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Mr. Jones I think I located the money that was stolen from you
Buckwheat Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
I received this e-mail this morning from the FBI

"Federal Bureau of Investigation
(FBI)Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Dear Beneficiary,


We hope this notification arrives meeting your good health
and mind.Series of meetings have been held over the past 7
months with the secretary general of the United Nations
Organization. This ended 3 days ago.


This meeting was scheduled and arranged by the former acting Director of
the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $10.3M)
million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who
almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason
and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund
all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so
many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the
receipt of your fund.for more information do get back to
us.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the
United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have
successfully passed a mandate to the government of the
states the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to
you and other individuals and organizations who have been
found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/,
Inheritance.


we are happy to inform you that based on our recommendation
your outstanding contract inheritance funds of over-due
payment in tone of USD $10.3M) has been credited in your
favor in SunTrust Bank. Having said all this, we will further
advise that you go ahead in dealing with the SunTrust Bank, AL
accordingly as we will be monitoring all their activities
with you as well as your correspondence at all levels.

NOTE: There are numerous scam emails on the internet,
imposters impersonating names and images. We therefore warn
our dear citizens to be very careful with any claim email
you receive prior to these irregularities so that they do
not fall victim to this ugly circumstance anymore.

And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or
office claiming that you have a payment with them, you are
to STOP further contact with them immediately in your best
interest and contact the real bank (SunTrust Bank ) only where
your fund is laying, with the below information:

Bank Name: SunTrust Bank
Address: 402 Cox Creek Pkwy, Florence, AL 35630, USA
Attn:Lambert CressWell
(Remittance Director)
E-mail: [email protected]
Department Code:63804
website:www.suntrust.com

Contact the bank today and furnish them with this
information below for processing of your payment/funds

accordingly.
FULL NAME:
CURRENT ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

NOTE: In your best interest, any message that does not come
from the above email address should be Nullify and avoided
immediately for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise
that you contact the SunTrust Bankk office in Alabama immediately
with the above email address and request that they attend to
your payment file as directed so as to enable you receive
your payment/fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all directives from SunTrust Bank as this will
further help hasten up the whole payment process in regards
to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have
in mind that the SunTrust Bank equally has their own protocol of
operation as stipulated on their banking terms.

All modalities has already been worked out before you were
contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your
dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything
to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an
update so as to enable us be on track with you and the
SunTrust Bank . Without wasting much time, we will want you to
contact them immediately with the above email address and
phone number so as to enable them attend to your case
accordingly without any further delay as time is already
running out.

Should in case you need any more information in regards to
this notification, feel free to get back to us via email so
that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you
during and after this project has been completely perfected
and you have received your payment/fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation.

BEST REGARDS

Christopher A. Wray
Director Federal Bureau on Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
601,4th Street,
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA"

Seems legit to me. What's your take?
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,535
You're one lucky bassard... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
My take is when or if it comes through let me know. I am selling my sons girlfriend. She has big titties! I will cut you a hell of a deal lmao.
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I think Jones had the SSG take the money as part of a false flag operation. After conducting several surveillence operations over the past two years and logging each and every conversation Jones has had with other agents and the events that have taken place here on cigarbid, I have convlusive evidence that Jones planned and carried out an intentional plot to have the money stolen.
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,410
#1 buckwheat

Sounds good...👍

But why did they send it to you?

I didn't get one?

Plus...if you don't take into account my other "9 requests" that this...
$10.3 million sum is a great interest rate on my $1++ million in cash...unless they found the "rest of the money"
LIKE GARY O'CONNOR SSG FIELD CHIEF BRAGGED TO HIS FELLOW AGENTS ABOUT FINDING...I HEARD THAT STATEMENT AT A TURKEY HILL CONVIENCE STORE ON NEW HOLLAND AVE one morning when I was getting coffee.....a field AGENT (man) followed me in and was talking to an "imbeded fake T.H. store peon clerk" who questioned the agents statement...almost to the sense that "*****QQQQ.... I gotta stay IMBEDED working in this meanial grub job ( because Mr. Jones frequents this store) just so GARY can go treasure hunting for more money"...she just let out a gasp and shook her head...
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND MUMBLED "good luck with that"
then paid for my coffee refill and left...

Buckwheat...I think that E-MAIL YOU GOT originated in a "computer time rental shop" for criminals in
Lagos, Nigeria...in fact...I'd bet good money on it.

Funny how the UNITED NATIONS is mentioned...
Maybe that's where COMEY's flunky hack manchild replacement hired his Amateur AFNAT SOMALI HIT TEAM to poison my water on 8-28-17 @the Himalayan Restaurant (that the FBI-SSG FIELD TEAM GAVE REAL LIVE TIME INFO as to my location that exact day) which obviously failed....
LetsRock Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
Congrats....Rangers season tickets and a private jet for you?
jjanecka Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
And you see how Jones skips right over tge false flag narrative that I presented as if it is an admission of his own guilt.
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
they forgot to get your soc sec #.
better add it on the end of the form or you may not get your fund.

and that's the name of that tune.
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,410
#7 jjanecka

I didn't forget about your "false flag"...

Here's the REAL SCOOP:

I CAN'T EVEN COUNT HOW MANY *****ING DIFFERENT TIMES I WAS GANGSTALKED, HARRASSED AND INTIMIDATED AT THE TROEGS BREWERY IN HERSHEY ,PA.
THE FBI-SSG practically lived at that joint IN MASS, and every time I went there from 4-2013 to 4-2016 the SSG WOULD VERBALLY **** WITH ME ( PROLLY on AT LEAST
20-30 DIFFERENT OCCASIONS).
IF and when my non-case ever goes to trial?...very many people who worked there during those dates WILL GET SUBPOENA'S....

Sooooo, One time , I belly up to the main tasting bar area...
One MORON LOUD MOUTH AGENT "DIRECT CONVERSATIONS THE OTHER" right beside me...he says
" I WONDER WHAT HE'LL ( ME ) SAY WHEN WE TELL HIM THAT WE STAGED THAT WHOLE TERRORIST THING HE REPORTED TO US"....Well, I have a newsflash for you douche boy agent *****wad...YOU DIDNT STAGE D.I.C.K. and I saved all of central PA from a dirty bomb attack....
The one thing you have to learn about field agents and what their bosses tell them to say in directed conversation...they lie to their own agents and they don't know any better ...then they just say what they are told to say..like that non-thinking douche bag agent said that day...I let it ride and scoffed it off...
Ordered my beer and moved away from that azzhole before I throat punched his sorry loser neck....
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Absolutely hilarious.

So I ended up in a bit of a quandry today. I ate a triple meat triple cheeseburger at Wendy's today and ever since all I can taste is beef, all I want to eat is beef, I had to lieterally go down to the store in our office just to buy beef sticks and here it is nine hours later and I've had a sandwich for supper but all I crave is more and more beef.
RMAN4443 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
jjanecka wrote:
Absolutely hilarious.

So I ended up in a bit of a quandry today. I ate a triple meat triple cheeseburger at Wendy's today and ever since all I can taste is beef, all I want to eat is beef, I had to lieterally go down to the store in our office just to buy beef sticks and here it is nine hours later and I've had a sandwich for supper but all I crave is more and more beef.

Freak!Anxious
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,410
#10 jjanecka

You need a S.O.L.I.D. dose of the following movie:

"Midnight MEAT TRAIN"....
with a young Bradley Cooper and Vinnie Jones / from "SNATCH" ( my 3rd cousin actually)...
PRETTY WILD AND gory flick...
You won't want BEEF after that movie.
Buckwheat Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
LetsRock wrote:
Congrats....Rangers season tickets and a private jet for you?


As a start. Beer
Krazeehorse Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
jjanecka wrote:
Absolutely hilarious.

So I ended up in a bit of a quandry today. I ate a triple meat triple cheeseburger at Wendy's today and ever since all I can taste is beef, all I want to eat is beef, I had to lieterally go down to the store in our office just to buy beef sticks and here it is nine hours later and I've had a sandwich for supper but all I crave is more and more beef.

Get that monkey off your back or start saving for stents.
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