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teedubbya Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 6:25 PM EST
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Pip pip
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 6:43 PM EST
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What day is it there..?? Huh
Whistlebritches Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 7:15 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
What day is it there..?? Huh


Well the pubs open at 0800,clubs 1800.......I doubt TW knows what year it is
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 7:19 PM EST
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He should go get a quarter-pounder w/cheese... Mellow
Whistlebritches Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 7:58 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
He should go get a quarter-pounder w/cheese... Mellow


I recommend bangers and mash after a rough night dranking
8trackdisco Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2017, 8:13 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
What day is it there..?? Huh


Friday morning.
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 3:12 PM EST
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Just found out we named Louie after a toilet.

Also I’m pretty convinced I saw Charlie and CROS outside Victoria station.
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 3:42 PM EST
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poor Louie-dog... Sad
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 3:42 PM EST
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Charlie has had CROS all this time..?? OhMyGod

Did you chase them..?? Huh
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Oct 3 2017, 4:07 PM EST
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Enjoy your European vacation, Chevy.
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 12:44 AM EST
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Drafter no they were walking with the Queen. Well CROS was rolling not walking. Their hair was perfect and stuff though.

Was flying Monarch Air for second leg of my trip. Got an email saying company went belly up. No flights to Portugal now. Trip insurance says they won’t pay anything if companies default. Not sure why I bought trip insurance.

Cost me about a grand but I now have flights to Lisbon. Later than expected but I’ll get there none the less. Worse Hong’s happen and if you can’t cooe/adapt you shouldn’t travel.

Today - Tower of London, Westminster, tower bridge, Buckingham, capped with a haunted pub crawl and Jack the Ripper tour.

When I last saw CROS they were taking him under the tower bridge. That’s why we are going back.

Cheerio pip pip.
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 12:48 AM EST
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Not sure why auto correct switched things to Hong’s or cope to cooe but I like it.

For now on I will use things and Hong’s interchangeably.

Yes I’m terribly jet lagged and deletions. Pretty soon I’ll be seeing Hong’s.

Tally ho.
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#13 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 12:56 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:


Yes I’m terribly jet lagged and deletions. Pretty soon I’ll be seeing Hong’s tally, ho.


Tell him I said hi.
teedubbya Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 1:15 AM EST
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Hi ho? Or just hi?
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 7:05 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:

When I last saw CROS they were taking him under the tower bridge. That’s why we are going back.



Were 'they' in clown suits..?? Huh
RMAN4443 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 9:30 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter no they were walking with the Queen. Well CROS was rolling not walking. Their hair was perfect and stuff though.

Was flying Monarch Air for second leg of my trip. Got an email saying company went belly up. No flights to Portugal now. Trip insurance says they won’t pay anything if companies default. Not sure why I bought trip insurance.

Cost me about a grand but I now have flights to Lisbon. Later than expected but I’ll get there none the less. Worse Hong’s happen and if you can’t cooe/adapt you shouldn’t travel.

Today - Tower of London, Westminster, tower bridge, Buckingham, capped with a haunted pub crawl and Jack the Ripper tour.

When I last saw CROS they were taking him under the tower bridge. That’s why we are going back.

Cheerio pip pip.


Apple Jacks and Fruit Loops to youBeer Enjoy your trip
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 9:43 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I recommend bangers and mash after a rough night dranking



I had a rough night, had to go back out got home @2 a.m. Just got my banger mashed twice, it was nice.

Teedubya, you find Charlie?
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 9:45 AM EST
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Apparently Charlie is trying to disguise himself as a clown and is hiding CROS under the London Bridge... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 9:47 AM EST
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They're probably ruddering.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 9:56 AM EST
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Think
Buckwheat Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 11:05 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Enjoy your European vacation, Chevy.


Look Kids; Big Ben, Parliament. Beer
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 11:27 AM EST
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I read about that monarch air bankruptcy... lots of people stranded around europe.
jjanecka Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 11:31 AM EST
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I mean, it's Europe, that seems pretty normal...
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 11:32 AM EST
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Naming an airline after a butterfly doesn't sound like a good idea anyways.. Mellow
dstieger Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 11:35 AM EST
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Did CROS have a Chinese menu in his hand? I bet he had just come from Hong's. Better stay away from him...he'll rip your lungs out.
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 12:32 PM EST
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CROS can't read... he's illegitimate.. Sad
RMAN4443 Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Naming an airline after a butterfly doesn't sound like a good idea anyways.. Mellow

Butterflies can fly and I've never heard of one crashing,and they can takeoff and land just about anywhere........why wouldn't you name all the airlines after butterflies?????Think
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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Yeah... gotta say a butterfly seems much more airworthy than the state of alaska... or a virgin....
Mr. Jones Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 2:24 PM EST
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Cheerios...have the

HIGHEST
RESIDUAL
CONTENT
OF
THE
MONSANTO
PESTICIDE
BRAND
NAMED...

"R.O.U.N.D.U.P."

Less than 5-10? Parts per billion...is allowable...

Cheerios had 1,200++ ppb
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 2:36 PM EST
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I heard Wheaties turn you into a transgendered freak... must be some in those too.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 2:37 PM EST
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Butterflies crash alot... at least I see a bunch of crashed ones.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 4:44 PM EST
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Drinking a pale ale. Looks like Charlie and CROS moved on. I look d all over the Tower of London and even asked the beefeater yeoman dude. He thinks they might have left for Lisbon.

I’ll check Hong’s out in Portugal tomorrow

Tally ho pip pip for now.
MACS Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 4:50 PM EST
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Bugger off, ya wanker.
8trackdisco Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 4:58 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Charlie has had CROS all this time..?? OhMyGod

Did you chase them..?? Huh


He's likely at King's CROS.
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 4:58 PM EST
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That’s what the beefeater told me. My wife who knows other languages and stuff told me that meant he would help me find CROS
JadeRose Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 5:38 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Not sure why auto correct switched things to Hong’s or cope to cooe but I like it.

For now on I will use things and Hong’s interchangeably.

Yes I’m terribly jet lagged and deletions. Pretty soon I’ll be seeing Hong’s.

Tally ho.




I didn't see Hong but I saw a girl give a guy a beej while she inserted various vegetables into herself in various places in a basement in Piccadilly Circus. And then an IRA bomb went off about 4 blocks away after the "show". then we went to Amsterdam where things got weird. That was in 1985. I was 17. If you see that girl, say hi for me.
JadeRose Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 7:00 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Did CROS have a Chinese menu in his hand? I bet he had just come from Hong's. Better stay away from him...he'll rip your lungs out.




Naw...he was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fooks. Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 7:39 PM EST
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Ahhh-woooo....I see where this is going.
delta1 Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Oct 4 2017, 10:02 PM EST
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Impressed that TW has learned a new language so quickly. He seems to be quite at home in England, what?
teedubbya Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 4:15 AM EST
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Actually it is hard to understand people here. I’m sure they keep pointing at me and saying tally ho but could swear it sounds like tally whacker. Also they keep getting my name wrong and calling me John Thomas.
DrafterX Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 7:02 AM EST
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Tell them they look like a bucket of chit... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 1:46 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Actually it is hard to understand people here. I’m sure they keep pointing at me and saying tally ho but could swear it sounds like tally whacker. Also they keep getting my name wrong and calling me John Thomas.


haha...the next time you step into a new place, yell out "does anybody speak American here?"
teedubbya Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 2:21 PM EST
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I just did that but I’m in Lisbon now and everyone just looked.
DrafterX Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 2:28 PM EST
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what do puppy-dogs look like there..?? Huh
delta1 Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 3:54 PM EST
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maybe you'll spot BloodySpaniard...try visiting the chikin farms...
teedubbya Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 6:56 PM EST
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I called a chick a lisbian and that I’m cool with that but she seemed upset.
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Oct 5 2017, 7:38 PM EST
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Your gonna screw around and get yourself thrown in a lisbian jail... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 3:43 AM EST
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That’s hot.
Ewok126 Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 6:47 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
That’s hot.



Yeah but then you have to ask yourself, "Is your luck that great?" Would you end with the "Hot Lesbian" in prison or the one that is stupid crazy strong and has a deep deep voice, wears Men's Fruit of the Loom Draws, Carries a Truckers Wallet, and loves to wear to much Old Spice Cologne? Gonz Gonz Gonz
teedubbya Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 7:07 AM EST
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Someone just tried to pick my pocket. The jokes on them though since I always cut the pockets out of my pants right when I buy them. It felt sort of good though.
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