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bgz Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Palama wrote:
That's really good advice. Wish more people would heed those words.


For me it's not opening my mouth as it is my damn fingers...

Those things just have a mind of their own, I can't even believe half the stuff I write came out of my own brain...
Palama Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,463
bgz wrote:
For me it's not opening my mouth as it is my damn fingers...

Those things just have a mind of their own, I can't even believe half the stuff I write came out of my own brain...


Maybe you were abducted by aliens? Think
bgz Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Palama wrote:
Maybe you were abducted by aliens? Think


Could be... I think it would have happened a long time ago though, because all the chicks seemed to like my foreplay in highschool even though I didn't know wtf I was doing...

So that's probably it!

Thanks man, you're the best.
paulkeck Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
I would walk in the office....slam his door and right when he's about to say what tha FU.. slap the piss out of him and say don't you ever give me a fake Cuban again!!!! Throw it at him and walk out.
RMAN4443 Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
paulkeck wrote:
I would walk in the office....slam his door and right when he's about to say what tha FU.. slap the piss out of him and say don't you ever give me a fake Cuban again!!!! Throw it at him and walk out.

and when your wife asks you "do my new pants make my ass look fat?", you can tell her "No dear, it's your fat ass that makes your ass look fat!........post up and let us now how that works for you Beer




Sarcasm
Phil222 Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,911
LMAO @ #54...Maybe even put him in a headlock and force him to smoke it down to the nub..."DOES THAT TASTE LIKE A BEHIKE TO YOU!!!!"
Ewok126 Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Phil222 wrote:
LMAO @ #54...Maybe even put him in a headlock and force him to smoke it down to the nub..."DOES THAT TASTE LIKE A BEHIKE TO YOU!!!!"


And then right as you walk yout yell "Bitch you know why, Cause I am hank the tank!"


I am assuming we trying to get hanks ass whipped or fired or both?Anxious
paulkeck Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
Don't stop there! After you let him out of the head lock, jump on his desk, drop trousers and drop a healthy dog rocket right on his desk and say smoke that!! BEECH!!
hnixon12 Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 04-20-2009
Posts: 2,873
knowing Hank... he would leave the room until the guy gave him one...give away a $30 cigar??
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