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tamapatom Offline
#51 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
That's how you get the hep tampontom.

I threw two packets of shock in it first. I was more concerned about the chlorine melting my soft body parts.

Our crack fire department is paid to maintain a generator and a well to provide fresh water in emergency. Unfortunately Barney Fife is in charge and they ran out of fuel after 6 hours. And the crew sat around picnicking while all the residents were clearing the streets. Four houses have burnt to the ground in the last two years. We call them our Last Responders.
DrafterX Offline
#52 Posted:
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Our guys respond pretty fast but tend to let housed burn down when they get there... They say it's let's to clean up... Mellow
MACS Offline
#53 Posted:
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What up...
BuckyB93 Offline
#54 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I thought Cameroon wanted the next 500 to greet him with balls in the face every morning as well....

Bucky really didn't think of Cameroon feelings.


Fixed it
victor809 Offline
#55 Posted:
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That bucky...always looking out for other people's feelings.
DrafterX Offline
#56 Posted:
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I'm confused.... Sad
danmdevries Offline
#57 Posted:
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At the in law's now. Camper setup in their driveway. Told him I'm not paying the HOA fine if he gets one.

Running to the store for supplies to make shrimp tacos tonight.
8trackdisco Offline
#58 Posted:
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Half day of work, margarita at 11:45, dog walk and now a pizza.
delta1 Offline
#59 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Physical therapist hurt me... Sad




Argh! <-------Drafter


Big Hug <-------me
delta1 Offline
#60 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Half day of work, margarita at 11:45, dog walk and now a pizza.



ummmmmmmm.........didn't two VP's just walk the plank?!?

taking some risks there Bro!
watchurai Offline
#61 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
ummmmmmmm.........didn't two VP's just walk the plank?!?

taking some risks there Bro!


Aaaaactually, he said they got "whacked". Anxious
And now he is day drinking and ordering pizza (prolly on the expense account) with his feet on the corner office desk, and has the sashaying office bombshell "walking the dog". Prolly code for something.

Poor corporate shleps. Did they deserve it, Russ?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#62 Posted:
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Good morning, y'all.
8trackdisco Offline
#63 Posted:
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watchurai wrote:
Aaaaactually, he said they got "whacked". Anxious
And now he is day drinking and ordering pizza (prolly on the expense account) with his feet on the corner office desk, and has the sashaying office bombshell "walking the dog". Prolly code for something.

Poor corporate shleps. Did they deserve it, Russ?


The company has had mounting losses over the last three years. New Prez came in and started shaking things up.
-Produce
-Lead
-Add value

If you don't do all three and command a healthy salary, there are consequences.
DrafterX Offline
#64 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#65 Posted:
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I can produce, lead and add value... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#66 Posted:
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ah, the old PLAV program
8trackdisco Offline
#67 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
ah, the old PLAV program


I guess.
DrafterX Offline
#68 Posted:
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Is that what Plavics is for..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#69 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Is that what Plavics is for..?? Huh

did you ask your doctor if Plavics is right for you?
DrafterX Offline
#70 Posted:
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No.. I'm not an executive... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#71 Posted:
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I like produce, especially ripe tomatoes...

lead...not so much...

I can definitely add values: $2 + $2 = $4.25

Is 2 outta 3 enough to get the job, 8?
DrafterX Offline
#72 Posted:
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I knew a cashier lady who did math like that... Mellow
RMAN4443 Offline
#73 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I can produce, lead and add value... Mellow

sounds like you got a side job as a bullet maker....Confused
DrafterX Offline
#74 Posted:
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Kinda... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#75 Posted:
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20 minutes on bike, tuna sandwich, Herfing Edge Sumatra and a pint of Buzzy Badger on the deck with the lady.
DrafterX Offline
#76 Posted:
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Did ya put a slice of avocado on your sammich..?? Huh
8trackdisco Offline
#77 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Did ya put a slice of avocado on your sammich..?? Huh


Ugh. No.... I didn't. Brick wall
DrafterX Offline
#78 Posted:
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Try it sometime with a little lettuce also.. ThumpUp
Ewok126 Offline
#79 Posted:
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Well a word of advice, If you are going to help feed the wife's Parakeets, Make sure to have the ceiling fans off before opening the cage door. You never know when one might decided to make a break and fly into the fan by mistake. Yellow feathers every where, wife balling, Yeah going to be one of those days. Brick wall
danmdevries Offline
#80 Posted:
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poor tweety bird
delta1 Offline
#81 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Well... wife balling, Oh Heck Yeah going to be one of those days.



Lucky you...
DrafterX Offline
#82 Posted:
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I gotta woman wanna ball all day...Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#83 Posted:
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Shrimp boil tonight.. smell the old bay boiling.. haven't added taters yet... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#84 Posted:
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Couch time.
MACS Offline
#85 Posted:
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Caught over 20 fish. Kept 18 of them.

I hooked a thresher shark that was about 3 feet long and got it to the boat before he came unhooked. Very cool.

I also hooked a 25 to 30 pound yellowtail and got that right next to the boat and my fishing buddy missed it with the gaff THREE times... and it broke my line and swam away with my lure. Brick wall
danmdevries Offline
#86 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Caught over 20 fish. Kept 18 of them.

I hooked a thresher shark that was about 3 feet long and got it to the boat before he came unhooked. Very cool.

I also hooked a 25 to 30 pound yellowtail and got that right next to the boat and my fishing buddy missed it with the gaff THREE times... and it broke my line and swam away with my lure. Brick wall



Is that the one with the huge sail tail?

Think they're protected, no?
DrafterX Offline
#87 Posted:
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UT / USC OhMyGod
Ewok126 Offline
#88 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Shrimp boil tonight.. smell the old bay boiling.. haven't added taters yet... Mellow



Man I miss doing the Shrimp boils, We always used old bay, cant beat that stuff at all. We would put in the typical I guess Taters, small ears of corn, Kielbasa, and a jar of jalapeno peppers each time we would refill the basket so that way it got hotter and hotter each batch.
Ewok126 Offline
#89 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
poor tweety bird



Poor Tweety? It was quick for him me I am still finding feathers every where. Wife finely quit crying but not before informing me that blue the other parakeet now needs another cage mate. I guess when one bird looses their mate it can cause that one to die. I have noticed it is now sitting in the bottom of the cage and like pouting. Not chirping and being its usual noisy self.

So in a days time I have managed to murder a bird, Break the wifes heart and made her cry, made a hell of a mess and still finding feathers every where, possibly killed the other bird, and now I have to spend my cigar allowance to buy another bird to try and save the last bird, Not to mention my guilt for killing the dang thing and for making a grown woman cry like that. The latter more than anything else. Today is a new day and this to shall pass.

I am just glad I didn't tell her how it make the wildest poof sound when it hit the fan and how it was twitching when I found it behind the book stand. Guess it better to leave those details out Brick wall But, just between us..... It did make this cool poof sound when it hit the fan Anxious Whistle
8trackdisco Offline
#90 Posted:
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Drafter,

I got my avocado on this morning (on an English muffin).

English theme continues with Chelsea v Arsenal.
DrafterX Offline
#91 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#92 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:


I am just glad I didn't tell her how it make the wildest poof sound when it hit the fan and how it was twitching when I found it behind the book stand. Guess it better to leave those details out Brick wall But, just between us..... It did make this cool poof sound when it hit the fan Anxious Whistle



Think you can replicate it and record it..?? Huh
Ewok126 Offline
#93 Posted:
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Avocado BARF! I have seen to much baby Full of crap to be eating something that looks like baby dookie.
Ewok126 Offline
#94 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Think you can replicate it and record it..?? Huh


LOL well not to sure I could, It made the sound of like rushing wind or that forceful spitting sound when you spit out a sunflower seed hull if that makes any sense. d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#95 Posted:
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No, your gonna have to replicate it.. Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#96 Posted:
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#97 Posted:
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I'll take the nil nil draw.
DrafterX Offline
#98 Posted:
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Think ya know, I think Sweet Polly Purebred is really Underdog's sister... Mellow
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#99 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Think ya know, I think Sweet Polly Purebred is really Underdog's sister... Mellow

I think Underdog/Sweet Polly Purebred are in the same boat as Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner Anxious
Ewok126 Offline
#100 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
No, your gonna have to replicate it.. Mellow



aight I i will give you an update here tonight when i get it up and done d'oh!
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