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Last post 6 years ago by Fr. Bob. 44 replies replies.
I am a victim!
frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted:
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of a random terrorist style bombing.

I have some clues, mostly from geographical origins of non-cigar goodies,,,but I did nothing, nothing I say, to have angered any B/SOTL here.

I need more info to solve this crime, so I expect someone with knowledge of the attack will leak clues. A sticker from SpiderMonkey Tattoos, Olympia, WA stirred some memories of having read of this patented swag months ago...I will follow up on that myself. A bottle of MacFuddy Pepper Elixer, Mukilteo, WA...ring any bells?

Oh, the smoked salmon jerky (from WA state) was delicious. and the Filipino Phil's Nuclear Meltdown Chipotle Sauce (also WA state) is aptly named...wow!

10 big time smokes: need a little help with some

LP 9, likely a robusto oscura...been a while since my last one
RASS...a fave
Black Label Santa Muerte...NH
Black Works Studio Boondock...NH
Warped La Colmena...been on my radar
Tatuaje...looks like a 2 Guys exclusive
Davidoff Colorado Claro Anniversario 3...that will be special
Fuente...guessing Imperial Corona
AJF...I am out of the loop on anything AJF!
and a
BIG PAPI toro, also from 2 Guys?...HA! very appropriate for this Red Sox Nation resident

I am at a loss as to why this happened, but I promise to be more careful in the future.

I accused a known perp, based on the fake return address, he misled me to another dead end, and I reached out to another brother who is still a person of interest in the investigation...

so fess up, or at least snitch. This FOG is stuck in spin dry cycle!

Obrigado, big time.

Frank
Speyside Offline
#2 Posted:
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Someone hits hard.
mikey1597 Offline
#3 Posted:
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and nailed a great target
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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I'm on this Frank.. Mellow
Ewok126 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Dang Frank, LMAO no really LMAO... Whoever let this one fly, here's to you. Beer Bravo
Speyside Offline
#6 Posted:
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I think X will figure it out, rest easy.
Ewok126 Offline
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Speyside wrote:
I think X will figure it out, rest easy.



If he does I feel sorry for the poor soul. I might have to break out the popcorn for this one.
Speyside Offline
#8 Posted:
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Man I thought this would be a #me to thread.
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted:
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Damm spell check #metoo.
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm on this Frank.. Mellow

Agent X, if you solve the case, do not, repeat DO NOT go to lunch with him/her!
STOP
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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left out sme more stuff...maybe this will trigger a memory?

Skookum Coffee
Erin's White Cheddar Popcorn
Brisk Mountain Mint Milk Chocolate-Seattle Chocolates...women owned...is that a clue? gotta be a libturd. Right?

TLC scoffed up the chocolate.

I think that's everything.
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted:
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We have a Spider Bite Tattoo in Manchester NH Think

http://www.spider-bite.com/
ypetryna Offline
#13 Posted:
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never did like this group much
Mandobro Offline
#14 Posted:
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That Spider Monkey sticker sounds familiar
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Mandobro wrote:
That Spider Monkey sticker sounds familiar

it has given me ideas...
RMAN4443 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
it has given me ideas...

You gonna get all tatted up????Anxious
Ewok126 Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
You gonna get all tatted up????Anxious



Someone said he was gonna get some snake bites put in the head of the Tripod! Blink
Luke753 Offline
#18 Posted:
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I think I might know, but no guarantees. A couple of the stogies and the jerky kinda gives it away for me. If it's who I think it is.... well done.

Beer

mikey1597 wrote:
and nailed a great target


^^^ What he said ^^^
bgz Offline
#19 Posted:
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Someone tried to knock the tripod over... you guys aimed at the wrong leg!
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Someone tried to knock the tripod over... you guys aimed at the wrong leg!

it's like going for the hi-low jackpot (one-seven-ten pin) in candlepin bowling
Luke753 Offline
#21 Posted:
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I might be right on my guess. I've caught the alleged guilty party trolling the thread.
Herfing
jjanecka Offline
#22 Posted:
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It was hamk
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted:
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start thinking Seattle
Luke753 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
start thinking Seattle


I think you're getting warm, Herfing
Mandobro Offline
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Mandobro wrote:
That Spider Monkey sticker sounds familiar


I had one around here, but now I can't find it.

delta1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp ThumpUp




NapalmMan67 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Was this a gentile terrorist bombing?
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted:
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NapalmMan67 wrote:
Was this a gentile terrorist bombing?

if I said "yes" it wouldn't be much of a clue...

-Rabbi Steinberg
jjanecka Offline
#29 Posted:
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Are there even any other Hebrews on this board besides Frank?
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted:
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yes
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#31 Posted:
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Loving this. It was well performed.

Not I, but close....
bgz Offline
#32 Posted:
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Hamk doesn't like to get his hands dirty.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#33 Posted:
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I know a man from the NorthWest US that likes STOGIES....
Cathcam13 Offline
#34 Posted:
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Lmao
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted:
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I know a man from the NorthWest US that likes STOGIES....

posted an hour earlier in Drafter's thread
ypetryna Offline
#36 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
Hamk doesn't like to get his hands dirty.


only when it comes to guessing who may have sent what to whom.
corey sellers Offline
#37 Posted:
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I still wonder who planned all this

D/K
ypetryna Offline
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corey sellers wrote:
I still wonder who planned all this

D/K


Don't / Know either.

maybe it was the ladies on cbid. it's that special membership y'all always
mention. like for the tuxedos
Fr. Bob Offline
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jjanecka wrote:
Are there even any other Hebrews on this board besides Frank?


Hebrew? well not zact'ly. But, I speak Hebrew, can read Hebrews in Greek, and can do a passable Bris....
( at least on my dairy cows ) shhhhhh. Gonz

Close enuff?

Fr. Bob
Mandobro Offline
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Fr. Bob wrote:
Hebrew? well not zact'ly. But, I speak Hebrew, can read Hebrews in Greek, and can do a passable Bris....
( at least on my dairy cows ) shhhhhh. Gonz

Close enuff?

Fr. Bob


Bris on a dairy cow? Kinda like a quadruple bypass.
RMAN4443 Offline
#41 Posted:
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Fr. Bob wrote:
Hebrew? well not zact'ly. But, I speak Hebrew, can read Hebrews in Greek, and can do a passable Bris....
( at least on my dairy cows ) shhhhhh. Gonz

Close enuff?

Fr. Bob

I bet all them dairy bulls line up smiling at milking timeAnxious
Ewok126 Offline
#42 Posted:
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Mooooo
frankj1 Offline
#43 Posted:
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Fr. Bob wrote:
Hebrew? well not zact'ly. But, I speak Hebrew, can read Hebrews in Greek, and can do a passable Bris....
( at least on my dairy cows ) shhhhhh. Gonz

Close enuff?

Fr. Bob

hope you mean bulls..but then again I don't


Fr. Bob Offline
#44 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
hope you mean bulls..but then again I don't




Do !

:)

Fr. Bob
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