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Dear Hankster: I thought we broke up. Please stop PMing me with your love letters. NWStogie Hank_The_Tank wrote:NOOB MILITIA – Memo 2.1A
Week 6 – 2/8/18
The Noob Militia has obtained top-secret information in regards to the terrorist known as the Donkey King (aka: DK, Douche King, ypetryna). This information is top secret and is intended for the recipient of this memo only.
In week 5 of 2018, multiple targets across the US were targeted and bombed with highly dangerous weaponry and show signatures that they were sent from launch sites previously known to the targets. We have learned that these are false launch sites and were arranged from secret launch sites, arranged by the aforementioned “Donkey King”.
Under normal circumstances, the Noob Militia would consider this friendly fire, however due to the nature of confusion caused, it has been decided by the Noob Militia that return fire is required. Requirement of return fire is based on the riots, looting and mass hysteria caused by this bombing.
The Noob Militia is raising a call to arms to all FOGS/VETS and any other member of the secret organization called CigarBid posters.
No return response is required. Directive is to hit the “Donkey King” with a massive air strike originating from as many origins across the United States as possible. The requested bombing is requested to happen no later than the 17th of February, 2018. The target’s location is as follows.
The Noob Militia asks that the origin location be listed the same as the target’s location. If you wish, you can add a single piece of Parchment with an NM on it, but this is not required.
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END MEMO
Signed: NOOB MILITIA General – Hank_the_Tank
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