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deadeyedick Offline
#51 Posted:
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Good luck and speedy recovery Drafter. I might be a candidate soon so keep us posted.
Ewok126 Offline
#52 Posted:
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tamapatom wrote:
How does Ewok know how little Drafter's hole is?



I worked in the OR for many a years. All I can say is this. If any of you men have a hole big enough for that tube, see a doc because you have a condition lmaooooo
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted:
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Thanks guys.. I'm sure it'll go well... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#54 Posted:
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OH and Drafter, If you have Hypospadias (pronounced hype-oh-spay-dee-us) , make sure you tell the Circulator so she dont put holes where they dont belong. If you do not have Hypospadias still tell them you do so that way she will play with it a little longer to look before putting in the cath just to make sure. lmaooooooo.
DrafterX Offline
#55 Posted:
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Never heard of it.. you sure know alot about dicks tho... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#56 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Never heard of it.. you sure know alot about dicks tho... Mellow



Well when you have to learn Neuro Anatomy that covers the whole body both male and females lmaooo. At least I didnt say for you to tell them you had a Blue Waffle Lmaooo
danmdevries Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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Good luck Drafter.

Knees fail when people are noncompliant. Stick to the therapy plan religiously. It's gonna hurt, but the surgery is pointless if you don't follow the plans.
Speyside Offline
#58 Posted:
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Good luck Drafter.
DrafterX Offline
#59 Posted:
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Thanks guys... one more day.... Unsure
gummy jones Offline
#60 Posted:
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ill say a prayer for you drafter
frankj1 Offline
#61 Posted:
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gummy jones wrote:
ill say a prayer for you drafter

and two for the doctor!
DrafterX Offline
#62 Posted:
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Good Idea.. ThumpUp
Buckwheat Offline
#63 Posted:
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I hope everything goes well and that you are back up and feeling good in short order. fog
gummy jones Offline
#64 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
and two for the doctor!


hot chicks deserve more prayers?
tamapatom Offline
#65 Posted:
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Is this thread what they call pre-op?
itsawaldo Offline
#66 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
damn dudes... wrong forum.. Laugh



just having the left knee replaced... no big deal... but thanks for the well wishes.. and the handy wish.. Laugh



TRUE STORY

My father was bowlegged and when they replaced his knee he could no longer walk a straight line!

Heal fast!
frankj1 Offline
#67 Posted:
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when can we come visit?
are you accepting bombs from well wishers?
DrafterX Offline
#68 Posted:
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Laugh
I'm not even sure how long I'm going to be there.. first I heard it was an out-patient thing, then they said overnight, and after reading my paperwork it says 2 to 4 nights.. I have no idea now.. but it's a really nice place so it's cool I guess.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#69 Posted:
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Wear clean underwear
DrafterX Offline
#70 Posted:
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I rarely wear underwear.. and if I do it's something unusual... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#71 Posted:
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We'll be thinking about you tomorrow. Try to recover enough to report on the hospital lunch.
jjanecka Offline
#72 Posted:
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Good luck drafter I hope your butt still works once they get done with you.
frankj1 Offline
#73 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I rarely wear underwear.. and if I do it's something unusual... Mellow

if I'm hearing you correctly...

BOMB X WITH LADIES' UNDERWEAR

need your snailer.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#74 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I rarely wear underwear.. and if I do it's something unusual... Mellow


Well, okay, hotshot. We're gonna see what kind of soldier you are.
teedubbya Offline
#75 Posted:
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In fairness to drafter he prolly doesn't need to wear underwear being hung like a light switch and all.
teedubbya Offline
#76 Posted:
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I wonder if CROS is a knee cap donor?
frankj1 Offline
#77 Posted:
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donor, yes. But not willingly.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#78 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
In fairness to drafter he prolly doesn't need to wear underwear being hung like a light switch and all.


Depends...
Ewok126 Offline
#79 Posted:
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Will be thinking about you today X, Prayers your way
Mattie B Offline
#80 Posted:
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Prayed for you this morning Drafter.

My father had this done in march. He blew me away how fast he recovered.

Well wishes for you my friend.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#81 Posted:
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Best of luck Drafter! Hoping for the best for you today and a speedy recovery.


delta1 Offline
#82 Posted:
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Best wishes Drafter. Get well soon.
delta1 Offline
#83 Posted:
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jjanecka wrote:
Good luck drafter I hope your butt still works once they get done with you.


He'll be on morphine for a day or so after surgery, and then on oxycodone, so his butt aint gonna be working anytime soon...I see Milk of Magnesia in his diet within three or four days...
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#84 Posted:
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Prayers for a speedy recovery. I knew you wuz a dude;)
madspackler Offline
#85 Posted:
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Best wishes for a smooth and speedy recovery Drafter. Hope you are back on your feet very soon. Work that recovery hard.
DrafterX Offline
#86 Posted:
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All is well.. already been up on my feets.. hurts but there's a nerve blocker thing going on.. when it wears off they said I'll know it..

Thanks for the prayers guys.. means a lot.. ThumpUp
SmokeMonkey Offline
#87 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
All is well.. already been up on my feets.. hurts but there's a nerve blocker thing going on.. when it wears off they said I'll know it..

Thanks for the prayers guys.. means a lot.. ThumpUp


Drafter! Laugh
Mattie B Offline
#88 Posted:
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Awesome news buddy!

Glad all went well
Ewok126 Offline
#89 Posted:
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Good to hear you up and truckin X
frankj1 Offline
#90 Posted:
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DoooooooooooooooD!

Gene363 Offline
#91 Posted:
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[-o< For a fast and complete recovery.
gummy jones Offline
#92 Posted:
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You feeling okay drafter
Hillbillyjosh770 Offline
#93 Posted:
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Good deal, great to here, all went well.
Speyside Offline
#94 Posted:
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Glad to hear you are doing well.
DrafterX Offline
#95 Posted:
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Yep.. they're making me stay one more night tho... Sad
delta1 Offline
#96 Posted:
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That's OK, especially for pain relief with the morphine drip...try not to eat too much...you'll appreciate that advice in a few days...and do all the exercises and physical therapy. Glad the surgery went well. Keep the limits of the artificial knee in mind, too.
DrafterX Offline
#97 Posted:
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No morphine drip or catheter this time... Experimented with a few pain meds till we found a good cocktail.. funny how nurses have different outlooks on them. Last night my nurse went out of her way trying to ease the pain. The nurse today acts like I don't need them and has made me wait almost an hour after requesting them... Then had to come interview me before she went to get them... Asked her to change my bandages cause they were leaking last night... She thought they'd be ok till tomorrow.. I insisted and she finally agreed.. prolly won't get anymore pain meds from her now... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#98 Posted:
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At Least your pee hole is ok and stuff
DrafterX Offline
#99 Posted:
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Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#100 Posted:
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Yep.. pee hole normal... Mellow
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