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Fire Reported at Bill & Hillary Clinton House in Chappaqua
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Kawaksback Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 5:31 PM EST
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Sources are telling local news outlets the fire may have started after Bill Clinton tried to burn the bodies of dead hookers. Details still coming in.

https://www.tmz.com/2018/01/03/bill-and-hillary-clinton-house-fire-chappaqua/
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 7:27 PM EST
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Prolly burning laptops and blackberrys... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 10:00 PM EST
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Hill dog is getting rid of evidence they held onto for blackmail before Maddog sends her ass to Gitmo.
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 10:23 PM EST
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Shucks... I was hoping they were in the house.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 10:25 PM EST
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Bannon set the fire
Ewok126 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 10:53 PM EST
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Bill finley got drunk enough to take that cigar to Hill Dog. He just forgot it was lit and she hasn't had a good poonaner poot in years so it was full of dust and lint. Bill needed to read up on Furnace care prior to lighting up after down season. Gots to blow the dust out of it or it will set the house on fire! Brick wall
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 3 2018, 11:05 PM EST
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Fake news. Bill obviously knows the value of dead hookers on the secondary market.
cacman Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 7:56 AM EST
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There's more than one way to get rid of evidence.

Or did Hilldog's dildo overheat?
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 8:08 AM EST
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Too bad trump wasn’t there with his incontinance and pee habits nothing would light on fire.
TMCTLT Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 9:31 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Too bad trump wasn’t there with his incontinance and pee habits nothing would light on fire.



@ least that didn't keep him from being there when the debate started.



MACS wrote:
Shucks... I was hoping they were in the house.


+1
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 9:58 AM EST
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I think his problem is more in wetting and ****ting the bed. I think he's ok standing.
tailgater Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 10:10 AM EST
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Of course there was a fire.
I mean, how would you ever be able to fake a flood?
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 10:19 AM EST
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tailgater wrote:
Of course there was a fire.
I mean, how would you ever be able to fake a flood?





Waterspots on the ceiling to explain the sheets?
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 10:31 AM EST
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That's at Mar a Lago.
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 10:35 AM EST
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true true.... and probably a much much smaller problem. tiny even.
Gene363 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 12:25 PM EST
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Totally an accident, someone left the cover off of the basement portal to hell.
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 12:59 PM EST
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The fire...happened in a shed..."the secret RELEASE SANCTUARY" AS IT IS NICKNAMED by the lowest duty agents in the entire agency where they are sent as a warning...
Where the bored stiff secret service guys go to watch porn on their cell phones, jerk off and smoke cigarettes and cigars....

It was a cigar that started it...I was told.
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 1:12 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Totally an accident, someone left the cover off of the basement portal to hell.

OK, I laughed.
teedubbya Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:07 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
OK, I laughed.



That's the first step in.... careful


By the way I got lots of compliments on my Jewish Christmas ornament this year.
delta1 Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:26 PM EST
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so ...they're so stupid that they thought they could hide the evidence on their property...and then when the subject of another investigation comes up, they decide to burn it...totally makes sense...
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:48 PM EST
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About as much sense as running Secretary of State classified documents thru your home computer... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:48 PM EST
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About as much sense as running Secretary of State classified documents thru your home computer... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:48 PM EST
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About as much sense as running Secretary of State classified documents thru your home computer... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 2:55 PM EST
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d'oh!
d'oh!
d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 3:11 PM EST
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Think
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 4:23 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
That's the first step in.... careful


By the way I got lots of compliments on my Jewish Christmas ornament this year.

made in China, most likely.
teedubbya Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 4:39 PM EST
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Ch EYE nahhhhh


signed the incontinent cheeto
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Jan 4 2018, 5:26 PM EST
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that's JYnah
TMCTLT Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 6:25 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
About as much sense as running Secretary of State classified documents thru your home computer... Mellow



And even after being ordered under subpoena.....destroying thousands upon thousands of pieces of documentation. But don't worry, they weren't trying to HIDE or COVER UP anything. Liar
jjanecka Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 7:09 AM EST
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Wait, there are Jews in China?
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 9:46 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Wait, there are Jews in China?

yup. keeps the restaurants in business.

actually, there is/was a community of Jews that was taken in
DrMaddVibe Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 10:12 AM EST
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Damned corduroy pantsuits.
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 10:57 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yup. keeps the restaurants in business.

actually, there is/was a community of Jews that was taken in

I'll have the Pork Fried RiceAnxious Beer
delta1 Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 12:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yup. keeps the restaurants in business.

actually, there is/was a community of Jews that was taken into custody



Whistle
jjanecka Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 1:21 PM EST
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You gotta have the gubment's approval to practice in China. The police come in and smash a lot of underground Catholic altars, they've detained and arrested Bishops. I bet it's the same for Jews.

They had some big battle with 20 million killed back before Mao with some insurrectionist leader that thought he was the Brother of Christ. In total they claim 100 million were killed. Ever since then the govt has been leery of all religions.
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 2:48 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Whistle

WHERE'S ROY COHN?
delta1 Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 3:56 PM EST
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Trump is sending out a search party with shovels...he's calling it a "witch hunt"...
DrafterX Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 4:08 PM EST
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My mom used to make me go out into da woods to catch snipes every night... Sad
delta1 Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 4:14 PM EST
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Snipe hunt...with flashlight, burlap sack and a coupla rocks?
DrafterX Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 4:25 PM EST
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Yep.. never caught one tho... Looking back I wonder about Mom's intentions.... Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 8:10 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Yep.. never caught one tho... Looking back I wonder about Mom's intentions.... Mellow


What's to wonder, she was trying to get laid without your annoying ass knocking on the door every 5 minutes asking for some water. Duh
DrafterX Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Jan 5 2018, 9:33 PM EST
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Mellow
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