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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 8:38 AM EST
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Attention...All SSG "SKANKS AND EUNUCHS"**

Read the title^^^

I went to the LEESPORT Farmers market yesterday...just waiting for one of you coward felon criminals to stand up and yell
in the "common eating room" your usual SSG SCHTICK BULLCRAP...
"HE should be dead or in jail", like the last time I went there
1 or 2? Years ago...
I took video of the whole room yesterday and saw at least 2-3 of you ugly SKANK ASS female scaredy cat beotchs....one actually said out loud..."he scares me"...
Well,
You better be scared...
The tables have turned...big-time..
And..
Ifogdon't need that "putter" as a crutch...

&

I don't golf...bitches..

I need it for when you stand up and yell that bull**** illegal gangstalking harassment "line" , as stated above^^
Do that again? and I'll send your sorry azz's to the permanent 19th HOLE.

I feel like Mel Gibson in "PAYBACK"...
"You can call me PORTER...AND I WANT MY
$1+++MILLION IN CASH BACK THAT YOU STOLE FROM ME"...PRONTO LIKE...
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 8:57 AM EST
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Please... do not explain that disturbing euphemism.
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 9:15 AM EST
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No explanation needed...

It's the same place they physically did try (and are well documented in their own sealed files) 7 times to me over the last 5 years...

Why is it "O.K." for them to ACTUALLY HAVE TRIED, COMPLETED THE TASK AND FAILED?
IT IS FACT AND ON RECORD.

AND YOU ^^^ get all bent outta shape at a euphemism?

The mindset of accepting murdering law enforcement officers seems to fit you well.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 9:18 AM EST
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you got a link to that documentation..?? Huh
Buckwheat Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 9:33 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
you got a link to that documentation..?? Huh


Just Snopes it or go to Wikileaks. horse
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 9:47 AM EST
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This reminds me of that movie, "A beautiful mind".

Are you good at math, Jonesie? Figuring out puzzles and stuff?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 9:48 AM EST
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Sometimes agents get over zealous and act outside their orders, Jones. Observe and report does not include taking action, but some of the younger guys don't understand that.
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 11:18 AM EST
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#7 T.G.... "Thanks" for that observation and it is noted.

That being said,

When I conversed with the double AGENT I nicknamed
"Agent break cover" in Lewisburg, Pa a few years ago who passed me a WWII MICRO DOT with untold personnel file information from the H.R. dept @j.Edgar Hoover bldg...
Consequently passed to the same "people" who received
My 2 spy pens filled with "ADVANCE SSG TEAM MEMBERS UGLY MUGS" PHOTOS....

LIKE I TOLD HIM...and I repeat...
"Her training?? *****qq, take that training...triple it and add thirty...then you got ME"...

I shake my noggin in disbelief....every time one of these young or middle aged or even old haggard ugly grandma
Kunts have an outburst of frustration...
What ever happened to restraint and professionalism?

Like at the C.I superstore bar yesterday...
It was a 50/50 call??? Coulda' been absolutely nothing???
Or it was "my buddies in their full street clothed glory"
4 guys, two YUGE, 2 PRETTY BIG AND IN SHAPE....
ALL IGNORING ME... on purpose...
One gentleman was REALLY PISSED OFF ..
saying that "somebody else had FUCKED up" " it wasn't me"...
(prolly the last 2 poisoning attempts since 8-28-17)
Blah, blah, blah... Could it have been totally unrelated to me?
H3LL yes...
But...
Mr.pissed off says "He(? )said... that he (me) has paid enough over the last 5 years and we're supposed to drop it"... The other 3 shake their noggin side to side and laugh with restrained professionalism...
My guess??? "He" = fast Eddie R. Chewin' out some serious AZZ to them or their superiors...
Or
It was totally not unrelated to me but very coincidental in nature..
^^^ that shiit happens almost monthly now...
IN 2013 to July 2016.....It used to be EVERY *****ING DAY , ON PURPOSE AND
100% DIRECTED CONVERSATION BY REAL SSG.
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 11:25 AM EST
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#6 MACS

thanks for the funny... yet naive response...

I suck at spelling, average in math, a genius in memory
And a superior opponent in the field of operations...

Just ask the LOSER bagmen that hand you those
No.10 cash stuffed envelopes every month...or so...
Phil222 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 11:55 AM EST
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I think that Mr. Jones is actually an intellegence operative of some kind and is using this forum to deliver encrypted messages to his "contacts." Think about it, the Mr. Jones persona is the perfect cover-up.

My theory is that his messages are only coded in the first post of his own threads, and involves only the words that he CAPITALIZES. I'm convinced that it is some variation of a Vigenere cipher.

If I suddenly dissapear from this forum then you know my theory holds water...Gonz
victor809 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 12:10 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Hang on...
MACS is getting paid by the SSG to help with their gangstalking??? Dammit... I didn't realize they would have paid me for my help.

This sucks... I've been doing all this work for free.
Buckwheat Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 12:17 PM EST
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Jones is this you (i.e. Marvin) in real life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HXgPGZcXe4
MACS Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 12:53 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Hang on...
MACS is getting paid by the SSG to help with their gangstalking??? Dammit... I didn't realize they would have paid me for my help.

This sucks... I've been doing all this work for free.


Keep that on the down low, bro. I haven't been claiming it in my taxes and it's sposta be off the books.
delta1 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:37 PM EST
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Mr. Jones, if you see an angry looking blonde carrying a putter coming at you......run!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:47 PM EST
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Yo!

Vic baby....^^^

How do you think a "double dipper" (govt navy pension and State govt job) like MACS...
PAYS FOR ALL THAT OCEAN FISHING BOAT FUEL?
Or Car fuel, or dining out, bar bills, etc....

I double dare MACS to show anybody a credit card or debit card or printed check for boat gas....

He don't have any to show because he pays C.A.S.H....

I'd love to see his grocery, home depot, or any and all bills...
Dollars to donuts 25%-35% of all his "outer" bills are paid
In cash ( not counting ancillary bills like mortgage, car loans,
Utilities, etc..)

Or, if he is "leading these C-bid retorts" for free?
I highly doubt it.
He is not that dumb.
MACS Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:51 PM EST
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I use my NFCU Flagship rewards visa card for everything. I get 2 points for every dollar I spend and when I redeem the points for travel, I get double.

Anxious
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:53 PM EST
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#10 phil222

Your on to something....
Especially when I used to misspell words on purpose...
Its way beyond the vigenere cipher...
Think 1979-86 numbers shortwave...
Think 3 dimensional...
Think telepathy over vast distances.
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 1:56 PM EST
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I'm sporting a putter right NOW
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 2:02 PM EST
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#14 delta1

I know exactly who that blonde will be...

That sadistic human hunting blonde bitch( who is an imbeded standby agent when needed )manager at Donelly Printing...I nicknamed "Agent PUNCHIE" ...
WHO's married to the SSG PROFILER HUBBY w/ earrings
who dressed up in colonial garb at Landis Valley Farm museum...he loved to decifer the "meaning" of the ballpeen hammer in my front car seat...
What it meant was "I'm bringing a hammer to a gun fight and I advance towards any comers"

Boy ...I miss docile "Agent DOUG" from Landis Valley...
He was one cool cat and very level headed....
delta1 Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 2:18 PM EST
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not sure if that blonde is the same one who ended Tiger's career, Mr. Jones...
Buckwheat Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 2:20 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
#10 phil222

Your on to something....
Especially when I used to misspell words on purpose...
Its way beyond the vigenere cipher...
Think 1979-86 numbers shortwave...
Think 3 dimensional...
Think telepathy over vast distances.


You mean something like a Taman Shud cipher? Are you related to Thomas Jefferson or a Russian operative? You ever been to Australia? Whistle
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 4:28 PM EST
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MACS is joneses double dipper? ... is that like a2m?
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:54 PM EST
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#22 Vic ...a "double dipper" is mostly always some sort of govt. worker....would I do the same thing if I could?
H3LL yes, but I can't...
My ex-B.I.L. IS A TRIPLE DIPPER...AGAIN...A VERY HARD DEDICTED WORKER.. COAST GUARD / HON. Discharge;
Federal Prison worker / retired with honorable service;
Now A STATE /COUNTY PRISON WARDEN...
DOUBLE & TRIPLE DIPPERS GET VA BENE's, VA Free medicine, Fed pension, State pension, and possibly S.S.N.??
HENCE MUCHO BENEFITS...
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 5:54 PM EST
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You got triple dipped? Like airtight?
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 6:00 PM EST
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Attention ALL SSG SKANKS AND EUNUCHS:

#1 REMEMBER ERNEST HEMINGWAY....

"Ask not for whom the putter swings...
It swings for thee..."

#2 REMEMBER J.F.K.....

"Ask not what your country club can do for you...
Ask yourself what Mr. Jones' par # is on your coward felon
criminal noggin? " ( if you **** wit' Eeeeeemmmmm' ever
again)

I can't think of a #3...help me out...
delta1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 7:00 PM EST
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#3 REMEMBER MLK

"I have a dream that one day my four children
will be judged not for the color of their skin
but for the kind of golf club they swing"
victor809 Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 7:01 PM EST
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Yep... Jones definitely went airtight with some SSG....
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 7:02 PM EST
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Prolly should just call it watertight since I don't think he can get a solid vacuum seal any longer with his sphincter.....
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 7:47 PM EST
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You know, now that you mention it, I never have seen MACS pay for gas.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Nov 9 2017, 7:47 PM EST
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You know, now that you mention it, I never have seen MACS pay for gas.
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