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Legend of the Sack Stamp 500
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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 2:56 PM EST
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Lets go boys...and girls...and trans-people.
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 2:58 PM EST
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.... I think there needs to be sack stamping before it becomes a "legend" right?
Ewok126 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 3:01 PM EST
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LMFAO not again, Didn't learn chit did we?
Ewok126 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 3:03 PM EST
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Oh trust me I am laughing, Maybe just not at what you think I am laughing at.
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 3:04 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Oh trust me I am laughing, Maybe just not at what you think I am laughing at.


Stamp was that small eh?
Ewok126 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 3:06 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Stamp was that small eh?


Brother you have no idea, I had to go out and buy a specialty magnifying glass. The glasses that Red Fox wore in Harlem Knights was weak in comparison.
Ewok126 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 3:09 PM EST
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Oh we always cool as long as you realize I am going to laugh at times at you and not always with you.
Ewok126 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 3:14 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
That's cool...LoL


I expect no different for myself.
JadeRose Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 5:38 PM EST
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Do the right thing, Ram. Nullify this moronic and undignified nonsense that was not even earned in a proper fashion.
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 5:45 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Do the right thing, Ram. Nullify this moronic and undignified nonsense that was not even earned in a proper fashion.


I hereby nominate Jaderose to start an "alternative to dipsh*t 500".

It's the right thing to do for all involved. Think about the children. Whistle
victor809 Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 5:58 PM EST
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That wouldn't be any more an official 500....

We've had 500s won through any number of shenanigans before (looking at you MACS... damn shenanigan king)....

But Ram is the arbiter.
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 6:06 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Do the right thing, Ram. Nullify this moronic and undignified nonsense that was not even earned in a proper fashion.

HEY, LOOK AT ME Brick wall
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 8:28 PM EST
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So Hank spankied ewoks box?
Ewok126 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 9:07 PM EST
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No Hank has not spanked my box he couldn't afford it. I was just goofing off.
Speyside Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:09 PM EST
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Hank, you miss Ewoks point. The world may not have dealt him the best hand, but he plays it anyhow. Chris, I'll laugh with you and at you. You'll laugh with me and at me. That's what friends do.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:12 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Hank, you miss Ewoks point. The world may not have dealt him the best hand, but he plays it anyhow. Chris, I'll laugh with you and at you. You'll laugh with me and at me. That's what friends do.


No doubt. ha. Making fun.
JadeRose Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:21 PM EST
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I give no **** about this as I rarely post in these. I just figured you guys valued your dignity. If not, carry on.
Ewok126 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:24 PM EST
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Yes sir you are absolutely 100% correct Allen. I would not trade that comradery for all the money in the world. It does so much for me in helping, cope, knowing I am not alone, People that care. Its just how I view things. And in all honesty I do not think I would want to survive without it.
Ewok126 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:29 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
I give no **** about this as I rarely post in these. I just figured you guys valued your dignity. If not, carry on.



LOL Brother I personally have been married for to many years. I have no dignity, pride or ego left to value lol. (SORRY Frank x2... See this is what happens when you read the politics forum IQ just goes Phhhhhht right out the damn window.

For myself, I found those things to be an anchor. Once I let them go I was able to truly be me and have never looked back.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:37 PM EST
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bombs away mother truckers. boom, boom, boom
Ewok126 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:40 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
People always post bs to get to 500. get over it. LoL


Yeah but for chit sake Hank twice now in such a short time, Let the other brothers win man damn! Besides, I want to see what DMV would title a 500!

I am just guessing here but maybe something like "Hank Phuged em AGAIN 500"? Gonz
victor809 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 10:55 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
Yes sir you are absolutely 100% correct Allen. I would not trade that comradery for all the money in the world. It does so much for me in helping, cope, knowing I am not alone, People that care. Its just how I view things. And in all honesty I do not think I would want to survive without it.


For the record I'd trade all of you in for $1MM
bgz Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Mar 2 2018, 11:11 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
For the record I'd trade all of you in for $1MM


Good luck getting that for this group of old farts.
RMAN4443 Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 12:05 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
People always post bs to get to 500. get over it. LoL

There's that annoying 3am mosquito buzzing around my head again.......I gotta get me some super strength bug eradicator Not talking
Ewok126 Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 12:11 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
For the record I'd trade all of you in for $1MM


Chit, My wife can't even get a small free senior citizens McDonald's coffee for me. Good luck MF! Gonz
8trackdisco Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 12:11 AM EST
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Good heavens.

This guy is officially the most needy sap I've experienced on the boards.

Exhausting.

It's like having an autistic kid on an endless sugar rush and a Coke problem.

For phuking sake.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 5:45 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
danmdevries Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 8:12 AM EST
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Egg sausage n cheese on English muff
bgz Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 8:35 AM EST
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Cliff Bars and OJ, breakfast of champions (pretty much what I eat every day).

Rather have Dan's breakfast:/
Speyside Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 8:43 AM EST
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Nah, honey on an English muff sounds like more fun. Though a tip of the hat to Dan. That's kinky stuff right there.
JadeRose Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 9:54 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
For the record I'd trade all of you in for $1MM




Million? I'd trade most of you for a mediocre sandwich....except Frank. I'd need some really good Pastrami for Frank
danmdevries Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 10:30 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Nah, honey on an English muff sounds like more fun. Though a tip of the hat to Dan. That's kinky stuff right there.


Lolz

Phone is usually pretty reliable for finishing words didn't even read what I wrote.

danmdevries Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 10:31 AM EST
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Making some red beans n rice today.

Dunno how to make it, figure it can't be much different than making refried beans so I'm going with that.
itsawaldo Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 12:41 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
LMFAO not again, Didn't learn chit did we?

Hank_Sad_Sack

For the record, eggs over medium with link sausage and english muffin this morning.

Have a happy weekend you kids, fight nice as my mom used to say.
DrafterX Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 12:49 PM EST
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 12:50 PM EST
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Just woke up... Stayed up most the night playing da slots... Rarely do this but fun every now and then... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 1:06 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Just woke up... Stayed up most the night playing da slots... Rarely do this but fun every now and then... Mellow

Lots of fun... did you win? or at least have a bunch of fun?

our local casino up near yosemite gives me $10/week, a nice sushi discount, and their tax free cigar shop has started taking some of my suggestions (le bijous, the judge, melanios)... I usually take 20 bucks with me and play for a few hours... seems crazy but to me its good thinking time...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 1:07 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:


BTW, Tuesday should be the big day!!!


finally getting the big operation?
DrafterX Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 1:28 PM EST
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I played most of the night on their money.. mighta lost 20 bucks or so.. cashed out with 53 bucks.. prolly lose it tonite.. Laugh
danmdevries Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 2:20 PM EST
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Finished cooking down the beans, mashed em up and they'll wait for dinner. Wife said she might try a little bit. She usually won't even think about trying anything I make, just complains about me being in the kitchen.

Smells great in the house.

Think I'll hit the garage and smoke a cob for a bit. Then maybe naptime.
RMAN4443 Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 2:47 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Finished cooking down the beans, mashed em up and they'll wait for dinner. Wife said she might try a little bit. She usually won't even think about trying anything I make, just complains about me being in the kitchen.

Smells great in the house.

Think I'll hit the garage and smoke a cob for a bit. Then maybe naptime.

Got me a 7# pork butt.......Dr. says the ointment should helpAnxious

Gonna rub it up today and let it set until bedtime tonight and toss it into the crockpot and let it cook while I sleep.......pulled pork sammichs tomorrow night.......and for lunch the next couple of days........freeze some up, and have some ready for some pulled pork mac and cheese a pulled pork omelet, and pulled pork pizza, and...........
My wife won't have any, she never eats my cooking either.........she doesn't like spicy food, or food that has any flavor really.......she thinks black pepper is too spicy..........she doesn't even salt the water for pasta or potatoes d'oh!
delta1 Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 4:12 PM EST
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chikin wings for brunch...skipped breakfast due to early appt with tax accountant...got a few hundred back from state and fed, but dang, we pay a lot in taxes...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#43 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 5:38 PM EST
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Started packing for the move. It’s been a while since I’ve done this. Not necessarily a fun time. Prolly grill steaks and open a bottle of red this evening.
MACS Offline
#44 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 6:44 PM EST
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Looked at a CPO C300 for the wife... 2017 with 6700 miles on it.

Left my number with the guy and said if you can meet this price $xx,xxx gimme a call. Got a number in mind for her trade, too. If they play ball, we got a deal. If not, I ain't sitting in a showroom wasting my damn time.
RMAN4443 Offline
#45 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 7:09 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Started packing for the move. It’s been a while since I’ve done this. Not necessarily a fun time. Prolly grill steaks and open a bottle of red this evening.

Moving SUCKS!!!!d'oh! .........hope it's not as bad as it sounds
SmokeMonkey Offline
#46 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Moving SUCKS!!!!d'oh! .........hope it's not as bad as it sounds


It’s not, but we have a lot of shi... uh, stuff. Spent the day packing heirloom glasses and china while Mrs Monkey was at the new house stripping wallpaper. I’m tired.
Ram27 Offline
#47 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 9:36 PM EST
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Howdy folks ram27bat



Later folks RollEyes
RobertHively Offline
#48 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 9:39 PM EST
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Best of luck in your move SmokeMonkey. Moving aint fun at all.

We just moved to a new state last November and are getting ready to move again March 10th. We found a deal on a renovated farmhouse from 1905 and some land...just couldn't pass it up. So we basically unpacked, got through winter and are moving again. We're going to stay at this new place for quite a while though so it will be worth the hassle. Plus this is a 40 min away move and not the 5 hour marathon drive of last November.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#49 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 9:47 PM EST
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We are moving 2.3 miles from the current house. Packing and unpacking are really the only hassle.
RMAN4443 Offline
#50 Posted: Sat, Mar 3 2018, 9:47 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
It’s not, but we have a lot of shi... uh, stuff. Spent the day packing heirloom glasses and china while Mrs Monkey was at the new house stripping wallpaper. I’m tired.

Have you ever heard the George Carlin bit about "Stuff"?.......funny shi...uh, stuff

https://youtu.be/MvgN5gCuLac
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