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I was SACKrificed!
Ewok126 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Damages from HANK and his nasty sack!

San Cristóbal de La Habana
KFC Muwat
Casa Magna Dominican Licey
Room 101 The Big Payback 7X70
Gurkha Fuerte
Gurkha Castle Hall
Obsidian
Man O' War Ruination

Again I do appreciate the stogies Hank! Even the Gurkhas lol...

PS" the Dollar Shave Club has deals if you can't afford the Brazilian wax job. whip
Sacked.jpg
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#2 Posted:
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Muahahahahahaha
bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
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Posts: 13,023
That's disgusting.

I thought you were going to teabag the SFR box. That would have been more epic :D
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
That's disgusting.

I thought you were going to teabag the SFR box. That would have been more epic :D



I get some weird satisfaction out of you finding it disgusting. LoL

At least I wrapped it. ha
victor809 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Is one nutsack larger than the other? Or is that a butt cheek?

Ewok... sniff it and let us know if it smells like butt cheek....
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
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No butt cheek in there...all sack...ha
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted:
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Posts: 28,754
I suspect Hank has a pet donkey...
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted:
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Or an unfortunate swelling....
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
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Wait til they get him down at the herf
corey sellers Offline
#10 Posted:
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Posts: 10,338
Pictures or it is fake,hell I could get some steel wool and do the same thing

Hell ewok smell it and tell us the truth

Beer

Herfing

Anxious
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
Posts: 1,373
Dang, Hank, did you at least wash your hands before packing the cigars?!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but that entire package would have ended in the trash and I'd be scrubbing in a tub of disinfectant.


David
corey sellers Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
It would be hell to pull a smoke out and get a pube between the teeth
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
How would ewok know it was from the sack stamp?
corey sellers Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
When you get a picture send it to Z email so he can say if it's legit or not well that is if he lives
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#15 Posted:
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Posts: 3,677
Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Dang, Hank, did you at least wash your hands before packing the cigars?!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but that entire package would have ended in the trash and I'd be scrubbing in a tub of disinfectant.


David


Yup. Thoroughly washed my hands. Lol.
Ewok126 Offline
#16 Posted:
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Posts: 4,356
victor809 wrote:
Is one nutsack larger than the other? Or is that a butt cheek?

Ewok... sniff it and let us know if it smells like butt cheek....


I aint sniffin nothing, My little female yorkie sniffed the box then took off and started humping one of Daisy's stuffed animals.

I can't make up my mind if the smell just boosted the sex drive of a 6 month old puppy or if it just made her go Gay! Anxious
bgz Offline
#17 Posted:
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Posts: 13,023
Ewok126 wrote:
I aint sniffin nothing, My little female yorkie sniffed the box then took off and started humping one of Daisy's stuffed animals.

I can't make up my mind if the smell just boosted the sex drive of a 6 month old puppy or if it just made her go Gay! Anxious


That's cause hank mixes ratnip into his lube.
Ewok126 Offline
#18 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
That's cause hank mixes ratnip into his lube.



That's too much work. Just use the wifes conditioner. Keeps your junk smelling like vanilla and you can just shoot the spunk back in the bottle so she wont noticed her conditioner getting gone. Just make sure you shake up the bottle from time to time.

Keeps her fine, dry hair happy and hydrated, Silicone-free formula gently conditions hair and scalp for weightless hydration without build up or heavy feeling. Anxious
RMAN4443 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Ewok126 wrote:
That's too much work. Just use the wifes conditioner. Keeps your junk smelling like vanilla and you can just shoot the spunk back in the bottle so she wont noticed her conditioner getting gone. Just make sure you shake up the bottle from time to time.

Keeps her fine, dry hair happy and hydrated, Silicone-free formula gently conditions hair and scalp for weightless hydration without build up or heavy feeling. Anxious

her hair doesn't get all clumped up and crinkly? Anxious

what do you call that conditioner.....Gee Your Hair Smells Like Shrimp??Unsure
Ewok126 Offline
#20 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
her hair doesn't get all clumped up and crinkly? Anxious

what do you call that conditioner.....Gee Your Hair Smells Like Shrimp??Unsure



Nope her hair doesn't get all clumped up and crinkly as long as you shake the bottle real good.


I call that conditioner

"Endorian DevaCurl No-Poo Original Zero Lather Conditioner"
Because chit in a bottle just won't work


smells more like coconut shrimp and I find that funny cause after everyone smells her hair they get hungry and want to go get coconut shrimp.

Now only I and now y'all know the truth behind it all.
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
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wow...just wow...lolololol.....
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
wow...just wow...lolololol.....

judges?

allowed, but very close.
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