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victor809 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Jan 15 2018, 6:27 PM EST
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http://www.pennlive.com/daily-buzz/2018/01/pa_pair_sought_for_stealing_cr.html

This is why I don't shop at walmart. What do you do when you catch these two criminal masterminds? They're in rascals....

I can just feel the white trash oooze out of those places.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Jan 15 2018, 6:39 PM EST
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should be easy to catch.

Just check local hospitals, they must have needed to get the scooters surgically removed.
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Jan 15 2018, 7:16 PM EST
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Seriously... how did they get away?

There's no way those rascals can outrun a person...

Was the person they stole the credit card from on a rascal as well?

Was this rascal on rascal crime?
bs_kwaj Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Jan 15 2018, 7:31 PM EST
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Wait for it....

Wait for it....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csuZHyW-iGI

Beer
JGKAMIN Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Jan 15 2018, 8:04 PM EST
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It seems being a fat lazy slob is the new handicap that has people driving these jazzies around. No shortage of these types at a Walmart.
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Jan 15 2018, 8:06 PM EST
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Just got back from Walmart... had to grab some medicine for the wife.

Douchebag in the parking lot casing cars, asked a guy for a light, then started walking around. I looked right at him as he came toward me and said, "Casing cars, eh douchebag? Why don't you get the **** out of here, ****?"

Then he says, "Oh, no... I just like that type of car". Yeah... an innocent douchebag would have been really pissed off that I assumed that he was casing cars, not making excuses for casing cars. He left rather quickly.
Phil222 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Jan 15 2018, 8:15 PM EST
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It takes ballz to use a getaway vehicle that tops out at 2 mph...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 12:28 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Seriously... how did they get away?

There's no way those rascals can outrun a person...

Was the person they stole the credit card from on a rascal as well?

Was this rascal on rascal crime?



This story needs a soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 12:29 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
He left rather quickly.


Or at least at the top speed of his rascal.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 1:24 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
This story needs a soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

perfect.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 1:38 PM EST
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Benefit of our local Walmart being in a relatively wealthy area....nowhere near as trashy as others. Been to a couple in poorer areas...yikes...never again.
delta1 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 3:40 PM EST
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yah...poor people give poor people a bad name...
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 4:18 PM EST
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http://www.pennlive.com/daily-buzz/2018/01/accused_walmart_scooter_bandit.html

The criminal masterminds have turned themselves in.

Now they just need their own show on TLC and the cycle will be complete.
Phil222 Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 4:22 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:

The criminal masterminds have turned themselves in.


Did they really turn themselves in, or did they run out of battery and need a lift home? Ha!
bgz Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jan 16 2018, 11:58 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2014
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At Walmart, even the secret shoppers are dumb af. One time I was there with my wife and some old bat (some old white lady...) Was following me around... And because I was there for no other purpose than yo tag along with the wife, I started screwing with her trying to act suspicious.

Anyway, we end up in the hair products isle and she pops up on the backside of it. So I decide to go see what she was looking at, and see she's checking out black hair products.

I look at her and start lmfao, then she starts laughing. Good times, she quit following me though.
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