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tamapatom Offline
#401 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 10:59 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I don't know what it is about our street, but a few times a year people drive into oncoming lane, then off to the left side of the street, hit one of the three trees with no bark left, and then go tumbling down a 40ft ravine.

My street is straight as can be. Few hills, but smooth and straight. It's only eastbound cars that do it. It's a 30mph road, and about 1000 feet up the road from where the crashies come is a 4way stop.

Just had another at 4pm. Sun still out, roads are clear and dry.

Several prior crashes were from smackheads. I didn't respond to this one, fire dept was already there before I had my boots on.

It must be a Bouguer Anomoly. Gravity just sucked them off the road. Many people accused of drunken stumbling at specific geographic locations.
frankj1 Offline
#402 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:11 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Couldn't it be If I eat?

I suppose...but for hypothetical situations, I, for one, prefer one...but I are a idiot, so there are that.
Clear?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#403 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:18 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I knew that you knew, and that you could handle it...but I still won't eat that chit even if you get sick instead of me.

anyway...if ONE eats...not if you eat...

can't do one eats... I gots to get like two or three eats a day or I gots no nrg...
Speyside Offline
#404 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:20 PM EST
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I think so.
frankj1 Offline
#405 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:20 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
can't do one eats... I gots to get like two or three eats a day or I gots no nrg...

oh, to be young...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#406 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:21 PM EST
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sorry frank... I didn't break your brain, did I?
MACS Offline
#407 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:30 PM EST
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He's like a genius, and such...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#408 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:39 PM EST
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True, i don't think i coulda broke it... maybe just irritated it a bit...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#409 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:41 PM EST
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Just got off the phone with my mom... she goes in for knee surgery at 8:30 tomorrow morning... she's nervous... prayers are greatly appreciated if anyone feels moved to offer them... Diana is her name...
Abrignac Offline
#410 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:42 PM EST
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Pray Pray Pray
opelmanta1900 Offline
#411 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:44 PM EST
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Thank you sir...
MACS Offline
#412 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:44 PM EST
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Pray Pray
Speyside Offline
#413 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:45 PM EST
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Prayers and positive thoughts.
bgz Offline
#414 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 12:23 AM EST
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Hope all goes well for your mom. My mom had surgery on both knees, she gets around great. She said it's rough for a while and the physical therapy, but she's totally happy she did it.
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#415 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 12:41 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Bull sharks and tiger sharks are the two most likely to eat you... just saying.


According to the dive guide (who'll be next to me) bull sharks come up this time of year to give birth... apparently it inhibits their feeding response (so they don't eat their young)... so I'll hopefully see some and also not get eaten.

Got to see some big sharks in Australia on a dive trip in Byron bay... but the current was strong and I couldn't get closer than 20ft....
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#416 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 3:20 AM EST
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Watch out for the sea cucumbers. They eat chit you know so might be dangerous for you.
Palama Offline
#417 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 4:49 AM EST
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Prayers and positive thoughts for Joel's Mom. Pray
danmdevries Online
#418 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 5:35 AM EST
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HHD Ram n dudes.
Ewok126 Offline
#419 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 6:18 AM EST
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Mrs Diana is down in my prayer book opelmanta.
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#420 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 7:11 AM EST
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20/8

Nice start.
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#421 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 7:24 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all

Prayers for Diana
DrafterX Offline
#422 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 8:11 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
rfenst Offline
#423 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 8:16 AM EST
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Happy Hunp-Day
DrafterX Offline
#424 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 8:39 AM EST
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Poor Kate...Sad

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfJXU27lFKy/?hl=en&taken-by=si_swimsuit
teedubbya Offline
#425 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 8:44 AM EST
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Screw Kate
DrafterX Offline
#426 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 8:47 AM EST
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OhMyGod
bgz Offline
#427 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 9:19 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Screw Kate


Pretty sure we all would like to do just that.
MACS Offline
#428 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 9:41 AM EST
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Mornin' gang.

Yeah... who wouldn't want to screw Kate Upton? She's a stone cold fox. In France, she would be called La Renard, and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her.
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#429 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 10:03 AM EST
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Happy Valentines Day, boys!
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#430 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 10:30 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Happy Valentines Day, macs! I love your body!

Creepy...
bgz Offline
#431 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 10:39 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Happy Valentines Day, macs! I love your body!


Damn spanky, didn't know you were into fishermen.

Glad I like to play golf.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#432 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 11:25 AM EST
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I think I am more into golfers, they tend to have strong hips....

BTW, Asiago cheese bagels are the way to my heart...mmmmm...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#433 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 11:41 AM EST
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Bagels are worse than aids... there, i said it... long live donuts!
bgz Offline
#434 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 12:53 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
macs, I really hope you have strong hips....

when you enter me, you'll catch notes of Asiago cheese and liver ...mmmmm...


ewww
DrafterX Offline
#435 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 1:01 PM EST
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Arby's.... Unsure
bgz Offline
#436 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 1:09 PM EST
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Are you saying hank is like Hope Solo?
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#437 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 1:09 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Damn spanky, didn't know you were into fishermen.

Glad I like to play golf.

Not really the fishermen, I think it's more the way they dangle their wormThink
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#438 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 1:12 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
macs, I really hope you have strong hips....

when you enter me, you'll catch notes of Asiago cheese.......Please try not to dent my liver ...mmmmm...




Not talking
danmdevries Online
#439 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 1:14 PM EST
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Chicken in the smoker.

Cabbage and onion in Dutch oven.
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#440 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 1:17 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Arby's.... Unsure


"Oh, dammit Johnny, you know I love my Big Beef and Cheddar!" -
Isabella Rossellini

Arby's is so good...
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#441 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 1:55 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Just got off the phone with my mom... she goes in for knee surgery at 8:30 tomorrow morning... she's nervous... prayers are greatly appreciated if anyone feels moved to offer them... Diana is her name...

and...!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#442 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:10 PM EST
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Haven't talked to her yet, but dad says she's in recovery and everything went as planned...thank you all so much for the prayers... anyone with pro tips i should pass along to her?
rfenst Offline
#443 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:12 PM EST
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Jersey Mike's cheese steak!
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#444 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:17 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Haven't talked to her yet, but dad says she's in recovery and everything went as planned...thank you all so much for the prayers... anyone with pro tips i should pass along to her?

Do the rehab!!!! It sucks and it's painful, but if you want to get mobile again, it's important.......Pray Applause


On a quick side note, How's your knee doing Drafter?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#445 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:19 PM EST
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now i want a cheese steak instead of arby's...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#446 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:20 PM EST
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On another quick side note, drafter have you ever had in n out?
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#447 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:22 PM EST
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Physical therapy isn't a recommendation... It has to be done... Lots of pain at first but just because it doesn't hurt doesn't mean it's fixed... Gotta do more that just walk... I wouldn't recommend snorkeling for at least Six months tho..

Wish her well from us... Mellow
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#448 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:26 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I don't know Jack about scuba or free diving... or the Caribbean side of Mexico... if you're not gonna bring him back something nice, at least bring spear something ...


TIFIFY Whistle
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#449 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:26 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Physical therapy isn't a recommendation... It has to be done... Lots of pain at first but just because it doesn't hurt doesn't mean it's fixed... Gotta do more that just walk... I wouldn't recommend snorkeling for at least Six months tho..

Wish her well from us... Mellow

I just texted her your message... thanks drafter...
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#450 Posted: Wed, Feb 14 2018, 2:43 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I knew that you knew, and that you could handle it...but I still won't eat that chit even if you get sick instead of me.

anyway...if ONE eats...not if you eat...


Last night I had a McDonald's Grand Big Mac.
It's just like the classic Big Mac, only with 1/4 lb burgers instead of the little ones.

Calories From Fat: 470
Saturated Fat: 18g (91% DV)
Trans Fat: 2g
Cholesterol: 140mg (46% DV)
Sodium: 1470mg (61% DV)
Dietary Fiber: 5g (19% DV)
Sugars: 13g
Vitamin A: 990IU (20% DV)
Vitamin C: 4mg (6% DV)
Calcium: 230mg (25% DV)
Iron: 7mg (40% DV)

And yet, here I am living to tell you about it.
Go figure.

BTW . . . It was fuggin' DEE-LISHUS !
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