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jjanecka Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 11:30 AM EST
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Pretty sure at least a couple of them are headed to the glue factory.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#52 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 11:37 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Pretty sure at least a couple of them are headed to the glue factory.


chuckle

Applause
RMAN4443 Offline
#53 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 11:59 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Professor!!!
Hope youse guys had a wonderful Easter.

RE: the op

how old is that fart-in-a-jar you been aging?

I think it escaped.....I opened the jar a bit to see if it was still in there,
my wife said PU and I'm pretty sure it was gone, I'm kinda skeerd to open it again to check.....d'oh!
Is there anywhere I can order re-fills?
vanzandt Offline
#54 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 12:57 PM EST
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Im only one shirtless video chat away from finding out!
frankj1 Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 1:05 PM EST
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vanzandt wrote:
Im only one shirtless video chat away from finding out!

with Putin?
gummy jones Offline
#56 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 4:21 PM EST
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you are safe to assume there is a disproportionate number of fat, old, white guys here on the forums
jjanecka Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 4:27 PM EST
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I heard they were the old men responsible for "Lemon Party."
Phil222 Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 4:33 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
you are safe to assume there is a disproportionate number of fat, old, white guys here on the forums


Don't forget bald...
gummy jones Offline
#59 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 4:35 PM EST
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Phil222 wrote:
Don't forget bald...


and broke

yet incredibly generous

[mind blown]
tonygraz Offline
#60 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 6:13 PM EST
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Gummy hasn't had teeth since 1972. Not sure who's the oldest one here- Q was closing in on 80. I think Drafter is the oldest Mexican here.
HuckFinn Offline
#61 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 6:48 PM EST
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My dad used to say '
"old is anyone who is ten years older than me"
RMAN4443 Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 7:09 PM EST
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Posts: 7,683
I'm not old... I'm exceptionally well aged
jjanecka Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 7:50 PM EST
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Kind of like a brick of Stilton?
tailgater Offline
#64 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 8:05 PM EST
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How old is everyone here?
Combined?
jjanecka Offline
#65 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 9:35 PM EST
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Posts: 4,334
tailgater wrote:
How old is everyone here?
Combined?




If we assume 9,595 users per the bottom of the page stat at a median age of 50, we get 479,750 years.
frankj1 Offline
#66 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 10:14 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
If we assume 9,595 users per the bottom of the page stat at a median age of 50, we get 479,750 years.


forget median age, what you want is the average age.
jjanecka Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, Apr 2 2018, 11:03 PM EST
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You're like some kind of genius Frank
fishinguitarman Offline
#68 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 12:15 AM EST
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I'm 37
SteveS Offline
#69 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 12:43 AM EST
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bs_kwaj wrote:
42
Well, that's my answer to most questions



42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
RMAN4443 Offline
#70 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 2:58 AM EST
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I used to be 42
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#71 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 5:19 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
you are safe to assume there is a disproportionate number of fat, old, white guys here on the forums


Hey, I resemble that.

David (dpnewell)
Mandobro Offline
#72 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 8:24 AM EST
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Too
HuckFinn Offline
#73 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 9:01 AM EST
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Age is just a number.

And jail is just a room.
frankj1 Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 9:51 AM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
You're like some kind of genius Frank

meh, it's a standard answer for me.
Had you said average age, I would have said you want median.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 9:52 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
I'm 37


x2

fog
bgz Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 11:01 AM EST
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SteveS wrote:
42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything


I asked myself many years ago, how old till you're old AF?

My answer was 42....

As of March, I'm officially old AF.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 11:11 AM EST
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I thought 23 was the answer to the universe and all that jazz....
victor809 Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 11:22 AM EST
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.... that's it.
I can abide by any of hank's normal quirks... we're all a little odd.

But to not pick up and know a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy???

I'm gonna have to block him.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 11:51 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
.... that's it.
I can abide by any of hank's normal quirks... we're all a little odd.

But to not pick up and know a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy???

I'm gonna have to block him.


haha

I think I saw the movie...but don't remember much of it...sorry to disappoint. ha
Mandobro Offline
#80 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 12:45 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
haha

I think I saw the movie...but don't remember much of it...sorry to disappoint. ha


Give it a little "Deep Thought", it'll come to ya.
RMAN4443 Offline
#81 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 12:56 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
Give it a little "Deep Throat", it'll come to ya.


OhMyGod
MACS Offline
#82 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 1:05 PM EST
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"GET OFF MY FKIN LAWN"

That old.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#83 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 1:07 PM EST
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Mandobro wrote:
Give it a little "Deep Thought", it'll come to ya.


According to the author, Douglas Adams, it was a joke. He just picked a random number. lol
RMAN4443 Offline
#84 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 1:10 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
"GET OFF MY FKIN LAWN"

That old.

Dad!!!!!!!Big Hug
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#85 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 1:22 PM EST
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I was going with the reference from " The Number 23"...just in case you didn't catch that.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#86 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 1:23 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Dad!!!!!!!Big Hug


bahahahahaha

Applause
victor809 Offline
#87 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 1:25 PM EST
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....saw..... the.... movie????

That's f-ing it....

Shana!!! 3 dozen cupcakes if you ban hank!
delta1 Offline
#88 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 1:37 PM EST
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there's nothing average about anything here...we're all a little above average...even the mediums...
victor809 Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 2:44 PM EST
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I heard the mediums were really an extra fat...
joeman Offline
#90 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 3:24 PM EST
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Old enough.....to party
fishinguitarman Offline
#91 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 4:00 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I heard the mediums were really an extra fat...




Dissin on fat people now are we?????Speak to the hand
jjanecka Offline
#92 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 4:01 PM EST
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There's nothing wrong with fat shaming despite what CNN says.
victor809 Offline
#93 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 4:07 PM EST
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Pretty sure fat shaming is ok here. Goes on often enough regarding women...
MACS Offline
#94 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 4:10 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
....saw..... the.... movie????

That's f-ing it....

Shana!!! 3 dozen cupcakes if you ban hank!


I'll chip in for that. Or send another 3 dozen a week later.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#95 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 5:37 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
According to the author, Douglas Adams, it was a joke. He just picked a random number. lol


So everything else in the book(s) was completely factual?
frankj1 Offline
#96 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 5:42 PM EST
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punch line:

a small medium at large.
HuckFinn Offline
#97 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 5:45 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
punch line:

a small medium at large.

XL-lent
SteveS Offline
#98 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 7:18 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Shana!!! 3 dozen cupcakes if you ban hank!

MACS wrote:
I'll chip in for that. Or send another 3 dozen a week later.


Crowdsourcing !!! ... count on me for another 3 dozen ...
Ewok126 Offline
#99 Posted: Tue, Apr 3 2018, 7:39 PM EST
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SteveS wrote:
Crowdsourcing !!! ... count on me for another 3 dozen ...


I just peered into the future using the force, I seen a (Go Fund Me) page that reads....

"Help buy cupcakes for Shana"

There was almost as many members as CBid has -1 and 4000 cupcakes to be ordered in 2 weeks. WTF Gonz

I think in 1.5 weeks I will buy stock in cupcakes. Beer
mikey1597 Offline
#100 Posted: Wed, Apr 4 2018, 11:27 AM EST
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