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How Old is Everyone here?
HuckFinn Offline
#101 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
Forget cupcakes. You want Hank gone? Send Shana plane tickets to Bermuda.
Or cash.
Or Z's ear.
Or weed.
Or ...cash
Speyside Offline
#102 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Hank attacks everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
tonygraz Offline
#103 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
Is this the new 500 ?
SteveS Offline
#104 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Speyside wrote:
Hank attacks everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence


I must've missed the genius thread ...
Ewok126 Offline
#105 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Speyside wrote:
Hank attacks everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence.



When this happens doesn't the genius and incompetence then cancel eachother out? Then the final outcome is basically the personality of a spoon that loves to smoke Gurkhas?

I don't know, I'm just asking Confused BigGrin Since Hawkings left us I am falling behind on my Quantum Physics.Anxious
victor809 Offline
#106 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
If the genius and incompetence cancel each other out then you're left with extraordinarily naive averageness...
Ewok126 Offline
#107 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2017
Posts: 4,356
Ahh, See, Old dog new tricks and all that jazz.
fishinguitarman Offline
#108 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,148
mikey1597 wrote:
100!!




BINGO!!! At least u will admit ur real age!Applause Applause Applause
jjanecka Offline
#109 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Hank's gotten a lot cooler but he won't have true respect till he stamps every mailer in red white and blue with his nutsack like he promised us.
HuckFinn Offline
#110 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
Speyside wrote:
Hank attacks everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

He's like our personal unstable genius.
Mandobro Offline
#111 Posted:
Joined: 04-10-2013
Posts: 714
frankj1 wrote:
meh, it's a standard answer for me.
Had you said average age, I would have said you want median.

I'd go for the mode
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#112 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
I AM a genius...just don't like to brag...oh wait...crap...
madspackler Offline
#113 Posted:
Joined: 03-07-2000
Posts: 3,608
For what it is worth, my avatar date is old enough to vote and buy cigars in most states. Your age has nothing to do with it. It is about your experience level.
HuckFinn Offline
#114 Posted:
Joined: 07-10-2017
Posts: 2,044
Mandobro wrote:
I'd go for the mode

You mean like Twiggy?
RMAN4443 Offline
#115 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
HuckFinn wrote:
You mean like Twiggy?

more like Cindy Crawford
fishinguitarman Offline
#116 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,148
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
So everything else in the book(s) was completely factual?




It said so on the internet, so.....
95BSharpshooter Offline
#117 Posted:
Joined: 01-03-2016
Posts: 37
My guess would be eight...years old.
Arrow_34 Offline
#118 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2002
Posts: 186
I have a feeling he should have added a physically vs mentally.
Cathcam13 Offline
#119 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Some still play in the proverbial sandbox mentally, whilst having gray hair physically....... Then there are those old souls, like myself, who were for some unforeseen reason sent back to be a reminder of reason and common sense for the next generation............... Don’t look too deeply into this, though, especially if you are of the current generation........ Tide Pods and rubbers...... What will they decide to snort next? 🙄
RMAN4443 Offline
#120 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Cathcam13 wrote:
Some still play in the proverbial sandbox mentally, whilst having gray hair physically....... Then there are those old souls, like myself, who were for some unforeseen reason sent back to be a reminder of reason and common sense for the next generation............... Don’t look too deeply into this, though, especially if you are of the current generation........ Tide Pods and rubbers...... What will they decide to snort next? 🙄

Hank snorts Carolina ReapersAnxious
Cathcam13 Offline
#121 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
Better to snort a Reaper than to blow one out after eating it. That’s when you get a gallon of ice cream and sit in it. 😱
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#122 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
RMAN4443 wrote:
Hank snorts Carolina ReapersAnxious


You know it! Followed by a Draino chaser. Its the only way to live.
Buckwheat Offline
#123 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
It's not the age, it's the mileage! fog Beer
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#124 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
Physically: 50
Mentally: 13
Actual: 35
SRH1 Offline
#125 Posted:
Joined: 12-16-2009
Posts: 1,943
I’m too.





















Too damn old!
Cathcam13 Offline
#126 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
I’m 36, or at least that’s what my birth certificate says. As for mentally, try about age 50, at least. Physically, I look like I am in my 40’s all these gray hairs.....I feel like I am in my 50’s, good old pain, helps you know that you are alive. I truly wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I woke up without any pain, it has become a normal thing.
corey sellers Offline
#127 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,359
Old enough to know better but young enough to not care
Salmoneye Offline
#128 Posted:
Joined: 01-18-2011
Posts: 163
I
Can't
Drive
Fifty
Five
tonygraz Offline
#129 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
Beep, beep !
RMAN4443 Offline
#130 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands....
tonygraz Offline
#131 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
cigar or rock ?
RMAN4443 Offline
#132 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
tonygraz wrote:
cigar or rock ?

both fog
Palama Offline
#133 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,627
RMAN4443 wrote:
I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands....


I got to see Hendrix in his last American show.
Burner02 Offline
#134 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,876
Palama wrote:
I got to see Hendrix in his last American show.


Saw Hendrix when I was a junior in high school.

Probably to young to really enjoy.
Cathcam13 Offline
#135 Posted:
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
I saw Tom Petty and the Destroyers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, and a bunch of country music singers over here.
tonygraz Offline
#136 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,231
I saw The New Christy Minstrels, Pete Seeger and Leon Redbone.
RMAN4443 Offline
#137 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Palama wrote:
I got to see Hendrix in his last American show.

That must have been quite the show.....Never got to see Hendrix.....I'm old, but not quite that old Drool
but close....another couple years and then maybe
Palama Offline
#138 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,627
Burner02 wrote:
Saw Hendrix when I was a junior in high school.

Probably to young to really enjoy.


We were only sophomores when we saw him and by then he was experimenting and trying to go in another musical direction. However, it was still The Experience but with Billy Cox on bass and Mitch Mitchell still on drums so Jimi stuck to new songs from what was later released as "Cry of Love." Towards the 2nd half of the show he started doing his more well-known songs but he wasn't into doing them so he seemed to be just going through the motions to appease the crowd. At one point he broke a string and tossed his Strat to the roadie who was at least 10 feet away. Jimi looked pretty pissed too (...we were in the Loges behind him so could see his face when he flew the guitar...). A little over 6 weeks later he would be dead. Still have the handbill for the show.
deadeyedick Offline
#139 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,075
Like the sign says: Thought it would take longer to get this damn old.

fog
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#140 Posted:
Joined: 08-23-2014
Posts: 1,373
Donna and I saw Yes back in '76 at the old dilapidated JFK Stadium in Philly. Peter Frampton opened. When the gates opened, we where carried in by the crowd (150,000 strong). I remember our feet barely touching the ground. The restrooms where flooded and a cloud of "burnt weed" hung over the entire stadium. There where reports of dozens of folks being unwilling injected by needles containing "who knows what". At night it got cool, so fans where lighting fires in the stands. We where young, naïve and "bullet proof". Looking back, I have to thank God that we got out of there alive.

David (dpnewell)
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