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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 11:41 AM EST
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And ask for money and you say no, do you get put on a list..?? Huh
gummy jones Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 11:42 AM EST
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They are so pushy and even threatening. I called the sheriff to complain and they said I was the fifth or so harassment complaint they received that morning.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 11:47 AM EST
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Sad really... I'd donate locally but who knows where the money would go over the phone... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 12:04 PM EST
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the police call you? and ask for money? wtf? and it's not a scam? wtf again...
8trackdisco Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 12:21 PM EST
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A couple years ago, the DARE officer at my kids school was caught embezzling money from donations.

Instantly lost respect for the police.

Reap what they sew.

A year previous, his assistant principal was busted for doing the same with a popcorn fund. $300.

Instantly lost respect for school administators.

Reap what you sew.
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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Years ago, my Father owned a restaurant. He got sick at one point so I stepped in and was running it for him while also doing a regular full time job. I got a call from my boss one day at work that the Sheriff had called and was looking for me. WTF? I didn't know what the hell was going on so I called him and asked what he needed. He was just wondering if the restaurant wanted to donate some gift certificates to the Police Ball that year. I was f*cking livid. I told him to go f*ck himself and that him calling me at my regular job in his capacity as Sheriff was the most unprofessional thing I had ever seen and he could stay the f*ck outta my restaurant. F*ck him and da police.
qmech Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 2:04 PM EST
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Speaking as an officer of the leaf fog your names are now written down in the big book of no no's ...ram27bat
Q

PS You should consider one or two off sticks does not mean the bunch is rotten...
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 3:28 PM EST
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Damn.. I was afraid of that... Sad



And I gots respect for most cops... Dad & Grandpa were cops.. I came real close... Had a job with the BIA but didn't follow thru.... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 3:50 PM EST
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every so often we get calls looking for donations for the police.
Always a booming voice guy, usually starts out with something like "Mr. Franjk1, this is John Irishname from the Localtown Police. Can we count on you for blah blah blah?"

I say, "Hi John. Are you a member of the localtown police, or do you work for the fundraising company?"

After he admits he is not a cop, I apologize and tell him I do not donate to any causes over the phone.

The vast majority of these donations goes to the fundraisers, not the police.
Ewok126 Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 4:00 PM EST
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I don't know if it gets you on a no no list but I can tell you this.

One year I had got a call for a donation for our local. I made a donation and in return they sent me a little package that contained 6 mini jars of jam. I was like Meh it was cool. About 3 months later I was running late for my PADI class so I was speeding doing 55 in a 35. I got pulled over. The officer took my license and then came back. He said and I quote. "You the guy that donated 50 bucks to the local police department?" I said yes sir. He asked how I liked the jams, I told him the strawberry was my favorite. He said "very nice, just a warning slow it down and sent me on my way.

It would have been one thing if it was in a small backwoods town but Hickory NC is not small, So yeah....
delta1 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 5:43 PM EST
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Most of those telephone charities are scams who give only a very small percentage of their proceeds to law enforcement organizations to stay inside legal lines, and pocket the rest

Make it a rule #1: do not send money to people who call you saying they are a charity and ask for donations to their "cause"

Rule #2: ignore/screen all calls from telephonic fundraisers.

Rule #3: if a telephone charity knows your number is live (you violated rules 1 and 2), block their number because your phone will ring incessantly
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 6:33 PM EST
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Hang up...

But I always burst out laughing before I do...
BUT....OVER THE LAST 1-2 YEARS I SAY :

"WHEN THAT SCUMBAG S.S.G. FIELD CHIEF GARY O'CONNOR RETURNS THE MILLION ++ IN CASH HE AND HIS FBI FIELD AGENTS STOLE FROM MY HOUSE IN 2013....
I'LL SEND YOU $20 BUCKS...TILL THEN...NO WAY IN HELL"

THEN I HANG UP.

( PLEASE NOTE : I A.M. A PROFESSIONAL AND
I A.M. ALREADY "ON DA' LIST" WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO LOSE....SO, I COULD CARE LESS)
Whistlebritches Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 6:34 PM EST
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No...........bout once or twice a year we throw a little BBQ shindig for the police department,fire department and Sherriff's office.Feed them and get them drunk once or twice a year and they leave you alone.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 6:36 PM EST
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I think Shana might be SSG...Mellow
watchurai Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 6:53 PM EST
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well, at least they do it over the phone, instead of in person after a few solid backhands and a firearm brandish...although I am fairly sure that still happens in Miami. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 7:34 PM EST
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Do they take credit cards..?? Huh
Speyside Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 8:12 PM EST
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I get calls from the local police to donate. The problem is they don't serve my area, the county sheriffs do. When I tell them this there is a silent pause, then an oops, then a hang up.
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 9:27 PM EST
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#13 Whistle ^^^ since your a well known "I feed my hole out back" kinda law enforcement related job guy ( to these guys you involite to your house....)
Do they wait till you get SHIITFACED drunk, then ruffie your drink
And proceed to carefully dissect & and leave no traces
Of every possible hiding place in your house, garage , car and yard?

Believe me...if I ever get near you...
I will...
Guarenteed...100%

After you "go to work"...
8trackdisco Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 9:35 PM EST
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qmech wrote:
Speaking as an officer of the leaf fog your names are now written down in the big book of no no's ...ram27bat
Q

PS You should consider one or two off sticks does not mean the bunch is rotten...


I was speaking of my son.

I've had two experiences with dirty cops myself. Understanding most are good. You just need one bad one, one time.
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 9:47 PM EST
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Mellow
dkeage Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 10:13 PM EST
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7-TTWgiYL4

Sarcasm
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 10:36 PM EST
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30 days in the hole
30 days in the hole
30 days in the hole
That's what they give you
30 days in the hole
Whistlebritches Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 10:40 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
#13 Whistle ^^^ since your a well known "I feed my hole out back" kinda law enforcement related job guy ( to these guys you involite to your house....)
Do they wait till you get SHIITFACED drunk, then ruffie your drink
And proceed to carefully dissect & and leave no traces
Of every possible hiding place in your house, garage , car and yard?

Believe me...if I ever get near you...
I will...
Guarenteed...100%

After you "go to work"...


No ........a group of us have an appreciation day in the park.Small community,3 police officers,3 Sherriff's deputies plus the Sherriff and about 12-14 volunteer firefighters.Plus we usually get 12-15 other popo's(other small towns in the area and DPS Officers)and firefighters.Always a good time and they leave me the **** alone during their fundraisers and I never get ticketed.Win,win,win...........
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 10:41 PM EST
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Laugh
Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 11:44 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Laugh

That's what I was singing.. luckily it was just one night... There was a hole in the ceiling and a solid steel door.. if it had rained I prolly woulda got wet.. Mellow

why no call? this hurts me to hear about it now.
DrafterX Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 11:50 PM EST
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Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Jan 6 2018, 11:56 PM EST
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alright, but I still don't think it was your mistake.
DrafterX Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 12:03 AM EST
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. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 12:05 AM EST
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Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 12:06 AM EST
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..d'oh!
Mr. Jones Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 12:12 AM EST
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#23 whistle... That's smart...having it at a park and not your house...
Just f$kin' with you about the "visit", DRAFTERX was watching you check "the hole" after reading my text...now he knows the location .... :)

DRAFTERX, sounds like the **** hole jail you were in 30 years ago had a second floor or a first floor above "the hole" they put you in...with a missing toilet directly above your noggin..that "rain" was jailer pee...
DrafterX Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 12:14 AM EST
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Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 12:15 AM EST
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Mellow
Speyside Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 9:28 AM EST
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Jonesy, you make me smile and feel bad for you at the same time.
Whistlebritches Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 1:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
every so often we get calls looking for donations for the police.
Always a booming voice guy, usually starts out with something like "Mr. Franjk1, this is John Irishname from the Localtown Police.


Really.......Irish cops in Boston.......who woulda thunk.

Has Lik McGroin ever called you or were they all late night rendezvous?
JadeRose Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 2:00 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Really.......Irish cops in Boston.......who woulda thunk.

Has Lik McGroin ever called you or were they all late night rendezvous?






I'm guessing it was his brother Pat
RMAN4443 Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 2:11 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Really.......Irish cops in Boston.......who woulda thunk.

Has Lik McGroin ever called you or were they all late night rendezvous?

I keep getting calls from Sgt. Phil McCrackin
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Jan 7 2018, 6:19 PM EST
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bunch o' wize arses
jjanecka Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 12:56 PM EST
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Frank did you turn out ok with that whole frozen shark thing and all?
delta1 Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 1:03 PM EST
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res ipsa loquiter
frankj1 Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 1:32 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Frank did you turn out ok with that whole frozen shark thing and all?

at least it wasn't my uncle, the loan shark
plinytheelder Offline
#42 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 1:35 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
I came real close...


K9 corps?

delta1 wrote:
Most of those telephone charities are scams who give only a very small percentage of their proceeds to law enforcement organizations to stay inside legal lines, and pocket the rest


This. They're scams that skim most of the donations for "expenses".
Buckwheat Offline
#43 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 1:38 PM EST
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"When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun
When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting on death row"
delta1 Offline
#44 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 1:50 PM EST
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talk about a rock and a hard place...
8trackdisco Offline
#45 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 6:30 PM EST
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plinytheelder wrote:
K9 corps?

This. They're scams that skim most of the donations for "expenses".



I'm a fan of the Mexican Federales Plan. Just pay the cops per stop. No handling fees.
tamapatom Offline
#46 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 8:12 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
#23 whistle... That's smart...having it at a park and not your house...
Just f$kin' with you about the "visit", DRAFTERX was watching you check "the hole" after reading my text...now he knows the location .... :)

DRAFTERX, sounds like the **** hole jail you were in 30 years ago had a second floor or a first floor above "the hole" they put you in...with a missing toilet directly above your noggin..that "rain" was jailer pee...

It's not nice to pee on drafter. He has connections.
frankj1 Offline
#47 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 8:18 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
It's not nice to pee on drafter. He has connections.

that's what I heard
Whistlebritches Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 9:05 PM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
It's not nice to pee on drafter. He has connections.


I pee'd on Drafter.To this day he still swears best golden shower ever..........and warmest
Phil222 Offline
#49 Posted: Mon, Jan 8 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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I typically don't answer when the police call me...old habits.
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