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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#101 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
If ewok doesn't want it, I agree with him that it should go to someone else. I change my vote to yaro.
LetsRock Offline
#102 Posted:
Joined: 01-23-2012
Posts: 4,595
T Z wrote:
Alot of you dont know what the Donkey King is .It was started to help noobs build creds with the fogs. It was started before my time here.The king would gather his noobs to bomb A FOG . But it seems like you all are not interested in this


+1 and correct me if I am wrong but it isn't up to the noobs to appoint themselves or anyone else the Donkey King. Even when I was stirring the pot I received Busa's blessing before doing so.
bgz Offline
#103 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
I never even knew about a donkey king until last week when all this sh17 started.
Ewok126 Offline
#104 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
bgz wrote:
I never even knew about a donkey king until last week when all this sh17 started.


Nor did I until my name got brought into it. Honestly I still got no idea what it is, or how its done and NO I aint searching chit because when I do if it is over a month old I get an error and that's it. I am all for being involved in helping in bombing runs though cause that chit is fun.
ypetryna Offline
#105 Posted:
Joined: 07-19-2012
Posts: 1,323
Eh whatever. if ewok wants out, or doesnt want to split it, then imm just do it if thats what the masses want, then so be it. ill do it now that i know what it is. and to end this nonesense.

T Z wrote:
Alot of you dont know what the Donkey King is .It was started to help noobs build creds with the fogs. It was started before my time here.The king would gather his noobs to bomb A FOG . But it seems like you all are not interested in this

if this is the duty, then lets do it. you know how to reach me. let finally put this to rest, so someone smart can do something usefull, like set up some Superbowl cigar squares or something. but im changing Donkey King to DK. so that way i can claim it as douche king.

if you want to do this, let me know.
Ewok126 Offline
#106 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
ypetryna wrote:
Eh whatever. if ewok wants out, or doesnt want to split it, then imm just do it if thats what the masses want, then so be it. ill do it now that i know what it is. and to end this nonesense.

T Z wrote:
Alot of you dont know what the Donkey King is .It was started to help noobs build creds with the fogs. It was started before my time here.The king would gather his noobs to bomb A FOG . But it seems like you all are not interested in this

if this is the duty, then lets do it. you know how to reach me. let finally put this to rest, so someone smart can do something usefull, like set up some Superbowl cigar squares or something. but im changing Donkey King to DK. so that way i can claim it as douche king.

if you want to do this, let me know.



Yeah I think it would be best if some other than I done it. I cant depend on my brain function to hold solid enough to not let people down. If I could I would love it for sure and I would also have a job. I just don't want people depending on me to do such when I can't even depend on myself to take my life and death saving medication. If it wasn't for my wife I would have died a couple years ago.
RMAN4443 Offline
#107 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
ypetryna wrote:
Eh whatever. if ewok wants out, or doesnt want to split it, then imm just do it if thats what the masses want, then so be it. ill do it now that i know what it is. and to end this nonesense.

T Z wrote:
Alot of you dont know what the Donkey King is .It was started to help noobs build creds with the fogs. It was started before my time here.The king would gather his noobs to bomb A FOG . But it seems like you all are not interested in this

if this is the duty, then lets do it. you know how to reach me. let finally put this to rest, so someone smart can do something usefull, like set up some Superbowl cigar squares or something. but im changing Donkey King to ****** HeD. so that way i can claim it as douche king.

if you want to do this, let me know.


OhMyGod I guess I should have used Richard HeD
ypetryna Offline
#108 Posted:
Joined: 07-19-2012
Posts: 1,323
RMAN4443 wrote:
OhMyGod I guess I should have used Richard HeD


i mean were all adults here, why cant we use adult words. i mean they could start a swear jar and then bring back sending out matchboxes. i may have watched darkest hour yesterday and am feeling a bit nostalgic.
RMAN4443 Offline
#109 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
ypetryna wrote:
i mean were all adults here, why cant we use adult words. i mean they could start a swear jar and then bring back sending out matchboxes. i may have watched darkest hour yesterday and am feeling a bit nostalgic.

I actually used D E E K in my post,without the spaces........ gosh darn it and golly gee!d'oh!
NapalmMan67 Offline
#110 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
Posts: 2,514
I bow to no King. I will not be subjugated! I am a barbaric heathen.


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gummy jones Offline
#111 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Dilly dilly
T Z Offline
#112 Posted:
Joined: 05-28-2008
Posts: 3,120
looks like Yaro is ready to handle this position. if you are willing to except the responsibility of putting the noobs in some what control I think you would make a good Donkey King . Let me know what say you all so I can send the crown
corey sellers Offline
#113 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Applause

Beer

This is good day so proud of my noob

Ewok126 Offline
#114 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Dilly Dilly!

Send that crown to him fast before this chit gets changed again lmaooo.

Now I get to say it...

BIG GRATS Yaro! You snowflake Bwahahahahahahaha
Phil222 Offline
#115 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,911
"May noobs respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And heaven accept you."

Cheers, Yaro...Beer
corey sellers Offline
#116 Posted:
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Posts: 10,339
Aren't you the vice donkey king
Ewok126 Offline
#117 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Aren't you the vice donkey king

Is who vice donkey king Phil?
corey sellers Offline
#118 Posted:
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You are second in charge my friend the way I look at it
Ewok126 Offline
#119 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
You are second in charge my friend the way I look at it



I will take charge of keeping the bathrooms clean. Also someone has to make sure we don't run out of them paper ass gaskets you put on the seats. Don't want no one catching the Hep from when our new king misses the toilet!
corey sellers Offline
#120 Posted:
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We will let hank take care of that he seems good at that end

Hahaha ha
crgcpro Offline
#121 Posted:
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Posts: 7,867
I think it's funny that you guys were picking on Hank the Mooch for wanting to be the new Donkey King because of his Moochiness.

He would be replacing the former Donkey King that would get bombed then 3 months later he would sell the cigars back to the noobs. I can't be the only one that ever noticed that happening.
corey sellers Offline
#122 Posted:
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Posts: 10,339
Haha
Ewok126 Offline
#123 Posted:
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crgcpro wrote:
I think it's funny that you guys were picking on Hank the Mooch for wanting to be the new Donkey King because of his Moochiness.

He would be replacing the former Donkey King that would get bombed then 3 months later he would sell the cigars back to the noobs. I can't be the only one that ever noticed that happening.



I have not been here long enough to even know what a DK was. I do now though. But man, thats mucked up if that be true.


No I like to pick with Hank because well hes Hank. I mean he loves Gurkhas so yeah Anxious
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#124 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
crgcpro wrote:
I think it's funny that you guys were picking on Hank the Mooch for wanting to be the new Donkey King because of his Moochiness.

He would be replacing the former Donkey King that would get bombed then 3 months later he would sell the cigars back to the noobs. I can't be the only one that ever noticed that happening.


That is pretty messed up. Yikes.
RMAN4443 Offline
#125 Posted:
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Posts: 7,683
NapalmMan67 wrote:
I bow to no King. I will not be subjugated! I am a barbaric heathen.


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Yeah,I've heard that about you Anxious lol
bgz Offline
#126 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
crgcpro wrote:
I think it's funny that you guys were picking on Hank the Mooch for wanting to be the new Donkey King because of his Moochiness.

He would be replacing the former Donkey King that would get bombed then 3 months later he would sell the cigars back to the noobs. I can't be the only one that ever noticed that happening.


LMFAO, that's f'd up.

Before my time...
frankj1 Offline
#127 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
Ewok126 wrote:
I will take charge of keeping the bathrooms clean. Also someone has to make sure we don't run out of them paper ass gaskets you put on the seats. Don't want no one catching the Hep from when our new king misses the toilet!

can ya order some that mark an "F" for front, please?

this can be critically important info for some of the, um, "blessed" members.

Thanks,
Frankie Tripod
Ewok126 Offline
#128 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
frankj1 wrote:
can ya order some that mark an "F" for front, please?

this can be critically important info for some of the, um, "blessed" members.

Thanks,
Frankie Tripod



Brother I am one step ahead of you. I stopped and bought a giant sharpie marker today. I got my son in there writing the big F on all of them. I just hope he aint putting it on the wrong side, I better go check.Anxious
RMAN4443 Offline
#129 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
Brother I am one step ahead of you. I stopped and bought a giant sharpie marker today. I got my son in there writing the big F on all of them. I just hope he aint putting it on the wrong side, I better go check.Anxious

The F is for Frank......for us mere mortals they are Omni-directional......I could use it sideways and it wouldn't matterNot talking
Just Relax Offline
#130 Posted:
Joined: 09-26-2016
Posts: 587
crgcpro wrote:
I think it's funny that you guys were picking on Hank the Mooch for wanting to be the new Donkey King because of his Moochiness.

He would be replacing the former Donkey King that would get bombed then 3 months later he would sell the cigars back to the noobs. I can't be the only one that ever noticed that happening.


I think this is why we are against it and didn't want to be associated with it (if this was the intent). I really think Hank has good intentions but the perception that was put out in the beginning sure didn't seem like it. I'm rooting for Hank to prove us wrong.

I'm all for keeping this alive but the intentions have to be such that the goal is repayment of good deeds and knowledge shared, not to stock up on return fires.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#131 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
Posts: 2,514
crgcpro wrote:
I think it's funny that you guys were picking on Hank the Mooch for wanting to be the new Donkey King because of his Moochiness.

He would be replacing the former Donkey King that would get bombed then 3 months later he would sell the cigars back to the noobs. I can't be the only one that ever noticed that happening.



Yup. I bought a 5ver from him one time and someone PMsd me that same intel. But hey, I also got a neoprene surgical glove with the cigars. Thankfully it looked unused... Eh?




RMAN4443 wrote:
Yeah,I've heard that about you Anxious lol


So I got that going for me. Think
T Z Offline
#132 Posted:
Joined: 05-28-2008
Posts: 3,120
ypetryna wrote:
Eh whatever. if ewok wants out, or doesnt want to split it, then imm just do it if thats what the masses want, then so be it. ill do it now that i know what it is. and to end this nonesense.

T Z wrote:
Alot of you dont know what the Donkey King is .It was started to help noobs build creds with the fogs. It was started before my time here.The king would gather his noobs to bomb A FOG . But it seems like you all are not interested in this

if this is the duty, then lets do it. you know how to reach me. let finally put this to rest, so someone smart can do something usefull, like set up some Superbowl cigar squares or something. but im changing Donkey King to DK. so that way i can claim it as douche king.

if you want to do this, let me know.

Looks like you have been crowned. You need to send me your info because my wife threw away all of everyone's addy cleaning the office
corey sellers Offline
#133 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
Applause

Beer

Herfing

This a proud day my noob is the new donkey king he will be good at it no doubt now what the hell does this mean hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

That was for you Frankie the tripod ^^^
corey sellers Offline
#134 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,339
I would say the first one to bomb would be TZ cause he is the that brought this up and I heard he is



LOW

I mean he is smoking from the gas station samplers right now
T Z Offline
#135 Posted:
Joined: 05-28-2008
Posts: 3,120
corey sellers wrote:
I would say the first one to bomb would be TZ cause he is the that brought this up and I heard he is



LOW

I mean he is smoking from the gas station samplers right now

stop your cr-p ..the DK is the first to be bombed
T Z Offline
#136 Posted:
Joined: 05-28-2008
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besides what is wrong with grape white owls
corey sellers Offline
#137 Posted:
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Good stuff there I think palama has one in the tubo with stinger and my signature on it he needs to share it but I think it's a pineapple which is better

And I agree let's bomb the donkey king how about a fiver from a few folks sounds good to me if we are going to do this pm me hahaha I am game
T Z Offline
#138 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
Good stuff there I think palama has one in the tubo with stinger and my signature on it he needs to share it but I think it's a pineapple which is better

And I agree let's bomb the donkey king how about a fiver from a few folks sounds good to me if we are going to do this pm me hahaha I am game

that is tradition as a way to welcome him/her to having to put up with yall
corey sellers Offline
#139 Posted:
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I am more than willing to bomb my noob
RMAN4443 Offline
#140 Posted:
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Posts: 7,683
corey sellers wrote:
I am more than willing to bomb my noob

Count me in......Yaro, do you mind if we call you the ASS King? Or maybe Jack for short? Beer
ypetryna Offline
#141 Posted:
Joined: 07-19-2012
Posts: 1,323
T Z wrote:
Looks like you have been crowned. You need to send me your info because my wife threw away all of everyone's addy cleaning the office



why
ypetryna Offline
#142 Posted:
Joined: 07-19-2012
Posts: 1,323
RMAN4443 wrote:
Count me in......Yaro, do you mind if we call you the ASS King? Or maybe Jack for short? Beer



Just call me ASS for short. Jack too long
frankj1 Offline
#143 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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T Z wrote:
besides what is wrong with grape white owls

always wondered...if you age grape white owls, do they become raisin white owls?
and how long does it take?
Speyside Offline
#144 Posted:
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The become dried grape, white owls too. Or would that be dried, grape white owls?
ypetryna Offline
#145 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
always wondered...if you age grape white owls, do they become raisin white owls?
and how long does it take?



if your RH is low, they become raisins, if it is high, then it becomes MadDog 20/20


uh heard this from a friend...
frankj1 Offline
#146 Posted:
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ypetryna wrote:
if your RH is low, they become raisins, if it is high, then it becomes MadDog 20/20


uh heard this from a friend...

obrigado
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#147 Posted:
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Blame TZ
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