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Victor made me think about something
Mattie B Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2005
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So on another thread Victor said something along the lines of....
How would our “online” friends describe us...

I’m not looking to make this about me, but I hope that I’m the same online as I am in person

I make an effort to be the same no matter what environment I’m in
Deer Camp
Work
Church
Home
Online

I know some use different personas here, but never understood the value of it.

I’m not on social media so if you see me there it doesn’t count. That is filtered through the Rose Colored glasses of my wife.

Just curious if anyone else strives to be who they are.
Maybe it’s just my stubbornness why I’m this way
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted:
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...well this was an unexpected title...

(J/K mattie)
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted:
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And yes I would say something d!ckish like that in person as well.
grmcooper Offline
#4 Posted:
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Return to the forum without posting.
cameroon Offline
#5 Posted:
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Who are these friends you claim to have?
bgz Offline
#6 Posted:
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My behavior generally depends on the company I'm currently in.

Online, I just assume everyone is an a$$hole and behave accordingly :D

For instance, if I'm in a room full of old ladies with big fake tits, I'll be less likely to curse.

If I'm in church (for what ever reason, almost always a wedding or a funeral ... same thing?), I'm more likely to yawn and appear to have a complete and total lack of interest (and will probably be spending most of my time staring at some old bat with big fake tits).

Where if I'm in a room full of a$$holes, I'll be more likely to admit how I had a weird desire to bang that old bat with obvious fake tits.

So ya, my demeanor will change depending on my company.


*Disclaimer... I'm not the biggest fan of old bats nor am I a big fan of fake tits, prefer them fit and perky and most of all, natural!!! Was just using fake titties as example company.
MACS Offline
#7 Posted:
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1 - I don't derive my self-worth from what anyone else thinks of me.
2 - I'm pretty much the same guy on here as I am in person. I think anyone I've met in person will attest to that.

And I agree about 'online personas'... be who you are.

As bgz said, I tone down the potty mouth when in company where that is called for.
Mattie B Offline
#8 Posted:
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MACS I agree with you 100%....which is exactly why I don’t use social media. I don’t crave “likes” from anyone.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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Some would say the CBid forums are social media... Mellow
bgz Offline
#10 Posted:
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^ truth
Mattie B Offline
#11 Posted:
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Fair enough.

My statement still holds true.... I’ve never sought likes here either. For some reason I have many that seem to dislike most of what I say.....and all of them I’ve never met.

Gene363 Offline
#12 Posted:
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I'm a s s h o l e in real life, but usually I can manage to hide it away.
Mattie B Offline
#13 Posted:
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Fair enough.

My statement still holds true.... I’ve never sought likes here either. For some reason I have many that seem to dislike most of what I say.....and all of them I’ve never met.

victor809 Offline
#14 Posted:
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... I don't think anyone seeks likes here... hence the common cbid phrase "get a coat"?

If you're gonna tell someone to have a thick skin and also expect people to like you you're just a bully
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
I'm a s s h o l e in real life, but usually I can manage to hide it away.

Everybody is a azz whole to somebody sometime....c'mon frank,tail, and the rest of you mass holes you all know this oneBeer
bgz Offline
#16 Posted:
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Maybe because of comments like this one? ^^^ #13


* I'm indifferent to you, couldn't GAF less about anything you say, but I might troll you if I'm bored if you pump out too much text like you did in #13.

** I'm assuming I made the list (because there is a high probability that I've trolled you in the past, though I don't remember it :)

(the #13 comment was kinda hankish)
Mattie B Offline
#17 Posted:
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Bgz,
If you started something with me, I don’t recall it.

There has only been one person here who I absolutely disliked. And my reasons were valid.

But I can say that I ignore the mudslingers. I don’t even know them so why would they bother me with personal attacks.

bgz Offline
#18 Posted:
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Because comments like #13 make it appear that you do care.

It's better to not even ponder such things... there's better things to do in life, like, smoke cigars,drink beer, and stare at old ladies' fake tits.
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted:
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So if bgz ever ends up in the news for a mass shooting we all agree that anyone who interviews us we're gonna say he really liked GILFs and fake t1ts... right?
bgz Offline
#20 Posted:
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^ correct


Kinda like my milf phase in my early 20s... probably just a midlife crisis thing.
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted:
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No one ever thinks about the old bats with small thin naturals...
8trackdisco Offline
#22 Posted:
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I'm probably grumpier here than in real life. I can't be nice.... I think.

Usually those needy souls, desperately seeking positive affirmation don't Have much of a shelf life.

Maybe Hank T. Tank should be renamed Gas Station Sushi.
Phil222 Offline
#23 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
No one ever thinks about the old bats with small thin naturals...


Point me in the direction of the old bats with thin naturals...fog
bgz Offline
#24 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
No one ever thinks about the old bats with small thin naturals...


Actually, I got paired up with a couple older ladies golfing last week. One of them was thinner, and had a good bra making them perk a bit. I admit it, she was a gilf.
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
1 - I don't derive my self-worth from what anyone else thinks of me.
2 - I'm pretty much the same guy on here as I am in person. I think anyone I've met in person will attest to that.

And I agree about 'online personas'... be who you are.

As bgz said, I tone down the potty mouth when in company where that is called for.

pretty much, though you are fatter in person.
MACS Offline
#26 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
pretty much, though you are fatter in person.


Yeah... the camera adds 10 pounds and real life adds 20. d'oh!
dkeage Offline
#27 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Yeah... the camera adds 10 pounds and real life adds 20. d'oh!



And Oktoberfest..........
Whistlebritches Offline
#28 Posted:
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I'm pretty much an azzhat no matter where I am.Several here who have met me in person can attest to that.
Plowboy221 Offline
#29 Posted:
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It’s a faux pass, I really only smoke swishers and drink 99 cent six packs of beers, I just google fancy sounding cigars,beers,spirits to try and impress everyone.
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted:
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Plowboy221 wrote:
It’s a faux pass, I really only smoke swishers and drink 99 cent six packs of beers, I just google fancy sounding cigars,beers,spirits to try and impress everyone.

I bought the story
victor809 Offline
#31 Posted:
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In person I'm more abrasive.

And I'm naked the entire time.
frankj1 Offline
#32 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
In person I'm more abrasive.

And I'm naked the entire time.

so, you have skin like sand paper?
victor809 Offline
#33 Posted:
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Yes. And I rub it on everything...
frankj1 Offline
#34 Posted:
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cool!
can ya taste stuff, like sharks do?
bgz Offline
#35 Posted:
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Frank...

We've already established he's got bad taste, stay away.
Ewok126 Offline
#36 Posted:
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I can not answer the question of "How would our “online” friends describe us" I do not like to assume. All I can say is I am exactly the same both in person and online. I am basicly a wysiwyg. I am to old and do not have time for head games. I quit playing that crap when I grew my first curly hair.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#37 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
1 - I don't derive my self-worth from what anyone else thinks of me.
2 - I'm pretty much the same guy on here as I am in person. I think anyone I've met in person will attest to that.

And I agree about 'online personas'... be who you are.

As bgz said, I tone down the potty mouth when in company where that is called for.


Whistlebritches wrote:
I'm pretty much an azzhat no matter where I am.Several here who have met me in person can attest to that.



MACS...dead on.

Whistle...you're an awesome guy. The wife and I STILL chuckle when we walk, er used to walk into New World Brewery. They had to relocate. Not sure if the Scientologists bought em out or what and been to busy to go to the new place...anyways, I describe myself as saying what others just dare think. Online and in person.

As for Victor having made me thing about anything? Self-absorbed, Frail people in Georgetown, the plight and despair of the homeless and a collector of random d!ck pics he chooses to take really is forgettable uneventful trivial $hit. I can honestly say he hasn't made me think about a damned thing except what a walking talking turd he is.
tailgater Offline
#38 Posted:
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I voted for Elizabeth Warren.

frankj1 Offline
#39 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
I voted for Elizabeth Warren.


LOL!!!

ooops
Speyside Offline
#40 Posted:
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Don't you just hate people using LOL. LMAO. Was that a drunk post Frank?
Speyside Offline
#41 Posted:
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Sometimes Victor gets me to challenge and reconsider my point of view. I consider this a good thing. If you are simple minded enough to think completely negative about him that's on you.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#42 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
Sometimes Victor gets me to challenge and reconsider my point of view. I consider this a good thing. If you are simple minded enough to think completely negative about him that's on you.



It all makes sense now.


Considering...


Speyside wrote:
Victor, most here DGAF what you think when it comes to prayer and positive thoughts. If it makes the individual praying feel better I find this good. If it gives the individual asking for prayers comfort I find this good. I expect that you DGAF also.


Speyside Offline
#43 Posted:
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2 different statements with vastly different meanings. Try to keep up. Do I need to speak in baby words for you? Your comprehension does seem low.
Ewok126 Offline
#44 Posted:
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I got some crayons you can borrow Allen. I have found when trying to explain to ones that don't understand the colors helps them focus a little better.
JadeRose Offline
#45 Posted:
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Vic is dreamy
ZRX1200 Offline
#46 Posted:
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I ❤ you MattieB
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#47 Posted:
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If I look back at old posts, I am definitely a different person on here. On here I am overly odd, needy and liked by few. If most of you met me you would probably think I am very normal/average. I swear I am not as weird as I seem on here. ha

I think that the difference is that when I am typing, especially to people that I have never met, I type anything and everything that comes to mind. I am not that vocal when it comes to real life. Pretty laid back and shy around new people.

I used to post a lot on a sports forum and many thought I was a maniac because I was always making bold claims about my team and I was very dramatic. Didn't have many friends on there until we did a meet up during the state football finals. End up making a lot of good friends there and gained a lot more respect on the forum.

Unfortunately I have zero filter when it comes to my posting. Can't keep my fingers from typing stupid sh!*.

One thing I can say is true about me on here and in person is that I like to say things just to get a reaction. Unfortunately it comes across much differently when typing.

Mr. Jones Offline
#48 Posted:
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I have personally met several fine BOTL's from this forum
At a few different HERFS...
SOME of the herfs were in Lancaster PA where I met jack conrad, the Hay's JHC and Ladyhay, plus several others...
THEN I went to the "last SMOKESTOCK" @ RAM'S HUT near Philly and that was a blast! Had a great time....
ALL WERE VERY NICE PEOPLE...

I'm not a very out going guy usually but being in food sales all my life made me more outgoing and able to start conversations more easily....
I talk to ALL RACES ,CREEDS, COLORS, RELIGIONS, AGES AND SOCIOECONOMIC STRATA'S WITH GREAT EASE...
I worked in the International Student Affairs office during my 3 years in my post graduate studies & consequent Masters Degree. I can spot VERY MANY DIFFERENT NATIONALITIES
JUST BY SIGHT ALONE or some accents too...
I treat EVERBODY THE EXACTLY SAME And I MAKE FUN OF EVERYBODY (NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT THEY ARE ...TOO).

All that being said,
I arrived here in 2005...and was a different person indeed...
That what I am now...
Not by my "own doing" or trying to change...
But by "FORCED CHANGED" brought on by
5+ years of illegal gangstalking by the FBI-SSG DIVISION...
Do I miss the old "Mr. Jones" ? H3LL YES...
BUT, ONCE THESE SSG *****S PUT YOU ON THE FAST TRACK TO ANNIHILATION, CHARACTER ASSASSINATION,
FAMILY AND FRIENDS RELATIONSHIP DESTRUCTION, ECONOMIC RUIN, AND WORKPLACE MOBBING...
NOBODY CAN WITHSTAND AND BEAT THEM WITHOUT TOTALLY CHANGING the way you behave and handle yourself from "DAY ONE" OF their campaign to totally destroy your reputation and your entire life as you used to know it....

Believe me when I say, these SSG COWARD FELONS AGENTS are relentless , very well funded & organized
Sociopathic murderers... above any and all laws with badges and guns who commit heinous crimes each and every day they "work"...

and boy do they enjoy it....
PLAIN AND SIMPLE: They are all sadistic *****S...and the women agents are THE WORST ONES...hands down.

I have learned almost all their tactics and techniques and turn it against them at every chance...
I TAKE ZERO FBI-SSG SCUM BULLSHIIT ANYMORE
AND THEY KNOW IT IN S.P.A.D.E.S....
( especially "AGENT TY PENNINGTON's" AKA "TROUT")
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#49 Posted:
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Mr. Jones - You are one person I would definitely want to meet in person. Would love to hear your story. I think it would make a lot more sense than your crazy formatted posts. Your posts make me dizzy.
DrafterX Offline
#50 Posted:
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you could meet him but then he'd have to kill ya... Mellow
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