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NOOB MILITIA . . . what da ?
jespear Offline
#1 Posted:
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So I get home from dropping my wife off to baby sit our new granddaughter, and there on my front patio are two rather large boxes . I immediately look at the return addresses to see that one is from Hank the Tank, and the other just used MY addy as a return address. (It had a Jacksonville postmark !) Think
I don't know who was responsible for this organized hit, whether it was Hank, or someone else who was in the running for DONKEY KING.
WHOEVER it was, you had the right idea . . . You just picked the WRONG target !
There are SO MANY other Vets here that are WAY more deserving.
Do your research next time, Donkey King,(whoever you are). Hell . . . I have never even "picked up" a noob.
Ask FishingGuitarMan. He'll verify that.
I am at a loss as to why I was targeted. I guess it's just the craziness that is the CBid community, so Thank You to all who were a part of this . Much appreciated . . . REALLY !

Okay . . . on to the cigars.
In the box that came from Hank and HIS co-conspirators, were the cigars on the top row of the pic. There was also a note from Hank telling me that I have been hit by the NOOB MILITIA .
He also added a personal thank you for my "contributions" to the forums, (whatever THAT means).
The box from Jacksonville and HIS co-conspirators, had the cigars on the bottom row of the pic.
30 cigars in all !


I truly appreciate this RAOK, but like I said . . . NEXT TIME pick a more deserving BOTL !
(There really are MANY to choose from !)

Thanks again !

jes
noob militia hit.jpg
doeshin Offline
#2 Posted:
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I know who the co-conspirator is. see if the laranja and Roma Craft is dated and should read like 12/17 ish... UH huh. we are on to u PL222. Jacksonville.

check out my pic and see the similarities....
corey sellers Offline
#3 Posted:
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Couldn't have happened to a better guy good job
Phil222 Offline
#4 Posted:
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I had nothing to do with this and LMAO @ that PerfecXion A...I guess not a bad way to spend 5 hours?? Muhahahaha!
jjanecka Offline
#5 Posted:
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Jes I'll take that A and that LGC no 4 if you're looking to retaliate against the newbs. HAHA!!!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#6 Posted:
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Muahahahaahahahaha

You sir, have been very generous to me...just a little thank you. Enjoy!

Don't even think about fixing your patio yet.....just saying....

Those two unbanded are CC's as well.



General Hank the Tank

NOOB MILITIA
jespear Offline
#7 Posted:
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doeshin wrote:
I know who the co-conspirator is. see if the laranja and Roma Craft is dated and should read like 12/17 ish... UH huh. we are on to u PL222. Jacksonville.

check out my pic and see the similarities....

Yep . . . 12/17.





Phil222 wrote:
I had nothing to do with this and LMAO @ that PerfecXion A...I guess not a bad way to spend 5 hours?? Muhahahaha!

Sorry Phil, but doeshin already tossed you under da bus.





Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Muahahahaahahahaha

You sir, have been very generous to me...just a little thank you. Enjoy!

Don't even think about fixing your patio yet.....just saying....

Those two unbanded are CC's as well.



General Hank the Tank

NOOB MILITIA

So, am I to understand that the ENTIRE top row is from YOU, Hank, and that the ENTIRE bottom row is from Phil , and that neither one of you had co-conspirators in the RAOK ?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#8 Posted:
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The NOOB MILITIA works as one. (Despite coming from different missile launch sites)
jespear Offline
#9 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
The NOOB MILITIA works as one. (Despite coming from different missile launch sites)


That doesn't answer my question. Not talking
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#10 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
That doesn't answer my question. Not talking


What is your question, exactly?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#11 Posted:
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You are correct on who sent what...if that was the question. We are all sending separate strikes. No combined boxes. All from our individual stashes.
T Z Offline
#12 Posted:
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right on ..John hank has brought it upon himself to try to bring the noobs together. Good job Hank. I was trying to get the old Donkey King thing going again but Hank took to much grief
T Z Offline
#13 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
That doesn't answer my question. Not talking

I think the noob malitia is taking over for the Donkey king ...what are we to do with these noobs
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#14 Posted:
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T Z wrote:
right on ..John hank has brought it upon himself to try to bring the noobs together. Good job Hank. I was trying to get the old Donkey King thing going again but Hank took to much grief


That is just my place in this world, it is okay though, I'll survive.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
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T Z wrote:
I think the noob malitia is taking over for the Donkey king ...what are we to do with these noobs


I have my NOOB MILITIA, if someone takes over as DK, that has nothing to do with us. ha
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted:
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DAMN hahahaha Jess got bitch slapped Bwahahahahaha! Fantastic job guys
corey sellers Offline
#17 Posted:
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Haha
Just Relax Offline
#18 Posted:
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Well done guys.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Nice one.


I really like those LGC 4s. The Opus A and La Punta aint bad either.
jespear Offline
#20 Posted:
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
Nice one.


I really like those LGC 4s. The Opus A and La Punta aint bad either.


Lotsa good stuff in that hit that are NH's.

stinger88 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Nice hit fellas. Jespear is a good target despite what he says.

David
Speyside Offline
#22 Posted:
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Well done Hank, et alii.
delta1 Offline
#23 Posted:
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Noob Militia----------->horse <----------------jespear


Applause Applause Applause
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#24 Posted:
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As long as people don't back out, this is only the beginning. Muahahahaha
jespear Offline
#25 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
As long as people don't back out, this is only the beginning. Muahahahaha


ram27bat Brick wall RollEyes
danmdevries Offline
#26 Posted:
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Nice!
Fr. Bob Offline
#27 Posted:
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Wow!
this smacks of Generosity, respect, kindness and civility.
Am I on the wrong site? an alternate universe perhaps?

Well Done to the victimizers and the hapless victim.

Fr. Bob

By the way, apparently its considered that the USAF, USMC, USN, USCG, are part of the military also. Who knew.

ARMY
jespear Offline
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Fr. Bob wrote:
Wow!
this smacks of Generosity, respect, kindness and civility.
Am I on the wrong site? an alternate universe perhaps?

Well Done to the victimizers and the hapless victim.

Fr. Bob

By the way, apparently its considered that the USAF, USMC, USN, USCG, are part of the military also. Who knew.

ARMY


Yes, we DO express these qualities around here, on occasion . . . just not on the POLITICAL forum ! Not talking

PS
Welcome to the neighborhood, Fr Bob.


jes
Ewok126 Offline
#29 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Yes, we DO express these qualities around here, on occasion . . . just not on the POLITICAL forum ! Not talking

PS
Welcome to the neighborhood, Fr Bob.


jes



LoL. not very uncommon at all.... Now in keeping with the Political forum. I heard Oprah is running for office next election. I just didn't feel that it should go in the Political forum
jespear Offline
#30 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
As long as people don't back out, this is only the beginning. Muahahahaha


Got another one today, ya bastid. d'oh!
Pic post pending.
jespear Offline
#31 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Muahahahaahahahaha

You sir, have been very generous to me...just a little thank you. Enjoy!

Don't even think about fixing your patio yet.....just saying....

Those two unbanded are CC's as well.



General Hank the Tank

NOOB MILITIA


What are the CC's ?
I'm smoking the lighter wrapper as I type this.
Very nice smoke all around.
About halfway done.
No burn issues, easy draw, mild, but tasty.
Very enjoyable.

Thanks Mr Henry !

jes
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#32 Posted:
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The lighter one is a RASS

H. Upman Con No 1 is the other one.
jespear Offline
#33 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
The lighter one is a RASS

H. Upman Con No 1 is the other one.


Smoked it down until I had to put a toothpick in it to continue !
It must have had some serious age on it, as it was not nearly as strong as some RASS's I've smoked in the past.

The HU Con #1 is on deck for today.

jes
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#34 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Smoked it down until I had to put a toothpick in it to continue !
It must have had some serious age on it, as it was not nearly as strong as some RASS's I've smoked in the past.

The HU Con #1 is on deck for today.

jes


Awesome. That is what rfenst said it was. I got them from him.
Phil222 Offline
#35 Posted:
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The one you sent me was one tasty mofo. Smoothest cigar I have had the pleasure of smoking...plenty of sweet notes...I'm gonna be chasing the dragon for a while now.
vanzandt Offline
#36 Posted:
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The noobs steam rolled you, cousin
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#37 Posted:
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vanzandt wrote:
The noobs steam rolled you, cousin


There were two other hits on top of this one too.
jjanecka Offline
#38 Posted:
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Did you ever paint your nutsack like you promised Hank?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#39 Posted:
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jjanecka wrote:
Did you ever paint your nutsack like you promised Hank?


Yeah, Ewok, Frank and ZRX got them. Ewok posted picture of it. Frank is too old to post a pic and ZRX ignored it. ha
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