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DrafterX Offline
#51 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 7:09 AM EST
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was it a lisbian..?? Huh
Ewok126 Offline
#52 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 7:39 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
was it a lisbian..?? Huh



Humm a person from Lisbane maybe?
DrafterX Offline
#53 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 8:05 AM EST
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they're not allowed in Lisbon... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#54 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 8:28 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
they're not allowed in Lisbon... Mellow


Lesbians or Teebubbya? lmaoooo
RMAN4443 Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 10:57 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
they're not allowed in Lisbon... Mellow

I'm not allowed in Victorias's Secret anymore...........not since the "incident".Flapper
DrafterX Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 12:29 PM EST
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well, you shouldn't be trying stuff on if you don't intend to buy.. Shame on you
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#57 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 12:36 PM EST
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Wrong country, but every time i see this thread I think of this family guy episode.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kQA07B0X6jU
RMAN4443 Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 12:42 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
well, you shouldn't be trying stuff on if you don't intend to buy.. Shame on you

I would have bought those bloomers with the hole in the crotch,but the saleswoman told me
they made my ass look fat.......she liked the Tramp Stamp thoughBARF!
teedubbya Offline
#59 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 5:38 PM EST
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No CROS so far. I’ll look in Rocca tomorrow. If not there maybe Barcelona.
DrafterX Offline
#60 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 6:02 PM EST
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I'm keeping my fingers crossed... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#61 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 6:04 PM EST
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My spinchter is cliched
delta1 Offline
#62 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 6:12 PM EST
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hehe...giving "asswhole" a hole new meaning...
DrafterX Offline
#63 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2017, 8:46 PM EST
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Laugh
teedubbya Offline
#64 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 1:42 AM EST
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Got a lead on CROS. Turns out there is a rumor he may be in Behlem somewhere near Vasectomy da Gamma’s tomb and the bridge that looks like the golden gate.

He must have gotten fat though. Everyone keeps calling him a giant CROS.

I’ll check it out.
DrafterX Offline
#65 Posted: Sat, Oct 7 2017, 8:11 AM EST
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Cool..!! Laugh
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#66 Posted: Tue, Oct 10 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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Mellow
JadeRose Offline
#67 Posted: Tue, Oct 10 2017, 4:38 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mellow




Great. Now tee is missing
dkeage Offline
#68 Posted: Tue, Oct 10 2017, 5:48 PM EST
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Never cross Cros....
DrafterX Offline
#69 Posted: Tue, Oct 10 2017, 6:42 PM EST
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poor TW... Sad
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#70 Posted: Tue, Oct 10 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
poor TW... Sad




Yeah...poor Tee. Poor Charlie. Poor, poor CROS.

Wait...is Tee in Spain? I bet Bloody had him "disappeared"
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#71 Posted: Wed, Oct 11 2017, 6:50 AM EST
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That Bassard..!! Mad
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#72 Posted: Wed, Oct 11 2017, 11:44 AM EST
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No CROS. But a bird pooped on me today when I was walking to go see a nekkid dude in Florence. Saw the dude though. He was ripped. Also saw tooms of michaeangelo, Machiavelli galleleo rossini and a few others. They spelled them different and stuff.

Rome and Vatican tomorrow.
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#73 Posted: Wed, Oct 11 2017, 11:48 AM EST
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OhMyGod
RMAN4443 Offline
#74 Posted: Wed, Oct 11 2017, 7:12 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
No CROS. But a bird pooped on me today when I was walking to go see a nekkid dude in Florence. Saw the dude though. He was ripped. Also saw tooms of michaeangelo, Machiavelli galleleo rossini and a few others. They spelled them different and stuff.

Rome and Vatican tomorrow.

Don't they call women birds in Engand?....is that code for something?
JadeRose Offline
#75 Posted: Wed, Oct 11 2017, 7:33 PM EST
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He musta went to the same place in Piccadilly Circus I went to
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#76 Posted: Wed, Oct 11 2017, 9:50 PM EST
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didn't he say he was going to Italy?

"Saw a nekkid dude...he was ripped"....huh...if it was a public beach, OK, but Florence is smack in the middle...TW musta got his freak on in private...
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#77 Posted: Thu, Oct 12 2017, 1:07 PM EST
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Saw the pope today. His hair was perfect too.
DrafterX Offline
#78 Posted: Thu, Oct 12 2017, 2:02 PM EST
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Did you call him a freak..?? Huh
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#79 Posted: Thu, Oct 12 2017, 7:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Saw the pope today. His hair was perfect too.




You better stay away from him. He'll rip your lungs out..uh...Tee
teedubbya Offline
#80 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 2:07 AM EST
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The guy at the piano bar knew freak on a leash. The salsa band didn’t. I’m batting 500.
DrafterX Offline
#81 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 8:22 AM EST
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Laugh

You don't know if you don't ask... Mellow
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#82 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 8:58 AM EST
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Where are you now..?? Huh
JadeRose Offline
#83 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 9:26 AM EST
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My guess is Turkish prison
RMAN4443 Offline
#84 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 12:49 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
My guess is Turkish bath house

Beer
DrafterX Offline
#85 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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They prolly have those in da prisons.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#86 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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Can’t spell where I’m at now. Palma something. Florence has been my favorite so far.

Barcelona tomorrow.
teedubbya Offline
#87 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 3:53 PM EST
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A gay guy did hit on me yesterday though. He was from France. He was actually very pretty and very sweet. I told him I’d never cheat on my wife but I don’t consider oral cheating. We were both smoking a Romeo y Juliette en Cedro 3? and drinking macallan 18. We both laughed and no oral occurred.
teedubbya Offline
#88 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 4:27 PM EST
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Been drinking limitless glenmorangie lasanta and grolsch or Newcastle on tap.

El drunko
DrafterX Offline
#89 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 4:29 PM EST
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You wanted the oral tho huh... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#90 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 4:42 PM EST
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Who wouldn’t? He was very pretty and smelled good.
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#91 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 5:10 PM EST
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maybe he'll pick your pocket, if you ask nice like.
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#92 Posted: Sat, Oct 14 2017, 6:47 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
A gay guy did hit on me yesterday though. He was from France. He was actually very pretty and very sweet. I told him I’d never cheat on my wife but I don’t consider oral cheating. We were both smoking a Romeo y Juliette en Cedro 3? and drinking macallan 18. We both laughed and I blew him.






When in Rome.......
teedubbya Offline
#93 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 1:59 AM EST
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I did take a Roman shower
teedubbya Offline
#94 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 6:16 AM EST
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Yea baybee

Just stumbled upon this a few blocks from our hotel

http://www.oktoberfest-barcelona.es
DrafterX Offline
#95 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 9:13 AM EST
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I can't read it.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#96 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 11:09 AM EST
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Paulener octoberfest Weiss in giant mugs and lots of drunk Spanish people.
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#97 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 11:35 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Paulener octoberfest Weiss in giant mugs and lots of drunk Spanish people.


Lucky. I sure could go for a giant mug of Paulaner Oktoberfest Wiesn about now... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#98 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 11:45 AM EST
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I wasn’t going to but I’ll have an extra for you and will report back on freshness.
teedubbya Offline
#99 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 11:52 AM EST
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Actually Macs this might not be the one you like

Paulaner Oktoberfest Bier
Paulaner WeissBier
Paulaner Salvator
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#100 Posted: Sun, Oct 15 2017, 2:05 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I did take a Golden shower

??????? FreakBlink
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