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Hey...GARY..."just rememberrrrr...the field mouse is fasttt, but the O.W.L. FEEDS @ NIGHT
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sun, Oct 29 2017, 10:45 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
fog fog fog
Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
Sarcasm Sarcasm Sarcasm

Stew
&
GARY

YOU BOTH WIN THE "DUUUPIDIST MOFO's
Of this past HALF CENTURY A.W.A.R.D"...

hands down...

no contest...

bwu-haa-haa-h.a.a.
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 7:15 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,535
Do they post here..?? Huh
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 9:19 AM EST
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Posts: 19,419
^^^ maybe?

Buttt,
I am absolutely C.E.R.T.A.I.N.

THEY

L
U
R
K


"ALL I have to my name is a big duffel bag....filled with some underwear and smelly sticky weed..."

"How much you want for that smelly sticky weed...
Old man?"

"TALLADEGA NIGHTS"
RICKY BOBBY
"SHAKE ANDDDD BAKE"
dstieger Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 9:22 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
I don't get the sarcasm sign thingees...which part is a joke?
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 9:50 AM EST
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Posts: 19,419
I was drunk and the two lurking idiots ( stew & GARY) understand the joke part...which is in #3....

I was at the "Sammich Factory" restaurant and bar in neffsville yesterday....my favourite SILVER HAIRED RETIRED FBI guy was there too...I am saddened to say he is on oxygen now...
He was talking to "STEW" ONE NIGHT IN 2015?...
AND I QUOTE : "YOU KNOW...I REALLY ADMIRE HIM ( that is me, Mr. Jones) for fighting those bastards (SSG DIVISION)"
dstieger Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 9:58 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Mr. Jones wrote:
I was drunk and the two lurking idiots ( stew & GARY) understand the joke part...which is in #3....

I was at the "Sammich Factory" restaurant and bar in neffsville yesterday....my favourite SILVER HAIRED RETIRED FBI guy was there too...I am saddened to say he is on oxygen now...
He was talking to "STEW" ONE NIGHT IN 2015?...
AND I QUOTE : "YOU KNOW...I REALLY ADMIRE HIM ( that is me, Mr. Jones) for fighting those bastards (SSG DIVISION)"



I'm still confused, Jones...Gary's stupid BECAUSE he admires you?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 10:07 AM EST
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
Stop poking the bear Jones. We can't keep them off your back forever.
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Oct 30 2017, 1:39 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
#6 ds^^^

I don't know the silver haired guys name?
I just know he's law enforcement , old, and on oxygen now
( he is not GARY), but he does know "Stew" and said the above to stew while sitting across the bar from me in 2015.

Gary is stupid because :
A. He's a narcissist sociopath who bullied his coworkers into this 5 year gangstalking $52+ million cluster ****....because he thought he could break me...and couldn't see the real perpetrators right in front of his face.

B. He never brought me in for questioning which could have solved just about everything in 5 hours.


God, I loved those two kids (RICKY bobbys sons) lines in that
"Taledega Nights" movie...they are hilarious.
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