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rfenst Offline
#401 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 10:13 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
52/82

Taxes done. Owe the state and get back nearly equal amount from the feds.


I need to get mine done too.
Ewok126 Offline
#402 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 10:56 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Morning ya'll. Let's finish this thread today!


If you can get it to 460, Hank will finish out the rest Gonz
Ram27 Offline
#403 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:44 AM EST
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Afternoon folks & Happy Hump Day all.





Herfing ram27bat Herfing
DrafterX Offline
#404 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:48 AM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
rfenst Offline
#405 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:48 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Ram..!! Laugh


Drafter!!!
DrafterX Offline
#406 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 11:50 AM EST
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Robert..!! Laugh
rfenst Offline
#407 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 12:56 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Robert..!! Laugh


So, why aren't you going to the Herf this time?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#408 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 1:39 PM EST
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Afternoon, leg humpers!

Crazy work day, need a break.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#409 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 2:49 PM EST
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Got a good friend coming through town tonight. A betting man would venture some cigars will be smoked and some whisky consumed.
8trackdisco Offline
#410 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 2:53 PM EST
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Ewok126 wrote:
If you can get it to 460, Hank will finish out the rest Gonz


480?

460 more likely.

Let's hope he doesn't douche up is 133rd chance to not come across as a needy attention ho.
dstieger Offline
#411 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 3:30 PM EST
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HHD....and Pi Day, too....Bonus!
victor809 Offline
#412 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 3:47 PM EST
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Got a "work" dinner tonight with a the guys from our company.
Boss is treating us to brazilian steakhouse to try to buy our loyalty....


...I can be bought.
frankj1 Offline
#413 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 6:06 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Got a "work" dinner tonight with a the guys from our company.
Boss is treating us to brazilian steakhouse to try to buy our loyalty....


...I can be bought.

the meats are sooo salty though at those Brazillian places.
rfenst Offline
#414 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 6:25 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
the meats are sooo salty though at those Brazillian places.


You worry about getting bloated?
RMAN4443 Offline
#415 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 6:41 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
the meats are sooo salty though at those Brazillian places.

Victor just spent some quality time in the showers with two guys sporting stiffys. .....salty doesn't bother himAnxious
frankj1 Offline
#416 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 7:13 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
You worry about getting bloated?

HA!
no, just don't enjoy overly salted foods.
deadeyedick Offline
#417 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 7:15 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
HA!
no, just don't enjoy overly salted foods.


No Rueben for you.
frankj1 Offline
#418 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 7:27 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
No Rueben for you.

they are tough to turn down
8trackdisco Offline
#419 Posted: Wed, Mar 14 2018, 9:01 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Got a "work" dinner tonight.


...I can be bought.


You lying wh ore. You cannot be bought- but you can be rented.

Saw an earlier post on this. Don't rule out killing him.
danmdevries Offline
#420 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 2:03 AM EST
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Finally sorted out my new computer.

Built it myself, and whenever I'd update drivers and restart I would lose video. Couldn't sort it. Probably reinstalled windows a dozen times. IT buddy remoted in multiple times trying to sort it.

Turns out it was my 10 year old monitor not scanning HDMI after signal interrupt.

danmdevries Offline
#421 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 2:04 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas.

Back to work again tonight.
victor809 Offline
#422 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 2:23 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You lying wh ore. You cannot be bought- but you can be rented.

Saw an earlier post on this. Don't rule out killing him.

I decided to let him live. Unlimited brazilian steak softened my heart....

or hardened my arteries...

or something like that
Ewok126 Offline
#423 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 5:06 AM EST
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^^^
I think its "A weak heart and hardened arteries"

43 with clear skies High of 69

About damn time!

Happy Thursday Folks.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#424 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 6:28 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
corey sellers Offline
#425 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 7:10 AM EST
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Morning folks
frankj1 Offline
#426 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 7:41 AM EST
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the Ides of March...and also my mother's 98th birthday.
DrafterX Offline
#427 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 7:59 AM EST
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Happy Birthday Frank's Mom..!! Laugh
DrafterX Offline
#428 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 7:59 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#429 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 9:10 AM EST
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I hope Frank’ Mom has an exceptional birthday!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#430 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 9:52 AM EST
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Morning, you monotonous fugs.

7 days until the FGM herf...woot.

Don't worry, I won't get 500 on this one. I will let others have fun.
MACS Offline
#431 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:10 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Happy Birthday Frank's Mom..!! Laugh


Yeah! What he said.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#432 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:26 AM EST
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I need a good project for today... anyone have any luck with those diy @**hole bleaching kits?
Speyside Offline
#433 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:49 AM EST
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Congrats to your mom Frank!
Ewok126 Offline
#434 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 10:50 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I need a good project for today... anyone have any luck with those diy @**hole bleaching kits?


Well, I have heard you do not want to get it on your junk.

You will end up with one High Yella nut and one not so much. Then the chicks will think you got the Hep or something. Confused
opelmanta1900 Offline
#435 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 11:00 AM EST
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Sounds tricky... might have to go down to home depot and hire this one out..
Ewok126 Offline
#436 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 11:10 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Sounds tricky... might have to go down to home depot and hire this one out..



Bwahahahah! I can hear it now " Hey Home Depot Associate, Do you have classes for butt hole bleaching?"

Associate says "Sure!" comes out holding a dremel tool with a buffing bit installed. "You will have to buy one of these"Anxious
RMAN4443 Offline
#437 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 12:59 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
the Ides of March...and also my mother's 98th birthday.

Et tu Frankie the T? Happy B-Day to your momApplause
SmokeMonkey Offline
#438 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 1:02 PM EST
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So we’ve made it to the 500 homestretch. Maybe close this one out tomorrow?

Tired today after dinner, drinks and smoked last night. I’m too old to go out on a school night.
RMAN4443 Offline
#439 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 1:04 PM EST
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nevermind
rfenst Offline
#440 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 2:01 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
This one has gone by so much faster than the last...or at least it seems like it.


This thread is two weeks old.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#441 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 3:58 PM EST
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Previous one went 15 days.
Ewok126 Offline
#442 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:09 PM EST
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I eat some scrambled eggs and toast this morning, Heartburn is killing me and I am on freaking meds for it!

I hate days like this.
corey sellers Offline
#443 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:31 PM EST
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Fixing to smoke an unbanded from the mystery bomber .
Where is Hank this one is getting close ?
rfenst Offline
#444 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:33 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Fixing to smoke an unbanded from the mystery bomber .
Where is Hank this one is getting close ?


He will miss the end.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#445 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:35 PM EST
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Had bad heart burn all day yesterday... i drink milk and that usually takes care of it... but yesterday it kept coming back so i kept drinking milk... really paid for it at about diarrhea o'clock this morning....
rfenst Offline
#446 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:37 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Had bad heart burn all day yesterday... i drink milk and that usually takes care of it... but yesterday it kept coming back so i kept drinking milk... really paid for it at about diarrhea o'clock this morning....

TMI
corey sellers Offline
#447 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:39 PM EST
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Sounds like you had to buckle the seat belt.
Ewok126 Offline
#448 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:45 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Had bad heart burn all day yesterday... i drink milk and that usually takes care of it... but yesterday it kept coming back so i kept drinking milk... really paid for it at about diarrhea o'clock this morning....



Breaks out in song "His Ass is on fireaaaaaahhh"

Sorry been watching America's got Talent videos with da chidrens singing the Alicia Keys song. Anxious
MACS Offline
#449 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:47 PM EST
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Tax return. Yes.
victor809 Offline
#450 Posted: Thu, Mar 15 2018, 4:54 PM EST
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Headed to DC tonight for a bachelor party weekend...
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