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fishinguitarman Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Aug 20 2017, 10:30 PM EST
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Made in Roatan Honduras.

My wife just got back today from a cruise and bought me some of these. Some woman was rolling these and she bought me an 8 pack. Haven't tried one yet but has anybody had one?
fishinguitarman Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 2:33 PM EST
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Anybody?
dstieger Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 2:42 PM EST
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for **** sake, smoke one and tell US if they're any good, ya old fart.....

What are ya gonna do if I tell you that they suck? Toss em?
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 2:54 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
for **** sake, smoke one and tell US if they're any good, ya old fart.....

What are ya gonna do if I tell you that they suck? Toss em?


LMAO!! I was just thinking the same thing... and here you already said it.
Ewok126 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 3:00 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
for **** sake, smoke one and tell US if they're any good, ya old fart.....

What are ya gonna do if I tell you that they suck? Toss em?



Bwahahahah Mr Google said they aint worth a sh1t. Send um to me and I will try one and give you my opinion.Sarcasm
smokestaxx Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 4:53 PM EST
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I only smoke glass top cubans from honduras
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 6:24 PM EST
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HANK wants them.
chazbo Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 7:36 PM EST
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It probably says Oliva🙄Put your glasses on Ray🤓
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 9:23 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
for **** sake, smoke one and tell US if they're any good, ya old fart.....

What are ya gonna do if I tell you that they suck? Toss em?





Who u callin old????





fog
qmech Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 10:10 PM EST
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Still have not smoked one....
Q
Peckerhead Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 10:23 PM EST
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Hey you old fugger, shiit or get off the pot!


..you smoked one of dem dog rockets yet???
KingoftheCove Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 10:31 PM EST
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6 years ago, some guy on da interwebs wrote this:

I just got back from a cruise (Princess) to Roatan and saw Sr. Moncada rolling on the square next to the hair braiding lady. I bought a pack of 7; immediately tried one....liked it so much, I bought 3 more packs. I also touted their quality to a few other people in front of the roller....they also bought some and Sr. Moncado rewarded my salesmanship with 4 additional free cigars. They are NOT tightly rolled, but definitely a 50 minute + smoke...leathery...tasty and mild. The price went up to $20/7...but up the stairs to the right was another store with Cubans @ $15 ea. I've tried 'em all and Cubans are not worth it...to me. A good Dominican is just as good, so don't be lured into the mystique.

YMMV...

Now go smoke one already................you OLD fart...
fishinguitarman Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 23 2017, 10:13 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
6 years ago, some guy on da interwebs wrote this:

I just got back from a cruise (Princess) to Roatan and saw Sr. Moncada rolling on the square next to the hair braiding lady. I bought a pack of 7; immediately tried one....liked it so much, I bought 3 more packs. I also touted their quality to a few other people in front of the roller....they also bought some and Sr. Moncado rewarded my salesmanship with 4 additional free cigars. They are NOT tightly rolled, but definitely a 50 minute + smoke...leathery...tasty and mild. The price went up to $20/7...but up the stairs to the right was another store with Cubans @ $15 ea. I've tried 'em all and Cubans are not worth it...to me. A good Dominican is just as good, so don't be lured into the mystique.

YMMV...

Now go smoke one already................you OLD fart...




Old but wise! Mine cost me nuttin!
Peckerhead Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Aug 24 2017, 12:21 AM EST
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DUDE...did you smoke one or not???

..curious about fresh rolled smokes.
fishinguitarman Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Aug 24 2017, 11:54 PM EST
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Peckerhead wrote:
DUDE...did you smoke one or not???

..curious about fresh rolled smokes.




Not yet but soon
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 25 2017, 6:55 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Not yet but soon



Sarcasm I think the old farts lighter has ran out of butane and he cant see to refill it. Mellow Now every time he goes to try and light one up on the stove he burns his chin or lips.Argh! Someone please send him a lighter so he can fire this thing up and let us know how it is before he hurts himself and has to change his name to Mr Crispy Bomb

Besides, I am tired of his wife calling me laughing her ass off saying "you should see him trying to figure out the lighter", She keeps saying "It looks like a heard of retarded monkeys fighting over a box of crayons". d'oh!
0824 Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Aug 27 2017, 10:10 AM EST
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If anyone is sending him a lighter, don't forget to add some peanuts.

It's been a long time. 😀😀
MACS Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, Aug 27 2017, 5:28 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
6 years ago, some guy on da interwebs wrote this:

I just got back from a cruise (Princess) to Roatan and saw Sr. Moncada rolling on the square next to the hair braiding lady. I bought a pack of 7; immediately tried one....liked it so much, I bought 3 more packs. I also touted their quality to a few other people in front of the roller....they also bought some and Sr. Moncado rewarded my salesmanship with 4 additional free cigars. They are NOT tightly rolled, but definitely a 50 minute + smoke...leathery...tasty and mild. The price went up to $20/7...but up the stairs to the right was another store with Cubans @ $15 ea. I've tried 'em all and Cubans are not worth it...to me. A good Dominican is just as good, so don't be lured into the mystique.


That retard either doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground or has NO taste buds.

You know how many brands of cigars we buy in the USA that are sold outside the USA? Maybe a handful. Know why? They can't compare to Havanas, and nobody outside the USA wants them, aside from those handful.

Signed,

The Friggin' Aristocrat
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, Aug 27 2017, 5:37 PM EST
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I think I have some of these... Think
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