So here I was just chilling in the garage when I hear this loud whiz crack sound. I seen an empty oil can just fly off the shelf. Another whiz crack sound then my old bear bow just falls off the wall. The third whiz crack sound and my old 19th century wine bottle just shatters.
I suddely realize some one is taking sniper shots at me. I jump up to run and I hear a 4th whiz and just as I was expecting the crack sound. Right in the ass, dead center up main street. I fall to the ground holding my ass rolling around and as I was about to black out I see the silhouette of some one standing over me. He throws some shit down beside me and says I hope you can count to five better than I can and then every thing fades to black.
later I come to ,ass all hurting, still not knowing what just happened I see this pile beside me. As my eyes start to focus I see a note that reads "I hope you enjoy signed (Sharpshooter HillbillyJosh770) The huge pile that was laid around me like some memorial consisted of this,
Goodies
1 Corn Cob Pipe
1 Jar of Pure Raw Honey from R&M Farms
1 bass key Knife
Packs of pipe tobacco list
1 Pack of McClelland Dar Cherry Cordial
1 pack ofSutliff Maple Cavendish
1 pack of Peter Stokkebye Cube Cut
1 pack of Hillbilly Hash
1 pack of Sutliff Rum and Maple
1 pack of Smokers Prode Black Cav
1 pack of Stokkebye Luxury Bulls Eye
Cigar List
2 LFD Double Ligero
1 La Sirena
1 A Fuente Reserva Xtra Viejo
1 My Father La Bijou
1 Perdomo Limited Edition 2008
1 Olivia Serie V
Brother I think we need to change your name from HillbillyJosh770 to Dead Eye Dick.
I can not say Thank you enough my friend. You have no idea how much I am looking forward to breaking in that Cob Pipe with all these fine tobaccos. Not to mention how much Reflection time you have just bought me with all the stogies. I greatly appreciate it my friend. PS I see by the digits your bird is in Jackson MS atm. Hope she lands safe tomorrow. I will have another out to you very soon. =d> =d> =d> Bravo slick Bravo indeed.
