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For TW & Victor....
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,512
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No, I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

So darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand, stand by me
Stand by me....

Mellow
TMCTLT Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733


HA!!!! Applause
delta1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,755
for Drafter:

After two days in the desert sun
My skin began to turn red
After three days in the desert fun
I was looking at a river bed
And the story it told of a river that flowed
Made me sad to think it was dead


Smile
teedubbya Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
As I rode into Tombstone on my horse, his name was Mack
I saw what I'll relate to you, going on behind my back
It seems the folks were up-in-arms, a man now had to die
For believing things that didn't fit, the laws they'd set aside


Whistle
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,512
So darlin', darlin'
Stand by me, oh, stand by me
Oh, stand, stand by me
Stand by me....



Mellow
dstieger Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
What do you get for pretending the danger's not real
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream
TMCTLT Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
teedubbya wrote:
As I rode into Tombstone on my horse, his name was Mack
I saw what I'll relate to you, going on behind my back
It seems the folks were up-in-arms, a man now had to die
For believing things that didn't fit, the laws they'd set aside


Sickquot;



It was Vicki back there now wasn't it????? Whistle
teedubbya Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
The mans name was "I'm a Freak". the best that could see
He was the executioner, a hangman just like me
I geuss he'd seen loopholes from working with his rope
He'd hung the wrong man many times, so now he turned to hope
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
He talked to all the people from his scaffold in the square
He told them of the things he found, but they didn't seem to care
He said the laws were obsolete, a change they should demand
But the people only walked away, he couldn't understand
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
hadn't listened to the song in a long time.... diggin it. Ever seen mason profit tcby? Indy band if I remember right. I saw them in a grocery store parking lot.


The marshals name was "Uncle Sam", he said he'd right this wrong
He'd make the hangman shut his mouth, if it took him all day long
He finally arrested Freak, and then he sent for me
To hang a fellow hangman, from a fellow hangmans tree
It didn't take them long to try him in their court of law
He was guilty then of "Thinking", a crime much worse than all
They sentenced him to die, so his seed of thought can't spread
And infect the little children, that's what the law had said
So the hangin' day came 'round, and he walked up to the noose
I pulled the lever, but before he fell I cut him lose
They called it a conspiracy, and that I had to die
So to close our mouths and kill our minds, they hung us side-by-side
And now we're two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all
Two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all
(Same all the way to the end)
JadeRose Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I've seen you 'round for a long long time
I remembered you when you drank my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I've seen you walking down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I paid my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kind of like to be the President
So I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak right
But yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the Mafi-A.

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
...
TMCTLT Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
teedubbya wrote:
hadn't listened to the song in a long time.... diggin it. Ever seen mason profit tcby? Indy band if I remember right. I saw them in a grocery store parking lot.


The marshals name was "Uncle Sam", he said he'd right this wrong
He'd make the hangman shut his mouth, if it took him all day long
He finally arrested Freak, and then he sent for me
To hang a fellow hangman, from a fellow hangmans tree
It didn't take them long to try him in their court of law
He was guilty then of "Thinking", a crime much worse than all
They sentenced him to die, so his seed of thought can't spread
And infect the little children, that's what the law had said
So the hangin' day came 'round, and he walked up to the noose
I pulled the lever, but before he fell I cut him lose
They called it a conspiracy, and that I had to die
So to close our mouths and kill our minds, they hung us side-by-side
And now we're two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all
Two hangmen, hangin' from a tree
That don't bother me, at all
(Same all the way to the end)



No T.. never hoid of them but interesting lyrics Fo Sho!!
plinytheelder Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-24-2006
Posts: 8,833
The night is black, without a moon
The air is thick and still
The vigilantes gather on
The lonely torch-lit hill

Features distorted in the flickering light
Faces are twisted and grotesque
Silent and stern in the sweltering night
The mob moves like demons possessed
Quiet in conscience, calm in their right
Confident their ways are best

Oh
Oh
The righteous rise
With burning eyes
Of hatred and ill-will
Madmen fed on fear and lies
To beat and burn and kill

They say there are strangers who threaten us
Our immigrants and infidels
They say there is strangeness too dangerous
In our theaters and bookstore shelves
That those who know what's best for us
Must rise and save us from ourselves

Quick to judge
Quick to anger
Slow to understand
Ignorance and prejudice
And fear walk hand in hand.






opelmanta1900 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever you ever see a goose
kissing a moose?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a whale
With a polka dot tail?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a fly
Wearing a tie?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a bear
Combing his hear?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a llama
Eating pajamas?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever have a time
When you couldn't make a rhyme?"
Down by the bay
MACS Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,601
For a price I'd do about anything
Except pull the trigger
For that I'd need a pretty good cause
Then I heard of Dr. X
The man with the cure
Just watch the television
Yeah, you'll see there's something going on

Got no love for politicians
Or that crazy scene in D.C.
It's just a power mad town
But the time is ripe for changes
There's a growing feeling
That taking a chance on a new kind of vision is due

I used to trust the media
To tell me the truth, tell us the truth
But now I've seen the payoffs
Everywhere I look
Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?

Revolution calling
Revolution calling
Revolution calling you
(There's a) Revolution calling
Revolution calling
Gotta make a change
Gotta push, gotta push it on through

I'm tired of all this bull****
They keep selling me on T.V.
About the communist plan
And all the shady preachers
Begging for my cash
Swiss bank accounts while giving their
Secretaries the slam

They're all in Penthouse now
Or Playboy magazine, million dollar stories to tell
I guess Warhol wasn't wrong
Fame fifteen minutes long
Everyone's using everybody, making the sale

I used to think
That only America's way, way was right
But now the holy dollar rules everybody's lives
Gotta make a million doesn't matter who dies

Revolution calling
Revolution calling
Revolution calling you
(There's a) Revolution calling
Revolution calling
Gotta make a change
Gotta push, gotta push it on through

I used to trust the media
To tell me the truth, tell us the truth
But now I've seen the payoffs
Everywhere I look
Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?

Revolution calling
Revolution calling
Revolution calling you
(There's a) Revolution calling
Revolution calling
Gotta make a change
Gotta push, gotta push it on through
8trackdisco Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,003
How about a nice instrumental?
JadeRose Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525



Down at an English fair, one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
(They're lovely)
There they are all standing in a row
(One, two, three, four)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
(And bigger)

Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands my wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
(All together now)

Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
(Harmony)
Roll a bowl, a ball, a penny, a pitch
Roll a bowl, a ball, roll a bowl, a ball
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch
victor809 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number one,
when I grab titties I do it for fun!
'cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number two,
when I grab titties I do it for you!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number three,
when I grab titties I do it for me!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number four,
when I grab titties I always want more!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number five,
when I grab titties I feel so alive!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number six,
when I grab titties I do it for kicks!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number seven,
when I grab titties I'm in heaven!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number eight,
when I grab titties I masturbate!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number nine,
when I grab titties I feel fin!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm

Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
Tiiiiiittty titty titty titty titty titty titty....
titty titty titty titty number ten,
when I grab titties I want to do it again!

cuz their round! [so round!]
and their firm! [so firm]
and when I grab titties I want to,...... speerrrrmmmmm
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,512
Mellow
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
It was a song all about you drafter...
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever you ever see a goose
kissing a moose?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a whale
With a polka dot tail?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a fly
Wearing a tie?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a bear
Combing his hear?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a llama
Eating pajamas?"
Down by the bay
Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever have a time
When you couldn't make a rhyme?"
Down by the bay


been 30 years since Raffi was heard in our house!
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
I feel you watching me
Over there
Come to me
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
What what

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
I feel you watching me
Over there
Come to me
If you care
Don't sit and stare
It's just not fair
Make your move
If you dare
What what

I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me, if you please
Give it to me, if you please
What what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
I said, what what, in the butt
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt, okay




mikey1597 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 05-18-2007
Posts: 14,162
Poor Fuzzy
deadeyedick Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,964
Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Tax the rich, feed the poor
'Till there are no rich no more

I'd love to change the world
But I don't know what to do
So I'll leave it up to you
Abrignac Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,217
"this is a true story
About a famous criminal
From right around chicago
This is the story of michael kenyon
A man who's serving time at this very moment
For the crime of armed robbery

It so happened, that at the time of the robbery
Michael, decided to give his female victims
A little enema
Apparently, there was no law against that
But his name lives on
Michael kenyon
The illinois enema bandit!"

The illinois enema bandit
I heard he's on the loose
I heard he's on the loose
Lord, the pitiful screams
Of all them college-educated women...
Boy, he'd just be tyin' 'em up
(they'd be all bound down!)
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice
He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag
Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice

The illinois enema bandit
I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news
Bloomington illinois...he has caused some alarm
Just sneakin' around there
From farm to farm
Got a rubberized bag
And a hose on his arm
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump

The illinois enema bandit
One day he'll have to pay
One day he'll have to pay
The police will say, "you're under arrest!"
And the judge would have him for a special guest
The d.a. will order a secret test
And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest
Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say, "no poo-poo jokes!"
Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see,
Sayin' "don't nobody have no sympathy...
Hot soap water in the first degree!"
And then the bandit might say, "why is everybody looking' at me? "

Well did you cause this misery?
Well did you cause this kinda misery?
Well did you cause this misery?
Now, one girl shout: "let the bandit be!"

Bandit are you guilty?
Bandit are you guilty? tell me now, what's
Your plea?
Another girl shout: "let the fiend go free!"
Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these deeds?
The bandit say, "it must be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what they all needs..."
"it must be just what they all needs..."
Etc. repeat

Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema
Enema
Repeat...

Read more: Frank Zappa - The Illinois Enema Bandit Lyrics | MetroLyrics
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Ohhhhh Jesus can't play rugby cuz his headgear is illegal....
Jesus can't play rugby cuz his headgear is illegal
Jesus can't play rugby cuz his headgear is illegal,
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus saves...


Jesus can't play rugby cuz he's only got 12 friends....
Jesus can't play rugby cuz he's only got 12 friends
Jesus can't play rugby cuz he's only got 12 friends,
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus saves...

Jesus can't play rugby cuz the goalposts give him flashbacks...
Jesus can't play rugby cuz the goalposts give him flashbacks
Jesus can't play rugby cuz the goalposts give him flashbacks,
Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus saves...
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
flashbacks!
oy.
RMAN4443 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
frankj1 wrote:
flashbacks!
oy.

My mother tried to tell me what to do and how to live,
(DA Da DA, Da Da Da, Duh Duh Daaaa)
But I don't listen to her cause my head is like a sieve,
(DA Da DA, Da Da Da, Duh Duh Daaaa)
My basketball coach,he tried to kick me off the team,
(DA Da DA, Da Da Da, Duh Duh Daaaa)
For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a Queen,
(DA Da DA, Da Da Da, Duh Duh Daaaa)..............

fog
Buckwheat Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
I’m gonna tell you fascists
You may be surprised
The people in this world
Are getting organized
You’re bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose

Race hatred cannot stop us
This one thing we know
Your poll tax and Jim Crow
And greed has got to go
You’re bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose.

All of you fascists bound to lose:
I said, all of you fascists bound to lose:
Yes sir, all of you fascists bound to lose:
You’re bound to lose! You fascists:
Bound to lose!

People of every color
Marching side to side
Marching ‘cross these fields
Where a million fascists dies
You’re bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose!

I’m going into this battle
And take my union gun
We’ll end this world of slavery
Before this battle’s won
You’re bound to lose
You fascists bound to lose! ram27bat

Words by Woody Guthrie, Music by Billy Bragg
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,512
Axl wrote that man.. Mellow
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