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Last post 6 years ago by teedubbya. 49 replies replies.
I will contribute the first dollah
teedubbya Offline
#1 Posted:
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and up to tree fiddy to get Drafter a Trumpy Bear. Let me know if you want to contribute.
Brewha Offline
#2 Posted:
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Amazon is having a close out special on Hillary Voodoo dolls.

Or would that be spoiling him?
teedubbya Offline
#3 Posted:
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Nah he's become much more pro-trump than anti-hillary. There has been a noticeable shift in the balance as of late. Sure he still throws in some but Hillarys and tries to claim he is more anti hillay than pro trump but obviously that is no longer the case.
Buckwheat Offline
#4 Posted:
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I think at this time an emotional support peacock would serve him best. Sarcasm
DrafterX Offline
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I have been collecting Trump Cigars.. but mainly for investment purposes.. Mellow
Buckwheat Offline
#6 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I have been collecting Trump Cigars.. but mainly for investment purposes.. Mellow


To go along with your Bitcoin, Billy Beer and beanie babies collections? Beer
Brewha Offline
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Then you'll prolly be interested in some swamp land in New Jersey.....
Say, ever thought about owning your own bridge?
Gene363 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Better to spend the money buying crying towels for the Trump haters. Beer
teedubbya Offline
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Gene363 wrote:
Better to spend the money buying crying towels for the Trump haters. Beer



that will take more than thirty or forty bucks though. that's too much work. this is easy.
Brewha Offline
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Towels for an entire nation?

Let's just get him the bear.....

Or they have a bargain on a Trumpy Troll...
Gene363 Offline
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Brewha wrote:
Towels for an entire nation?

Let's just get him the bear.....

Or they have a bargain on a Trumpy Troll...


I can't fault your imagination, it yuge!
Gene363 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
that will take more than thirty or forty bucks though. that's too much work. this is easy.


True, there are a lot of tears to mop up.
teedubbya Offline
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Gene363 wrote:
True, there are a lot of tears to mop up.



true...true.... maybe one of those flat sponges that expand into fun shapes would cheer folks up
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
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Do they turn into puppy-dogs..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#15 Posted:
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yes
paulkeck Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Do they turn into puppy-dogs..?? Huh

No puppy dogs for commies!
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
Better to spend the money buying crying towels for the Trump haters. Beer

just dry clean the Obama towels you guys used for 8 years.
some people will even get two now.
delta1 Offline
#18 Posted:
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I don't think those were towels, frank...they looked more like sheets...
teedubbya Offline
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delta1 wrote:
I don't think those were towels, frank...they looked more like sheets...



Please clarify for the Obama supporters. You mean actual bed sheets rather than wellllll sheeeeet

right?
Gene363 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
just dry clean the Obama towels you guys used for 8 years.
some people will even get two now.


Those were't tears, that was the lifeblood of the USA.
banderl Offline
#21 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
Those were't tears, that was the lifeblood of the USA.



Looked more like vaginal discharges from a bunch of puzzies.
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted:
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Buy him one? He IS one.
banderl Offline
#23 Posted:
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JadeRose wrote:
Buy him one? He IS one.


Does he have a mouth like this:
O ?
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
Those were't tears, that was the lifeblood of the USA.

but it's not when the other side feels things have moved in a negative direction.

Ah I get it....is that the irony being bandied about, or just the smell of false superiority in the air?
Brewha Offline
#25 Posted:
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Gall - it is gall you smell....
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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Brewha wrote:
Gall - it is gall you smell....

it is not attractive nor appealing, just like condescension.
DrafterX Offline
#27 Posted:
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I slipped at work on some condescension out in da shop... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#28 Posted:
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Are the bright orange stretch marks on your lips ok?
jjanecka Offline
#29 Posted:
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Can someone tell me how gall smells? I only know how it tastes...
teedubbya Offline
#30 Posted:
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I think you spelled balls wrong.
Ewok126 Offline
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jjanecka wrote:
Can someone tell me how that gall smells? I only know how it tastes...


If you talking about that fat one I use to date, well, You would know how she smells as well.
jjanecka Offline
#32 Posted:
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Now I'm confused
Speyside Offline
#33 Posted:
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Like that's something new? Count on me for 2 bits. I only got a haircut. Though I do like the idea of a Trumpy troll. Would it be the orange one, or the red one holding a sickle and a hammer?
Gene363 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
but it's not when the other side feels things have moved in a negative direction.

Ah I get it....is that the irony being bandied about, or just the smell of false superiority in the air?


Wow, those tears have bitter smell, but don't worry, after 8 years of Trump someone else will be in the Oval office, some will be happy and some will be sad.
banderl Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
and up to tree fiddy to get Drafter a Trumpy Bear. Let me know if you want to contribute.



I'm in for a fiver as long as it's anatomically correct.
jjanecka Offline
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Gotta be sure he's got the fifteen inch dong then.
Brewha Offline
#37 Posted:
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You mean with no deak?


Right, I’m sure it’s just like him.
Brewha Offline
#38 Posted:
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jjanecka wrote:
Gotta be sure he's got the fifteen inch dong then.

No, not in his mouth.....
frankj1 Offline
#39 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
Wow, those tears have bitter smell, but don't worry, after 8 years of Trump someone else will be in the Oval office, some will be happy and some will be sad.

not seeing why only one side cries.
that's the smell.
banderl Offline
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jjanecka wrote:
Gotta be sure he's got the fifteen inch dong then.



You mean the accompanying shirtless Putin doll?
Comes with a tube of AstroGlide.
teedubbya Offline
#41 Posted:
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Small hands have their advantage... even if an optical illusion.
JadeRose Offline
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banderl wrote:
Does he have a mouth like this:
O ?




So I've heard...
banderl Offline
#43 Posted:
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So, how much more money do we need to do this?
teedubbya Offline
#44 Posted:
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Well it’s 2 easy payments of $19.95. So I think we need about $38 something more.
teedubbya Offline
#45 Posted:
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Crap. It’s $7 to ship.
banderl Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Well it’s 2 easy payments of $19.95. So I think we need about $38 something more.



If it still comes with the shirtless Putin doll, I'm in for $6.125.

The trump bear and Putin doll will be Drafter's companion dolls, he needs the friends.
DrafterX Offline
#47 Posted:
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Just send Trump Cigars.. the value will be HUGE in a few years... Herfing
banderl Offline
#48 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Just send Trump Cigars.. the value will be HUGE in a few years... Herfing



I heard that they are nothing but re-branded Swishers made in Thailand.
Rolled on the thighs of Thai Lady boys.
teedubbya Offline
#49 Posted:
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For $20 I can find a Camelbak bladder shaped like Sarah Palin’s boob. Left one I think.
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