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cacman Offline
#1 Posted:
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Laugh
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HuckFinn Offline
#2 Posted:
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Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day;
teach a man to fish and he'll buy a funny hat, sit in a boat, smoke cigars
and drink beer for an entire weekend.

bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
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Cacman really despises welfare recipients.

I know this, because his usual cut on me is him claiming that I'm waiting for my government check (why he thinks that applies to me, I have no f'ing idea)...

Anyway, I have a hard time taking anti-vaxers seriously in any capacity, so it just bounces off like bullets bounce of superman.
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Give a man a meme, and he will create a stupid cbid post.

Teach a man to stereotype an entire set of politicians and voters as representing everything he is against, and he will post nonsense on cbid the rest of his life.
NWStogie Offline
#5 Posted:
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Good thing we have an interest in cigars that bands us together, despite our various lenses and predilections. I’d gladly light up with any of youse guys. (Except for Jonesy. I don’t want the SSG thugs on my back.)
HuckFinn Offline
#6 Posted:
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Actually, was nice to see so many happy Democrats!
Thanks!
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
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NWStogie wrote:
Good thing we have an interest in cigars that bands us together, despite our various lenses and predilections. I’d gladly light up with any of youse guys. (Except for Jonesy. I don’t want the SSG thugs on my back.)

No Jones?
Big mistake.
Only issue is his budget, just has cheap beer, but we could bring good stuff with us.
JadeRose Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 19,525
NWStogie wrote:
Good thing we have an interest in cigars that bands us together, despite our various lenses and predilections. I’d gladly light up with any of youse guys. (Except for Jonesy. I don’t want the SSG thugs on my back.)




Jones would be the FIRST person I'd wanna herf with. Then Frank, prolly. Id' say TW but I've already seen his sausage.
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
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Tripod Magnetism

It's bigger than the both of us.
cacman Offline
#10 Posted:
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It is amazing how so many take this type of stuff so seriously, and have no sense of humor!

bgz wrote:
know this, because his usual cut on me is him claiming that I'm waiting for my government check (why he thinks that applies to me, I have no f'ing idea)...

Dude, the only thing I've bused your balls on is preferring video games over pinball.


Also amazing is how folks like to perceive things. But what ever floats your boat.

Carry on…
Beer
NWStogie Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-25-2016
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Thx for the advice, Frank. Mind changed. I’d herf with Jones if he’d teach me how to spot ‘em. I’d even bring the beer.
bgz Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
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cacman wrote:
It is amazing how so many take this type of stuff so seriously, and have no sense of humor!


Dude, the only thing I've bused your balls on is preferring video games over pinball.


Also amazing is how folks like to perceive things. But what ever floats your boat.

Carry on…
Beer


Is that all?

You're probably right, all I remember is you busting my balls ;)

tailgater Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Old school video games or the modern ones?

Although I am a pinball junkie either way.


bgz Offline
#14 Posted:
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Admittedly I've been playing a lot less games lately.

It's kinda funny because I went and dumped $2k on a new gaming box, and a few weeks later, I was spending far less time playing games and more time out back smoking, drinking and watching tv.

The only modern games I really play are 3d competitive shooters. It's more a way to feed my competitive nature than anything else... there's just something about sh1tting all over whiny noobs and watching them rage... good times.
NapalmMan67 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
Posts: 2,514
Give a man a fish and he'll learn how to kill a deer for dinner instead.
Phil222 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
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JadeRose wrote:
Jones would be the FIRST person I'd wanna herf with.

+1
And this is meant as no disrespect to anyone else here...it's just that being gangstalked by SSG agents is high on my bucket list.
Buckwheat Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need. fog Beer
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 98,508
That would be gay... Mellow
cacman Offline
#19 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
It's kinda funny because I went and dumped $2k on a new gaming box.

Dumping $2,000 on a video game machine is almost as stupid as the pic posted above! Brick wall

THAT is f*cking funny! LMFAO!
DrafterX Offline
#20 Posted:
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They are computers.. not unusual.. Mellow
bgz Offline
#21 Posted:
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cacman wrote:
Dumping $2,000 on a video game machine is almost as stupid as the pic posted above! Brick wall

THAT is f*cking funny! LMFAO!


Ya, if I didn't build it myself, would have cost about $3k - $4k for the same parts pre-built.

Also serves as a really f'kin fast work box when I'm working from home.

I've spent $5k on servers before when we used to colo.

I get it though, mountain boys don't need fast number counter thingamajiggies.
RMAN4443 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
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bgz wrote:
Ya, if I didn't build it myself, would have cost about $3k - $4k for the same parts pre-built.

Also serves as a really f'kin fast work box when I'm working from home.

I've spent $5k on servers before when we used to colo.

I get it though, mountain boys don't need fast number counter thingamajiggies.


Eye don't yuse mien fur nuttin' butt talkin' wit youse giys and lookying at da porno stuffs Anxious
MACS Offline
#23 Posted:
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Posts: 79,599
Any of you who think this is stereotypical, I say this... I saw it, firsthand. It's true.

Some women drop the kids, and DON'T get married, so they can collect benefits while baby daddy lives in the house and works. And they all sit around, watching the soap operas and telling each other how to game the system.
Phil222 Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
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No doubt that welfare abuses do occur, but it is a small percentage of that community. All of the studies numbers that I have seen are low single digits. If some of you have evidence of widespread abuses then please point me to those numbers as I would enjoy reading it.

I remember Florida and a few other states started drug testing welfare recipients years back because they were sure everyone on welfare was a drug addict. You can look into the results if interested, but it ended up costing many hundreds of thousands of dollars in testing for very few positive tests.

This stuff becomes a stereotype when we start accusing an entire segment of the population with the crimes of a very small percentage.
HuckFinn Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
What system anywhere goes ungamed?
The stock market?

frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
HuckFinn wrote:
What system anywhere goes ungamed?
The stock market?


nope. not that one.
dstieger Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 10,889
HuckFinn wrote:
What system anywhere goes ungamed?




bgz's system, apparently
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
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Poor bgz... he keeps paying for someone to play with his system...
Speyside Offline
#29 Posted:
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Cacman never trolls anyone. This post for example is just good clean fun. It certainly isn't an insult to hmmmm, never mind.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#30 Posted:
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JadeRose wrote:
Jones would be the FIRST person I'd wanna herf with. Then Frank, prolly. Id' say TW but I've already seen his sausage.


I've actually herfed with Jones several times. He's much more sane in real life and a solid guy. Though every time there where suspicious looking folk in black suits seated near us. Busa (Anthony) on the other hand is a real trip. There where like 8 of us smoking some premium stuff, and all of a sudden I smell a strong scent of perfume. I yell out "who the h*ll is smoking a freak'n ACID?" Turn around to see Anthony snickering as he's puffing away on his perfumed stick.

Frank? He's on my bucket list. Maybe some day.

David (dpnewell)
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted:
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I'll wear my Dante's black T shirt!
bgz Offline
#32 Posted:
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dstieger wrote:
bgz's system, apparently


lol! (it's true frank, I really did think it was funny).
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted:
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bgz wrote:
lol! (it's true frank, I really did think it was funny).

then it is Kosher.

Amen.
delta1 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
maybe all the welfare queens live in Bel Air...lotsa shiny new Cadillacs there...wonder if they pay taxes or if they're smart...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBZR1-onmAo
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