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Poor Hodor 500...
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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Poor Hodor... Sad
SmokeMonkey Offline
#2 Posted:
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Poor Hodor. Holding that door for CROS cost him everything.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
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Ya.... Poor Hodor and CROS... Sad
teedubbya Offline
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Screw hodor AND cros
SmokeMonkey Offline
#5 Posted:
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At the same time?
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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OhMyGod
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
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Did you cry when Hodor got de-boned..?? Huh
bgz Offline
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More importantly did you cry when hodor boned you?

(Picture that one minute, big ass hodor pounding you through the door... hodor... hodor... hoooodooor... hoooooooodoooooor .... HOOOODOR HOOODOOOOR HOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!)
MACS Offline
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Is this the new 500?

And stuff...
deadeyedick Offline
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It's started really bad. Maybe it won't make the cut.
danmdevries Online
#11 Posted:
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What's a hordorr?
danmdevries Online
#12 Posted:
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is it one of those people that save every bit of stuff n junk they get their hands on and stack it up in their house until they're crapping in the corner because the bathroom is blocked?
Ram27 Offline
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MACS wrote:
Is this the new 500?

And stuff...
Yes. ram27bat



Congrats X


Applause Applause ram27bat Applause Applause


DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
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Ram..!! Laugh
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Ram is up late!
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted:
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Ya.. Ram be cool hell.. Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#17 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Ram is up late!





Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
danmdevries Online
#18 Posted:
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Morning/gnite ram
danmdevries Online
#19 Posted:
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I gotta be up early tomorrow.

New thing we're doing at work. Getting oral swabs for cotinine. If positive "you're disqualified from the standard tobacco free discount " for insurance. Your rates double, maybe more.

Getting blood drawn too. They "suggest" annual lab work. But if you don't participate, your rates double. Just like the cotinine swab, it's totally optional....

I've abstained from any nicotine since 12/10. I've got a pipe and lighter in my truck for tomorrow. I never smoke in my truck, but this is gonna be an exception. I've been tempted to buy a pack of Camels, it's been 10 years since my last cigarette.
DrafterX Offline
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Those Bassards..!! Mad
danmdevries Online
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DrafterX wrote:
Those Bassards..!! Mad


My favorite is the emails about this totally optional thing to promote personal wellness. Initially they had us sign a form saying we did 20 minutes of physical activity every day. Then it turned into providing proof of gym membership and attendance. Now you need to have a fitness tracker connected to the Insurance account. If you don't, your rates double. But it's a totally optional and 100% voluntary program.

My dog has a fit bit on her collar. Saves me about 8k a year.
Ewok126 Offline
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I tell you, I just get so pissed at these companies pushing so much control on one's life. I understand it is a bit more risk but jesus. Is this not what you are paying them for the majority of your whole entire working career? If I got drilled like this with anything else I was purchasing I would tell um to shove it up there self righteous asses and hope their whole family gets crotch rot. Got you by the balls to save a damn dime. Sonsabitches! Cursing

LMAOOOOOOOO I love the fitbit on the dog. Way to show the man by God!

Grats X on winning the 500.

Man I had forgot about Hodor ( sigh )
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-4/-13.
TMCTLT Offline
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-5...high of 9 today....Fooooooock!!!! fog
SmokeMonkey Offline
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Good morning, y’all
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27/22 presently with projected high of 49.

Good day to make a pot of chili and that would be without beans.
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danmdevries wrote:
is it one of those people that save every bit of stuff n junk they get their hands on and stack it up in their house until they're crapping in the corner because the bathroom is blocked?


Don't criticize and judge Mr. Jones unless you have walked in his shoes. Herfing
DrafterX Offline
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Cool Dudes....
Ewok126 Offline
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X, SmokeMonkey, BuckWheat and all the other good BOTL out there.

GOOD MORNING! I hope you all have a great Friday.

One more post for me then off to bed.
DrafterX Offline
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Pancakes, eggs & bacons... BigGrin
Hank_The_Tank Offline
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Hodor?

Felt like -23 this morning. High of 7.

Morning, all.
DrafterX Offline
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4tlXwlIC4dQ

Mellow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAaxG8DHoiQ
danmdevries Online
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Passed my cotinine swab test today.

Celebrated with a bowl of Plum Pudding.
DrafterX Offline
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Hanging at the dentist... 22 minutes waiting past my appointment time.... They're about to piss a brother off... Mellow
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7 & -12.

Two weeks without an adobe 32 degree day.

I'm about to go all The Shining soon.
DrafterX Offline
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Do you have an axe..?? Ram has a bat... Mellow
delta1 Offline
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didja get pissy?
DrafterX Offline
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No... Worked out ok... She was pretty cute... Mellow
danmdevries Online
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Making brined and parmesan crusted pork chops, and collard greens for dinner. Started on it yesterday.

Wife's mad I been in the kitchen for hours, and that I'm not "making anything good"

I dunno why I try.
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What time we eating^^^ sounds good to me
MACS Offline
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First 12 hour night shift in 4 years... my ass was so kicked at 6am. I slept from 7:30 to 2:45.
Ewok126 Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
Making brined and parmesan crusted pork chops, and collard greens for dinner. Started on it yesterday.

Wife's mad I been in the kitchen for hours, and that I'm not "making anything good"

I dunno why I try.



Here let me help you out, Repeat after me.....


"Biatch you can eat corn flakes. WTF makes you think this is for you? This is for my appreciative GF!"

When you can get to where you can say it loud and clear then you will be all set! Beer
Ewok126 Offline
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Hodor?




Ummm Confused

https://goo.gl/r6tR6u
danmdevries Online
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Ewok, I told her she could eat the food I made or get her own. She bitches about me making a mess too, but I never leave a dish unwashed when I cook.

She had cereal tonight.

Pork chops turned out fantastic. Collards were perfect seasoning, but didn't have enough leaf against the meats. Grocery store only had 3 bunches on the shelf, I would normally use 5.
danmdevries Online
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MACS wrote:
First 12 hour night shift in 4 years... my ass was so kicked at 6am. I slept from 7:30 to 2:45.


I miss 8's a lot.

But have so much more time off work doing 12's
danmdevries Online
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So now that I'm officially tobacco free, I've done 3 bowls in my pipes, and sitting down now with a 1992 OpusX
Ewok126 Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
Ewok, I told her she could eat the food I made or get her own. She bitches about me making a mess too, but I never leave a dish unwashed when I cook.

She had cereal tonight.

Pork chops turned out fantastic. Collards were perfect seasoning, but didn't have enough leaf against the meats. Grocery store only had 3 bunches on the shelf, I would normally use 5.



Man that sounds delicious. You have my Envy.



Never leave a dish unwashed but yet she still bitches.......

Sounds like it is past time to trade in for a new model.


Years ago my wife pulled this. I worked 3rd shift 16 hours on the night before valentines day. That morning after work I went shopping for her a gift. It took me quite a few hours to find the perfect gift. I found a huge balloon that had a large stuffed bear inside it holding a 14k gold necklace and pendant in it. Damn thing costed me over 300 bucks.

After getting home I walked into a pissed off woman. She was fussing because I was late getting home. I apologized for not calling to let her know but didn't want to give away the fact I was shopping for her a gift. After she calmed down I went to the truck and brought in her gift.

When I brought it in and gave it to her she looked at it then chewed me out for spending the money and she also said "Why this I needed a damn broom." I had no clue the one she owned was broken.

After about 2 minutes of listening to this chit I got up, got the balloon and started walking towards the door. She asked where are you going. I said "Taking this dang thing back to the store and getting my damn money back" She came running out the the yard grabbed the balloon and told me "Thank You" I told her then I will never let you forget this lesson until the day I die.

Since then every year for Christmas, She gets a wooden broom from me and nothing else. She has 19 brooms now so I never have to worry about looking for one throughout the house or garage.

Granted, I do make up for it on her Birthday, Anniversaries, and just plane old because I can times but I will never tell her that is why she gets great gifts during those times. On Christmas she knows a broom is coming with a note that reads. Every Witch needs more than one, Love Santa.

EDIT: You know, now that I think about it and it got me to laughing, Throughout all these years we have moved all over the US from East to West Coast and everywhere in between. She makes it a point to take every single broom with us not ever leaving one behind. She learned well.
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Burner02 wrote:
Good day to make a pot of chili and that would be without beans.



Chili turned out pretty damn good. Next time around, think I will do a pot roast in the crock pot and add the pot roast to the chili. Should be outstanding.
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I'll add other leftover meats to chili when I can.. but I still like the texture of ground beef in there too... Mellow
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