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Eclipse Urban Legends
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jjanecka Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 12:15 PM EST
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I heard when the eclipse is at its peak Hank turns into a half woman half man bigfoot/boogaloo/sasquatch type thing that disturbs cows in the barn.
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 12:25 PM EST
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...that's so big, it blots out the Sun...
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 1:02 PM EST
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Well I heard that only during Totality of the eclipse Hank refuses to smoke Gurkhas and that disturbs me Gonz
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 1:42 PM EST
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I also heard that when the eclipse is at it's peak ZRX's van down by the river turns into a spaceship which explains why drafter always has a sore bottom whenever he visits.
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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During total eclipse Victor isn't arrogant.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 4:14 PM EST
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I heard that at the
PEAK OF THE ECLIPSE....

HANK DROVE THROUGH
"Downtown HANKVILLE"
Draging cans tied on strings.
Yelling on a bull horn...

"Which came first...the chicken or the egg"

While sporting CHIREE knockoff fake ECLIPSE sunglasses....
MACS Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 4:59 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
During total eclipse Victor isn't arrogant.


Just kidding... yes he is.
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 5:06 PM EST
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During a solar eclipse, bgz will quit building walls of text against his online adversaries...

Solar eclipse is over... YUB NUB MOTHER F**KERS (love that line Ewok).

:D
Ewok126 Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Aug 21 2017, 5:17 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
During a solar eclipse, bgz will quit building walls of text against his online adversaries...

Solar eclipse is over... YUB NUB MOTHER F**KERS (love that line Ewok).

:D


LMAO... Glad you like it
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