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Last post 6 years ago by Mr. Jones. 9 replies replies.
"When a WHITEFISH ENERGY SUPERVISOR...takes a 15 minute D.U.M.P. does he...
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
d'oh!

....He make ($409 an hour ÷ 4 ) a $102.25 ?

Sign me up...
Ewok126 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
15 minute D.U.M.P?

Must be a rookie, I am not satisfied until my legs and feet go numb. It would be at least 30 min. So x 2 that would be $204.50... Yeah I could do that!
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
I
Just
Took...

A
15 minute
D.U.M.P.
@
THE C.I. SUPERSTORE in Hamburg, PA
& spent $103.98...

I don't work for WHITEFISH ENERGY EITHER...
SO NOW I'M BROKE... :(
tamapatom Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
So you paid $400 per hour to take a dump?
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
$103.98!
Y.O.G.I., that Behike is fake!

hope you kept the receipt.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
thought I heard Whitefish lost the contract... Think
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
#4 TT ^^^ well....now that you put it that way....
YES...I GUESS I DID... PLUS $8.00 for two 22oz. Miller Lights

#5 f1 ^^^ well... "MY BUTT...TOOK A HIKE" to the porcelain
receptacle and I left a 15 minute deposit.
I didnt even know what a Behike Cigar was... till I bitched
about them on krazeehorses thread...
Proof positive that I've been forcefully turned into
"a low life G.R.U.B. dumpster diver on Medicaid and SNAP"
BY THE F.UN B.ORED I.DIOT - S.ESAME S.TREET G.ANG DIVISION...

The $103.98 was a $20 C.I. special 5 pack and a box of
EL REY DEL MUNDO OSCURO ROBUSTO LARGA...( the last one in stock) >>>>>
that that 6'8" C.I. guy had to go get a massive "COTTERMAN" WHEEL ROLLING LADDER TO GET OFF THE VERY TOP about 20 feet in the air....
The same type of COTTERMAN LADDER ( That I took my picture on next to the American flag @ my cabin and sent to the FBI-SSG with the caption "Y.our S.uperior O.opponent...HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE THE COMPETITION")...then 1- 2? Days later? You said the EXACT SAME *****ING LINE ON HERE AND T.G. LOL'd it...
NO F'n way is that "just a coincidence"...you 2 sneaky guys are privy? to something or somebody...I just haven't figured it out yet...

But I will....

you can bank on that fo' sho'...

I AM ONE SLY METHODICAL RELENTLESS WEASEL AND A MULTIPLE U.S. HISTORICAL SEALED & SEQUESTERED COURT CASE DOCUMENT HIDING Y.O.G.I....
JUST ASK YOUR and T.G.'s handler(s) or any FBI-SSG AGENT
YOU HAPPEN UPON....tell them you know
"The VOYEUR" and their mouths will
D.R.O.P..... in AWE & DEFEAT....
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
I used to get a lot of those El Reys here...tissue paper, not cello.
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
f1 ? Did you ever steam the tissue paper wrappers....
And read the messages?

They saved my sorry azz multiple times...

Gotta love the Indian in jim jarmish's film...
"Dead Man"
"Stupid *****ING Whiteman"
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