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Bucky balls 500
BuckyB93 Offline
#1 Posted:
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Go for it.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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Is this the new 500 thread..?? Huh
BuckyB93 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Haven't received official approval. Pending there were no shenanigans, I think it's a go.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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well then.. Congrats..!! Laugh
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted:
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I like it, but waiting for Rams Okie Dokie.

Once upon a time in a universe far far away a little Ewok126 was was born. He quickly became a large inquisitive cub. Because the prime directive was followed he became a true Endorian. When the Cylons came he ruined their circuit boards with cigar smoke contamination causing them to short circuit.

OK, enough rambling incoherent BS.
MACS Offline
#6 Posted:
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Nice work, Bucky.
danmdevries Offline
#7 Posted:
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Kid just decided to pee on the bed. Like just walked in the camper and peed on his bed.

Asked why he said "I just wanted to"

What a great way to start the day.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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damn... not sure how to handle that.. i don't guess a boot in da ass is still allowed... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted:
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Pee on the kid?
watchurai Offline
#10 Posted:
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Isn't that how you got the Hep, Vic?
bgz Offline
#11 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
damn... not sure how to handle that.. i don't guess a boot in da ass is still allowed... Mellow


Actually a boot in the ass sounds like a fitting punishment for that.
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Nah watch... that's how the damn kid gets the hep! :)
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted:
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Speaking of people with hep... did we ever figure out what got stuck in monkey's butt this time?
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted:
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Was it CROS?
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#15 Posted:
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watchurai wrote:
Isn't that how you got the Hep, Vic?



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victor809 Offline
#16 Posted:
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Shana!
SmokeMonkey Offline
#17 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Speaking of people with hep... did we ever figure out what got stuck in monkey's butt this time?


According to the doc, ping pong balls. I need to lay off the Mezcal.
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted:
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more than one..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted:
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I met Ping Pong... nice guy. Dunno why drafter thinks he only has one ball....
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted:
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well, don't all your friends only have one ball..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#21 Posted:
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I don't keep track of the number of balls my friends have. Do you?
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted:
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I heard hitler had a lot of balls
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted:
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Victor's much older than I thought... Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#24 Posted:
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ram27bat Okie dokie ram27bat

Well done Bucky.Beer
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
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I'm just happy for Bucky

What are you going to do with the cash prize Craig?
victor809 Offline
#26 Posted:
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I thought Cameroon wanted the next 500 to greet him with balls in the face every morning as well....

Bucky really didn't think of Cameroon feelings.
teedubbya Offline
#27 Posted:
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Bucky sure hates Cameroon
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted:
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Poor cameroon...
Ewok126 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
I like it, but waiting for Rams Okie Dokie.

Once upon a time in a universe far far away a little Ewok126 was was born. He quickly became a large inquisitive cub. Because the prime directive was followed he became a true Endorian. When the Cylons came he ruined their circuit boards with cigar smoke contamination causing them to short circuit.

OK, enough rambling incoherent BS.



Hey Hey thats a true story right thar. The part that was left out of the story that every one was told, we used the cylons helmets as toilets so we could stop peeing on our beds when we went camping. Gonz Now every Ewok sleeps dry and comfy. Anxious
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#30 Posted:
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Another day, another dollar. Almost Friday...
danmdevries Offline
#31 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
damn... not sure how to handle that.. i don't guess a boot in da ass is still allowed... Mellow


Was my suggestion. Wife was more diplomatic. Made him take a shower which he hates, and had him take all the per soaked stuff off and bag it up, and then peed on his toys.
danmdevries Offline
#32 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I thought Cameroon wanted the next 500 to greet him with balls in the face every morning as well....

Bucky really didn't think of Cameroon feelings.


I do recall that special request.

Poor cameroon
8trackdisco Offline
#33 Posted:
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1 mile walk, and a double Moscow Mule, enjoying the 78 degrees and five mph breeze.

Beautiful... and fleeting.
delta1 Offline
#34 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Was my suggestion. Wife was more diplomatic. Made him take a shower which he hates, and had him take all the per soaked stuff off and bag it up, and then peed on his toys.


Wow, wife made your son pee on his toys? Were they expensive ones that he really liked?
victor809 Offline
#35 Posted:
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...oh... I thought Dan's wife peed on the kid's toys...


That's the sort of thing that'll scar a kid...
bgz Offline
#36 Posted:
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This whole conversation will probably scar me... going to have nightmares about my kids running around peeing on everything.
DrafterX Offline
#37 Posted:
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Physical therapist hurt me... Sad
danmdevries Offline
#38 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
Wow, wife made your son pee on his toys? Were they expensive ones that he really liked?


I was saying she peed on his toys.

Didn't really, but I suggested it.
danmdevries Offline
#39 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Physical therapist hurt me... Sad


Hurt you real good. whip
danmdevries Offline
#40 Posted:
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Almost out of beer. In laws came by, wiped out the tequila. Got a couple bottles of crappy cider left. I won't be getting camping drunk tonight. Prolly better that way, we gotta move tomorrow morning. Parking camper in brother in law's yard overnight Friday for family birthday gathering. Not enough room for everyone at any of our homes, so camper gets us enough beds for everyone to get together.
tamapatom Offline
#41 Posted:
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Just spent the whole day down Ft. Meyers moving fallen tree limbs. No electricity or water. Drinking warm beer and cooling off in swimming pools filled with green slime. I'm beat.
Ewok126 Offline
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tamapatom wrote:
Just spent the whole day down Ft. Meyers moving fallen tree limbs. No electricity or water. Drinking warm beer and cooling off in swimming pools filled with green slime. I'm beat.


Thats not green slime, Thats their toilet till they have running water. Don't get the Hepacrabclapaids
danmdevries Offline
#43 Posted:
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That's how you get the hep tampontom.
Ewok126 Offline
#44 Posted:
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Man, one min feeling good and the next feeling like hammered shit. I think I am going to call it a day and let the night shift have it. You all have a great night. I will be back in 2 to 3 hours if my circadian rhythm holds true to its new nature. horse
DrafterX Offline
#45 Posted:
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I drank about 6 beers and I'm done.. tired... Recliner called me.. Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
I drank about 6 beers and I'm done.. tired... Recliner called me.. Mellow

Called you what??????Think
MACS Offline
#47 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I drank about 6 beers and I'm done.. tired... Recliner called me.. Mellow


I sure could use 6 beers right about now... Mellow

Just kidding. I have beer. Gonz
SteveS Offline
#48 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
I sure could use 6 beers right about now... Mellow
Just kidding. I have beer.


me too ... more than I could possibly use ... MrsS must be planning a party and has laid in a serious supply
SmokeMonkey Offline
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#50 Posted:
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Short day at work ahead. Windows 10 Office 365 upgrade going in overnight. Depending on how that goes, it may be even a shorter day. Two VPs got whacked last week. Fallout tbd. Unsettling.
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