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A Man Reaches A Certian Age...
Luke753 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 08-28-2016
Posts: 857
Perfect...Herfing
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delta1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,755
hmmmm.....certain Think


.......something to think about.........
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Fact

+1
Cathcam13 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
What does this say about a 36-year-old that everyone says the same thing about him? lol
Ewok126 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Old Soul?
Cathcam13 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
That’s what I keep being told.... lol
Speyside Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
A lot of truth in that there saying.
jjanecka Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
If he doesn't want to fight or stir up drama he's not really fighting unfairly.
HuckFinn Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
Some other advantages of reaching a certain age

1.Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run into a burning building.

4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 p.m.

9. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with the elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the National Weather Service.

19. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

20. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

21. You won't remember who posted this
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,755
dayum...nailed this test!!! (struts off...belly first)
meandeanfromabilene Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2011
Posts: 1
So, there is such a thing as fighting "fair"? Never heard of it. It's been my understanding from day one, that the only fair fight, is the one that you win. Having been taught one or two lessons by "Old Men" in my youth, I have to agree that they will hurt you. regards
HuckFinn Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
jjanecka wrote:
If he doesn't want to fight or stir up drama he's not really fighting unfairly.

A triple negative!

Took me a minute!
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