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bs_kwaj Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Dec 30 2017, 12:37 PM EST
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Herfing

Beer
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bs_kwaj Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 10:28 AM EST
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I ain't no Jack Conrad... but I thought this one would get a coupla comments.

BigGrin

Beer
RMAN4443 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 12:26 PM EST
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Is that ceegar gonna get Lewinskied???
Buckwheat Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 1:16 PM EST
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Only if you want to get a STD from it. Sickamp;
Just Relax Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 1:33 PM EST
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With the lighter posters on the tables think that's an actual shpo. Always bugged me when undergarments were mismatched for some reason too. She's not terrible though I might pick a different chair if that was my local next time I was in.
HuckFinn Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 2:47 PM EST
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Hope that's not an exploding cigarAnxious
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 3:09 PM EST
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My what a dainty lil' wallflower she is!
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 3:40 PM EST
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A true pro... don't know what you guys are worried about, pros get tested regularly.

Would have to go for a Clinton Especial on that one.
shaun341 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 5:09 PM EST
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What lounge is this?
Ewok126 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 6:20 PM EST
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Body looks awesome but that face..... I could not trust that face.

First: that face tells me.. " My name use to be Dick but now you can call me Roberta."

Second: I get the impression that if one should fall for the "No really I was born a Woman", the face screams "I am going to screw you out of every penny you have."

Third: I see Evil, and not the good sultry kind.

Last: I would never hit a woman but, I would choke a bitch if she licked my cigar like that.

Some things you just do not do. You never knock a man's hat off his head, You never go through a man's wallet and most important, You never, ever, ever, spit on a mans cigar. I dont give a chit how hot she is lmaooo. Got to stand for something I guess and that one is mine.

Just my opinion a turn off for me. I need to be a lot more blind and a little more brain damaged to fall for this one. In reading the future I see.. Hepacrabclapaids, Bankrupcey, and 10 years on the couch after figuring out you just screwed a man and how you got done wrong in many many ways.

Now I gots to go find the Mrs Friday post... The one with the blue bow tied around it so I can get my good tingly feeling back on.

Peace.
bs_kwaj Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 10:06 AM EST
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Heheheh...

Comments as expected.


Herfing

Beer
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:02 PM EST
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That gives a whole new meaning to the term "hot boxing" Anxious
madspackler Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:51 PM EST
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Is that Beyders sister again?
HuckFinn Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 4:21 PM EST
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[quote=Ewok126]Body looks awesome but that face..... I could not trust that face.

First: that face tells me.. " My name use to be Dick but now you can call me Roberta."

Ya freaking ruined it for me. I see what you seeing.

Yellow and gold...waaaaaait...

Oh no! Isent that ****** Hoag from the Pittsburgh Steelers?
HuckFinn Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 4:24 PM EST
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Dam typos.
IS THAT ****** HOAK
should have said...
HuckFinn Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 4:28 PM EST
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Can't say Diick Hoak?
RMAN4443 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 4:35 PM EST
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HuckFinn wrote:
Can't say Diick Hoak?

don't be a Richard Head...........Beer
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 5:50 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Body looks awesome but ... Yub nub Achoo! Ahh-na-uh. Ai! Wag Wah! Alaay loo ta nuv Coatee-cha tu yub nub! Chuug-obo-fangowa! Dimni-a-wundah.

I would choke a bitch if she licked my cigar like that... Gunda Gupa-nupa Ma foita. Mana-nachoo Mana-tutu Yub yub Mechemi-chu.

and most important, You never, ever, ever, spit on a mans cigar... Alaay loo ta nuv Coatee-cha tu yub nub! Naghoh! Entena entena! Nor-karatame-sho-a Yub nub Motha Fkka!!! Oh hheneheh! Oto Ostoga! Tsumboo! Yaa-yaah! Yo khalchumbe

Ee chee wa maa!



Meh... You would let her spit on your Opus then shove it up her $%@#.
Burner02 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 9:20 PM EST
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I see the cutter, where is the lighter?
RMAN4443 Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 9:46 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
I see the cutter, where is the lighter?

That thing won't light when he/she/it finishes with it.......smolder maybe, but light? NEVERd'oh!
Ewok126 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 2:20 AM EST
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Gunda Gupa-nupa Ma foita. Mana-nachoo Mana-tutu Yub yub Mechemi-chu.

and most important, You never, ever, ever, spit on a mans cigar... Alaay loo ta nuv Coatee-cha tu yub nub! Naghoh! Entena entena! Nor-karatame-sho-a Yub nub Motha Fkka!!! Oh hheneheh! Oto Ostoga! Tsumboo! Yaa-yaah! Yo khalchumbe

Ee chee wa maa! LOL I love it.

bgz wrote:
Meh... You would let her spit on your Opus then shove it up her $%@#.




I had to bring my wife in on this one because you made me question my motives lol. I asked my wife since she knows me the best does she think if I was single would I let this one spit on my Opus then shove it up her $%@#...My wife response was.

First WTF is up with those red shoes?" Second she said, "If you was back in your early 20's and had the lack of sense you had back then maybe but now... No you would tell this chick to go take a short step off a tall bridge in a lot more colorful dialog"

She took away my dought and I feel more solid now. I am an OAK brother lmaooo.....
Ewok126 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 2:53 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That thing won't light when he/she/it finishes with it.......smolder maybe, but light? NEVERd'oh!



Yep you're right and not only would it just smolder but, It would fill the lounge with the smell of cok flavored spit which is fine if one is into that kind of thing I guess. Not this old midget bear!

Huck I do apologize for ruining it for you but just thought you should know, Best advice from another brother Bear ...

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glongoria Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Apr 7 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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Man! That's Hot and Scary at the same time.
Bad Mr Frosty Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 6:59 AM EST
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Seriously, how long does it take to get a cigar pic approved? Damn. Been like 8 hours..
Ewok126 Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 7:29 AM EST
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The girls get to work around 9 am. Shop closes at 5pm.
Bad Mr Frosty Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 7:47 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
The girls get to work around 9 am. Shop closes at 5pm.



I wouldn't care, but some dude called BS on me having some OPUS X's and I was wanting to post proof.
Ewok126 Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 8:01 AM EST
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I feel you, Yea they get in at 9am and they close at 5pm M-F. If you post on Sat or Sun it will not get approved until Monday. Well unless you send the girls cupcakes then they might log in on the weekend lol.
Bad Mr Frosty Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 8:05 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
I feel you, Yea they get in at 9am and they close at 5pm M-F. If you post on Sat or Sun it will not get approved until Monday. Well unless you send the girls cupcakes then they might log in on the weekend lol.



Ahhhh. What about just money? lol.

Patience is NOT a virtue I possess.
Ewok126 Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 8:10 AM EST
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I didnt possess it neither until I had my stroke. Now heck yeah I got all the patience in the world lol.
Bad Mr Frosty Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 8:35 AM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
I didnt possess it neither until I had my stroke. Now heck yeah I got all the patience in the world lol.



Sometimes it takes something major to change our perspective. I lifted all through high school and college and and worked at the campus gym for almost four years, then fractured my left forearm in an idiotic accident and had to get used to not being able to lift a spoon with that arm without pain for weeks. Made me actually thing before doing things. Back to doing stupid things now though.
Ewok126 Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 8:47 AM EST
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Well you gotta live life to the fullest... Its way to dang short not to that's for sure.
Bad Mr Frosty Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 8:52 AM EST
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Yah, everyone says that, but I can't tell you how many stupid decisions I've made after thinking "weeeeellll......you only live once...." It's why I'm single at the moment actually lol.
joeman Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Apr 8 2018, 7:16 PM EST
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And here I am dryboxing and toasting the foot like an idiot!
fishinguitarman Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Apr 9 2018, 12:01 AM EST
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