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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 10:07 AM EST
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Even if I don't get elected as the next Donkey King, I think it about time us noobs rise up and retaliate against some of our "more seasoned" Cbid-ers.

I've had enough of these FOGS acting all high and mighty because they have been on the site forever. They think they can toss their weight around because of their longevity on a cigar forum. That's like saying they have had less of a life for longer than the rest of us. Bravo, congrats to all of you.

Have you ever noticed that these FOGS and VETS act like their crap doesn't stink? Of course they know more about cigars than many of us noobs, they have been smoking cigars longer than half of us have been alive. I bet most of them started out by having to grow their own tobacco, age it in a cave, roll it themselves and light it by striking two rocks together

They aren't the only ones that can do some serious damage.

Lets give these saggy tea-baggers what they deserve.

If you are new to the site in the last couple years or just still consider yourself a noob, PM me for details.

ram27bat

Noobs----> horse <---FOGS/VETS
LetsRock Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 10:13 AM EST
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Blink
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 10:17 AM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Blink


Trying to be our first victim?
LetsRock Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 10:24 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Trying to be our first victim?


No, just be aware. I did the same thing years ago and am still digging our from the carnage.

Good luck.
LetsRock Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 10:29 AM EST
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LetsRock Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 10:34 AM EST
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Mandoman Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 11:14 AM EST
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Dayum - striking rocks together?
In my day, if lightning didn't strike, we had to rely on friction, suck start our cigars.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 12:39 PM EST
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Seems like we have a lot of 1 and done noobs...tried to do some searching and having trouble finding my fellow noobs. So if you are out there and didn't get a PM from me, send one to me.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 12:47 PM EST
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Cities are going to burn, I can promise you that.
ypetryna Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:06 PM EST
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unwise
jjanecka Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:18 PM EST
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I too am not for this...
dstieger Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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LRock, please don't feed the mooch
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:40 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Even if I don't get elected as the next Donkey King, I think it about time us noobs rise up and retaliate against some of our "more seasoned" Cbid-ers.

I've had enough of these FOGS acting all high and mighty because they have been on the site forever. They think they can toss their weight around because of their longevity on a cigar forum. That's like saying they have had less of a life for longer than the rest of us. Bravo, congrats to all of you.

Have you ever noticed that these FOGS and VETS act like their crap doesn't stink? Of course they know more about cigars than many of us noobs, they have been smoking cigars longer than half of us have been alive. I bet most of them started out by having to grow their own tobacco, age it in a cave, roll it themselves and light it by striking two rocks together

They aren't the only ones that can do some serious damage.

Lets give these saggy tea-baggers what they deserve.

If you are new to the site in the last couple years or just still consider yourself a noob, PM me for details.

ram27bat

Noobs----> horse <---FOGS/VETS




STFU Hank
LetsRock Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:40 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
LRock, please don't feed the mooch


Mooch-O, Mooch-O Man......Hank wants to be a Mooch-O man
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:52 PM EST
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Ha, thats hilarious. No mooching here...just want to smack some old farts. I think I may move DMV to the top of the list.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:53 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Ha, thats hilarious. No mooching here...just want to smack some old farts. I think I may move DMV to the top of the list.



No...please...don't.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:54 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
LRock, please don't feed the mooch


Looks like someone else wants pushed to the top of the list....

ram27bat
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:54 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
No...please...don't.


Begging won't help your cause.
gummy jones Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 1:56 PM EST
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I hope I'm not too late.

I have a bundle of Ron Mexico churchhills I'm looking to upgrade to opus at minimum. Did I come to the right place?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 2:01 PM EST
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Any retaliation from the targets will result in further air strikes.
kombat96 Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 3:23 PM EST
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Noops trying to ****** measure again.





LetsRock Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 3:47 PM EST
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FOGS really love when you clip the ends of crappy smokes before you send them.

Brick wall
Phil222 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 3:53 PM EST
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ram27bat What's going on in here?!?
gummy jones Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 6:48 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
FOGS really love when you clip the ends of crappy smokes before you send them.

Brick wall


how do you clip the plastic tip without cracking it?
your response is appreciated
I'm trying to get this package out asap
Mandobro Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 7:30 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
how do you clip the plastic tip without cracking it?
your response is appreciated
I'm trying to get this package out asap

Specialty tool- Bris-o-matic. Works like a mayster
corey sellers Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 7:44 PM EST
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I would use my knifes but there dull right now
gummy jones Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 8:22 PM EST
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I have a sharpening stone in the garage somewhere. Give me a decade and maybe I'll find it.
Ewok126 Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Jan 17 2018, 9:20 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
Specialty tool- Bris-o-matic. Works like a mayster


Is that not the cutter that the Row of Digits guy has that cuts the ends of his glass tubos and also to cut both ends off the cello so his stogies will age overnight in his humidor?
NWStogie Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 12:23 PM EST
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I appreciate the call to arms, Charles. Noobs that stick around and don’t piss in the pool (much) can benefit from the vets, both in education and their generosity. Although I’m am not an obsessive poster, I spin through the forums on a daily basis and comment/contribute occasionally. I feel a tremendous amount of gratitude for the vets. When given the opportunity, I’ve done my best to be generous in return. I’ve focused my generosity on some vets over my time here. But I also feel like it is important for the not-so-noobs to take some of the burden off the vets and also focus on the noobs coming in behind us. Something about your post feels out-of-sorts to me. I try to focus my generosity with gratitude for the BOTL culture. Sure, there is a bit of salty banter that goes back and forth, but it’s the culture that keeps me coming back. This post feels more like d1ck-swinging. Are you getting where I’m coming from? If you really want to pound a vet, I’d be happy to help if you put your d1ck away, first.
Just Relax Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 12:31 PM EST
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Been trying to figure this out and how to respond. My response is I second exactly what Matt said.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 12:45 PM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
I appreciate the call to arms, Charles. Noobs that stick around and don’t piss in the pool (much) can benefit from the vets, both in education and their generosity. Although I’m am not an obsessive poster, I spin through the forums on a daily basis and comment/contribute occasionally. I feel a tremendous amount of gratitude for the vets. When given the opportunity, I’ve done my best to be generous in return. I’ve focused my generosity on some vets over my time here. But I also feel like it is important for the not-so-noobs to take some of the burden off the vets and also focus on the noobs coming in behind us. Something about your post feels out-of-sorts to me. I try to focus my generosity with gratitude for the BOTL culture. Sure, there is a bit of salty banter that goes back and forth, but it’s the culture that keeps me coming back. This post feels more like d1ck-swinging. Are you getting where I’m coming from? If you really want to pound a vet, I’d be happy to help if you put your d1ck away, first.


Sorry, no d1ck swinging at all, I was completely just trying to be funny and make it interesting. Just friendly banter. Like you said, this is all about thanking the VETS for all of their help and generosity. I have been smacked by a couple VETS and just want to give back a bit.
Phil222 Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 1:14 PM EST
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It didn't come off as swinging to me at all. I took it as him trying to bring some excitement to a board in which nothing much is currently going on. Why would he want to d!ck measure anyways? I heard one of these guys is a tripod.
RMAN4443 Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 1:54 PM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
I appreciate the call to arms, Charles. Noobs that stick around and don’t piss in the pool (much) can benefit from the vets, both in education and their generosity. Although I’m am not an obsessive poster, I spin through the forums on a daily basis and comment/contribute occasionally. I feel a tremendous amount of gratitude for the vets. When given the opportunity, I’ve done my best to be generous in return. I’ve focused my generosity on some vets over my time here. But I also feel like it is important for the not-so-noobs to take some of the burden off the vets and also focus on the noobs coming in behind us. Something about your post feels out-of-sorts to me. I try to focus my generosity with gratitude for the BOTL culture. Sure, there is a bit of salty banter that goes back and forth, but it’s the culture that keeps me coming back. This post feels more like d1ck-swinging. Are you getting where I’m coming from? If you really want to pound a vet, I’d be happy to help if you put your d1ck away, first.



+2 .........

I also don't get the shipping arrangements........you want everyone to pay shipping to ship to you(Hank), and then your gonna repackage and pay to ship to another destination???.......seems like a lot of unnecessary shipping time and money to me, but what do I know? Think
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#34 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:08 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
+2 .........

I also don't get the shipping arrangements........you want everyone to pay shipping to ship to you(Hank), and then your gonna repackage and pay to ship to another destination???.......seems like a lot of unnecessary shipping time and money to me, but what do I know? Think


That was confidential information......
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:14 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
+2 .........

I also don't get the shipping arrangements........you want everyone to pay shipping to ship to you(Hank), and then your gonna repackage and pay to ship to another destination???.......seems like a lot of unnecessary shipping time and money to me, but what do I know? Think



I just sent you some directives about this.

If the shipping arrangements are keeping anyone else from joining, shoot me a PM and I will explain and offer alternatives.
LetsRock Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:20 PM EST
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As a former chit stirrer myself back in the day, I am enjoying the show here.
gummy jones Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:22 PM EST
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Hamk the optics are bad. It seems like the mooch of all mooches. That is why you are getting push back.

We all send you great cigars so YOU can send them out in hopes of getting bombed in return? Why in the world would I donate 50 to 100 dollars to that cause?

This is real money we are talking about here. People make sacrifices to send these bombs. To exploit it for your own gain is despicable.

If that is not your real goal, or that there is no part of you with that goal then quickly speak up (although I'm not sure many will believe you).
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:30 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Hamk the optics are bad. It seems like the mooch of all mooches. That is why you are getting push back.

We all send you great cigars so YOU can send them out in hopes of getting bombed in return? Why in the world would I donate 50 to 100 dollars to that cause?

This is real money we are talking about here. People make sacrifices to send these bombs. To exploit it for your own gain is despicable.

If that is not your real goal, or that there is no part of you with that goal then quickly speak up (although I'm not sure many will believe you).



Since, there is some pushback in that regard, I am going to list the names of all who participated and put it in the box. The note to the FOG/VET will specifically say to not retaliate. If I get hit back and nobody else does, I will send some to each of the participants. I'm not in this for personal gain at all

Also, if people want to send their own mini-missiles, they are welcome to do so (I will provide the target once locked).

My whole thought behind it is that I want to make sure at least a single FOG/VET gets hit hard with some quality ammo. If I get enough quality and quantity, I was going to split it among multiple targets.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:45 PM EST
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Eh, just to make everyone happy, I will send updated directives to everyone to just send their own missiles and we will just do a single target. This isn't about me, but rather the noobs spanking/thanking our VETS/FOGS.
RMAN4443 Offline
#40 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:47 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Hamk the optics are bad. It seems like the mooch of all mooches. That is why you are getting push back.

We all send you great cigars so YOU can send them out in hopes of getting bombed in return? Why in the world would I donate 50 to 100 dollars to that cause?

This is real money we are talking about here. People make sacrifices to send these bombs. To exploit it for your own gain is despicable.

If that is not your real goal, or that there is no part of you with that goal then quickly speak up (although I'm not sure many will believe you).



+1...........I distinctly remember your "generosity" back in July for the OpFTH drive!!!!

http://www.cigarbid.com/...t-should-HanktheTank-Do-

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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#41 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:54 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
+1...........I distinctly remember your "generosity" back in July for the OpFTH drive!!!!

http://www.cigarbid.com/...t-should-HanktheTank-Do-

.


In which I sent money....................

Brick wall
Phil222 Offline
#42 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 2:56 PM EST
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This is already well worth the price of admission.

No0Bs: We eat our own...LOL
gummy jones Offline
#43 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 4:23 PM EST
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Gobble gobble
Burp

More noob please
Phil222 Offline
#44 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 4:36 PM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6PkDHuaXi8
ypetryna Offline
#45 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 6:13 PM EST
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oh man is this ending up being funny.
ypetryna Offline
#46 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 6:17 PM EST
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Loving the OpFTH plugs thou, the CAT this year will be sooner and hopefully stronger!
Ewok126 Offline
#47 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 6:32 PM EST
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ypetryna wrote:
Loving the OpFTH plugs thou, the CAT this year will be sooner and hopefully stronger!



Yeah last video I had seen that FDA chit really *****ed over them folks. It broke my heart to see how empty the shelfs where.
Ewok126 Offline
#48 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 6:37 PM EST
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Talk about kicking a guy in da nuts when he's trying to do something good. The ganja must be kick arse to make one that paranoid.

LOL I am sorry I forget you old farts think skunk weed is some strong stuffs lmaooooo.

Hank, I hope you knock them FOG's so dang hard their dentures lose teeth.
bgz Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 7:21 PM EST
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Ewok... you must be new here...

Hank does sh1t like this from time to time and needs to get smacked back into reality.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Jan 18 2018, 7:32 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Ewok... you must be new here...

Hank does sh1t like this from time to time and needs to get smacked back into reality.



I have never tried to start an uprising against the FOGS...lol

A guy can't try to do a nice thing without being shat on. I don't want jackshat in return.
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