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Kids Say the Darndest Things
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delta1 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Nov 14 2017, 5:24 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
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tip of the cap to Art Linkletter, RIP

My son and his son went on vacation together. We shared a room with a bathroom. After showering, while I was getting dressed, my 3 & 1/2 year old grandson looked over and giggled. "I see grampa's wee wee." I said, "that's not a wee wee, it's my hammer!"

The little genius said, "nuh uh, it's a wee wee." Gonz
Speyside Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Nov 14 2017, 5:28 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
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May he rest in peace.
Palama Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 1:06 AM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
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I read his Wikipedia page.

Pretty interesting. Loved the Walt Disney story.
deadeyedick Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Nov 15 2017, 7:16 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
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My wife was a kindergarten teacher for many years. She came home every night with a new gem. One I remember:

On the first day of a new year after about 1/2 hour a boy raised his hand and asked; "Is it time to go home yet?"
My wife told him they were just getting started and he says "Who in the hell signed me up for this?"
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