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Burner02 Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 6:26 PM EST
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Under the karma is a bioch category:

Suspected poacher mauled to death by lions in South African reserve, reports says


A suspected poacher was reportedly mauled by lions during the weekend after police officers found a man's half-eaten body in a South African reserve.

The gruesome discovery occurred in a private nature reserve just outside Kruger National Park in South Africa, TimesLIVE reported Monday.

“The police in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa are investigating an inquest case after a 46-year-old man was attacked and killed by lions near Hoedspruit‚” Limpopo police said in a statement.

Police added: “His half lifeless body was saved after the lions were scared off by gun shots."

Police believe the man may have been a poacher since a hunting rifle was found nearby. Authorities are still attempting to identify the man and are asking any family members to come forward with information.

The wild lion population in Africa has steadily dropped in years, with fewer than 23,000 believed to be left, according to African Wildlife Foundation.
Speyside Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 6:40 PM EST
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Well, I knew you weren't talking about football.
coolbreeze68 Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 7:01 PM EST
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"Tastes like chicken"

Signed,
Mustapha
deadeyedick Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 7:08 PM EST
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I'm assuming they did not Mirandize him first.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 8:09 PM EST
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First it says his body was half eaten... then it says his bady was half lifeless.

If he was half eaten, he was ALL lifeless.
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 8:18 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
First it says his body was half eaten... then it says his bady was half lifeless.

If he was half eaten, he was ALL lifeless.


Maybe they only ate like the least important half....
... few nibbles from here... few nibbles from there. Soon he's 100lbs less than he started and maybe still has a heartbeat?

(i dunno... I'm just amused by the idea of some lions acting like hannibal)
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 8:26 PM EST
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having a friend for dinner
opelmanta1900 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 8:27 PM EST
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I think they just worded it poorly... they literally meant half of his lifeless body, not a half lifeless body... and according to other articles, half is a huge overstatement.... they found a head and a gun...
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 8:44 PM EST
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Lions like long pork.
tailgater Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 9:16 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Well, I knew you weren't talking about football.


Herfing
tailgater Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2018, 9:17 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
.... they found a head and a gun...


And neither one was used...
rfenst Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:28 AM EST
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So, we now know that the lions have a "taste" for human flesh and sadly might have to be euthanized...
Buckwheat Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 11:54 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
So, we now know that the lions have a "taste" for human flesh and sadly might have to be euthanized...


This part sucks.

opelmanta1900 wrote:
I think they just worded it poorly... they literally meant half of his lifeless body, not a half lifeless body... and according to other articles, half is a huge overstatement.... they found a head and a gun...


This is what I read as well. Poachers are scum just above trophy hunters. ram27bat
Burner02 Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 9:04 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I think they just worded it poorly... they literally meant half of his lifeless body, not a half lifeless body... and according to other articles, half is a huge overstatement.... they found a head and a gun...



Either way, I'm guessing the poacher is dead.

What do you think?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 9:09 PM EST
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well in a way he will live on forever... the lions are gonna poop him out... some plant will recieve nutrients from that poacher turned poop... that plant will be eaten by an elephant which will in turn be eaten by villigers.... ya know what, this song actually does a way better job of describing it than I can...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 9:19 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
well in a way he will live on forever... the lions are gonna poop him out... some plant will recieve nutrients from that poacher turned poop... that plant will be eaten by an elephant which will in turn be eaten by villigers.... ya know what, this song actually does a way better job of describing it than I can...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjsVRIqOhGA

before (if) I listen, I just want to say the above was very Buddhistish of you

he always has been, he always will be
Burner02 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 9:21 PM EST
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He may have been but now he is dead, very dead.
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 9:27 PM EST
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Burner02 wrote:
He may have been but now he is dead, very dead.

Dude! You ruined my levitation.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 9:35 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
before (if) I listen, I just want to say the above was very Buddhistish of you

he always has been, he always will be


You should listen! Its the circle of poop...

A Buddhist approaches a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2018, 9:36 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
You should listen! Its the circle of poop...

A Buddhist approaches a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

NICE!
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