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Money Saving Pro Tip
Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
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Money Saving Pro Tip:

Take your gal for a dinner date but just before the menu arrives say, "You look like you gained a few pounds."
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#2 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,100
Gene363 wrote:
Money Saving Pro Tip:

Take your gal for a dinner date but just before the menu arrives say, "You look like you gained a few pounds."


Her reply: You think you are getting laid?
paulkeck Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
Gene363 wrote:
Money Saving Pro Tip:

Take your gal for a dinner date but just before the menu arrives say, "You look like you gained a few pounds."


My dinner bill might be lower but the dentist visit would be expensive!!!
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,669
rfenst wrote:
Her reply: You think you are getting laid?


"They chocolate covered chocolate cheesecake for desert."
Krazeehorse Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
I did that once, didn't see her for a couple days. Then the swelling went down.
Cathcam13 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
I chose the higher road. I told her to get out and never come back. Now, I may work a little more than I like, but at least I don’t have to deal with her any more. Thank God for good lawyers.
thurson Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,914
Gene363 wrote:
Money Saving Pro Tip:

Take your gal for a dinner date but just before the menu arrives say, "You look like you gained a few pounds."


Order the steak...RAW!
paulkeck Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2013
Posts: 2,686
Cathcam13 wrote:
I chose the higher road. I told her to get out and never come back. Now, I may work a little more than I like, but at least I don’t have to deal with her any more. Thank God for good lawyers.


Well that's one way to get out of dinner!
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