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DrafterX Offline
#151 Posted:
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Kiddin aside tho.. I'll say a prayer for you guys... It hurts... Mellow
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#152 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
F me running sideways......... Brick wall So the other day I get the wife to take me to the store, I get 2 blocks of sharp cheddar cheese, 2 blocks of pepper Jack, 2 blocks of mozzarella, 2 blocks of Colby. I cut them all up and divide them between 3 bags, I smoked each bag with specific woods, One in Hickory, one in Cherry, one in Apple wood. We are talking 8 lbs of cheese here. Keep in mind this was 2 days ago. My wife just came into the office and asked would you like the last piece? She is holding the Hickory bag, and it had one lil square of cheddar in it. I said "No you go ahead I will eat some of the apple or cherry wood bag later. She goes no this is the last piece of all of it. I had only got one little square out of 8 freaking lbs of cheese. She eat all my damn CHEESE!

I hope she dont shit right for a week dang it. Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall


Dude, get your wife some laxatives because she isn't going to be able to take a crap for a month...meaning her pain in the butt is going to be your pain in the butt. That may be worse than a bad period week.
MACS Offline
#153 Posted:
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Yeah, that sucked. He was over 17 yrs old. My kids are 10 and 12. Today will be the first day in their life without having their big brother around.

More tears coming once school gets out. Haven't really figured what I'm going to say yet.

"Hey kids. How was school? By the way, I had your dog killed today... wanna go for ice cream?"



Gah... that's gonna leave a mark. I'm sure you'll figure out a way to break the news gently. I think it would be important to note it was best for the dog to go quietly and painlessly, and that you were there with him.
delta1 Offline
#154 Posted:
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RIP Madison...condolences to Bucky and his family...

Good news, Spey!

circle of life...
Ewok126 Offline
#155 Posted:
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Allen, I am glad to hear they found the issue. That is a big fear of mine with my blood thinner. I know they can cause bleeds any where in the body especially in the lungs, stomach and brain. We will keep praying for her.
Ewok126 Offline
#156 Posted:
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Dang Bucky, My heart to you and yours brother.
Ewok126 Offline
#157 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Dude, get your wife some laxatives because she isn't going to be able to take a crap for a month...meaning her pain in the butt is going to be your pain in the butt. That may be worse than a bad period week.



LoL nah, Got to remember I am deaf and blind and I have no Ego. Not much she can do other than gripe and complain and after 18 years I am use to that. Besides, if it gets to bad, I would never hit a woman, But, I am not beyond choking a bitch! Frying pan Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#158 Posted:
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Off to the vet in 30 min to put my dog down. Then wait for the kids to get home from school to break the news on why Madison isn't with us anymore.

Happy **** Tuesday.


Never easy. Tough stuff.
8trackdisco Offline
#159 Posted:
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If it's any consolation, when our three year old greyhound died, my wife said, through her tears..... ' why couldn't it be you.'

Love her sense of humor?
watchurai Offline
#160 Posted:
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But was she joking?

Was this about the time you had the lawnmower conversation?

G'day, peeps. Once more unto the breach, HHD.
Ewok126 Offline
#161 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
If it's any consolation, when our three year old greyhound died, my wife said, through her tears..... ' why couldn't it be you.'

Love her sense of humor?



LOL better start checking all your food she brings you just to be safe, and let her know you have canceled your life insurance policy. Gonz
danmdevries Offline
#162 Posted:
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HHD dudes
8trackdisco Offline
#163 Posted:
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Morning, Everyone.
DrafterX Offline
#164 Posted:
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Cool Dudes...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#165 Posted:
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Good morning, y'all
Ewok126 Offline
#166 Posted:
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Good morning ladies.
MACS Offline
#167 Posted:
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Charge up the mid-week hill, gents.
Buckwheat Offline
#168 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
If it's any consolation, when our three year old greyhound died, my wife said, through her tears..... ' why couldn't it be you.'

Love her sense of humor?



Sounds like my wife. In all fairness she did tell me when we started dating that she liked dogs more than people. So I went into things with my eyes open. Beer
Speyside Offline
#169 Posted:
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Morning all.
BuckyB93 Offline
#170 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Gah... that's gonna leave a mark. I'm sure you'll figure out a way to break the news gently. I think it would be important to note it was best for the dog to go quietly and painlessly, and that you were there with him.


I have a good friend that recently got a puppy from the shelter. I had her lined up to come over with the pup.

After breaking the news and after a few gallons of tears, they were running around in the backyard with the pup which helped diffuse the situation.
DrafterX Offline
#171 Posted:
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New puppy-dogs help alot... I don't think I've gone more than a couple weeks without one.. Mellow
BuckyB93 Offline
#172 Posted:
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Not sure I'm ready to replace mine yet. Gonna need some time.
danmdevries Offline
#173 Posted:
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Who cuttin onions in here?
delta1 Offline
#174 Posted:
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I miss grabbing my puzzies...all three passed last year...
DrafterX Offline
#175 Posted:
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poor puzzies... Sad

Mine has one eye... I call her Clops.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#176 Posted:
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Beef chimichanga.. bean and rice.. chips.. BigGrin
MACS Offline
#177 Posted:
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Salmon, rice, beans...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#178 Posted:
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At doctor's office for post-surgical appointment. Had two very uncomfortable days in a row, but a bit better today. Hoping for good news and stuff.

Drafter, how's the knee?
DrafterX Offline
#179 Posted:
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It's getting better... Still having some trouble but I'm on schedule for healing...

Hope you heal up soon.... Herfing
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#180 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
Sounds like my wife. In all fairness she did tell me when we started dating that she liked dogs more than people. So I went into things with my eyes open. Beer

that must have been ruff news
MACS Offline
#181 Posted:
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Yeah, I'm sure he spends a lot of time in the dog house. Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#182 Posted:
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I have a good friend that recently got a puppy from the shelter. I had her lined up to come over with the pup.

After breaking the news and after a few gallons of tears, they were running around in the backyard with the pup which helped diffuse the situation.


If your wife leaves you, I would suggest you follow the same approach.
victor809 Offline
#183 Posted:
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.... let the kids play with a younger "mommy"?
8trackdisco Offline
#184 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
.... let the kids play with a younger "mommy"?


I was thinking more like running around, licking, while not wearing clothing.
victor809 Offline
#185 Posted:
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I don't think he'd want his kids licking a new younger mommy naked.......

RMAN4443 Offline
#186 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I don't think he'd want his kids licking a new younger mommy naked.......


I'd like to eagerly and unselfishly volunteer to be the new younger naked mommy lickerFlapper Drool Tongue
MACS Offline
#187 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I'd like to eagerly and unselfishly volunteer to be the new younger naked mommy lickerFlapper Drool Tongue


Whoa... brave man. What if the new one looks like Whoopi Goldberg? Or Hillary?

Dammit... now I need eye bleach.
RMAN4443 Offline
#188 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Whoa... brave man. What if the new one looks like Whoopi Goldberg? Or Hillary?

Dammit... now I need eye bleach.

ummmmmmmm,I may need to rethink that offer
Ewok126 Offline
#189 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Whoa... brave man. What if the new one looks like Whoopi Goldberg? Or Hillary?

Dammit... now I need eye bleach.



There is not enough drugs or alcohol on the planet to un-think that visual. I need now to schedule a couple of hours on the couch and have my psychotropic drug cocktail ready please Mr Psychologist. Better yet, just have a damn IV ready. I do not have time for digestion.

MACS, I am sending you the bill, asshole
MACS Offline
#190 Posted:
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Not paying it. My fico is 843... won't hurt.
Ewok126 Offline
#191 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Not paying it. My fico is 843... won't hurt.



my fico is -2 is that good? Lmaoooooooo
frankj1 Offline
#192 Posted:
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two below...the answer to "how are they hanging?"
Ewok126 Offline
#193 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
two below...the answer to "how are they hanging?"



Hey that works as well.
Ewok126 Offline
#194 Posted:
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Well, I have fought it as long as I could, Time to pass it off to the night crew. You all have a great night.
RMAN4443 Offline
#195 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
two below...the answer to "how are they hanging?"

I'll take Questions about Testicles for $1000 AlexAnxious
danmdevries Offline
#196 Posted:
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Thursday morning
SmokeMonkey Offline
#197 Posted:
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Good morning, y'all
8trackdisco Offline
#198 Posted:
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Up
Ewok126 Offline
#199 Posted:
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Barely up
Ram27 Offline
#200 Posted:
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Morning folks. Herfing

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