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Tell um to put some extra jelly on that tube buddy, thats a fat fat tube to go in such a little little hole.

How does Ewok know how little Drafter's hole is?
teedubbya Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 1:39 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
You're such a liar...



and a bigot
opelmanta1900 Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 1:41 PM EST
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might be racist too... anyone know where he was last saturday?
teedubbya Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 1:47 PM EST
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are carneys a race? I heard Frank hates them.
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 5:21 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
might be racist too... anyone know where he was last saturday?

I heard he was at a wedding that night. Cousin's kid married a shiksa...at least she is white...right?
Ram27 Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 5:55 PM EST
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Wishing you successful surgery & a speedy recovery. Pray
DrafterX Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 5:56 PM EST
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Thank you Ram.... Laugh
frankj1 Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 6:32 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Wishing you successful surgery & a speedy recovery. Pray

well, yeah, that too X.

and tell the doc the bris is on me.
DrafterX Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 6:37 PM EST
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Ok...Think
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 6:38 PM EST
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Ok...Think
delta1 Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 6:54 PM EST
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Ask her real nice and dreamy like if she'll flash her boobs for you...or accidentally brush them when you pretend to scratch an itch on your nose...won't be sexual assault cuz you were under the influence...and stuff...never mind, your arms'll be strapped...
DrafterX Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 6:57 PM EST
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Anything could happen... Mellow
jespear Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Aug 16 2017, 7:05 PM EST
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This place is brutal ! RollEyes

Will keep you in my prayers, brother.
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