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NHL Playoffs Contest: Caps Win!!!
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gummy jones Offline
#51 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2018, 12:11 PM EST
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LetsRock wrote:
Looks like I have to play with myself in round 1....


okay
when you lose you can send the cigars to me

preferably well aged coobans
delta1 Offline
#52 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2018, 3:20 PM EST
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Phil222 wrote:
On that note, give me Columbus too. Can't leave Napalm without any first round action...



Done...

Matchups:

First round --paired up
LV (vanzandt) v LA (delta1)
Anaheim (Golden) v San Jose (chazbo)
Boston (Whistlebritches) v Toronto (delta1)
Pittsburgh (gummyjones) v Philly (dpnewell)
Nashville (Phil222) v CO (vanzandt)
Washington (NapalmMan) v Columbus (Phil222)


First round -- unpaired
Winnipeg (Golden) v Minnesota (closed)
Tampa Bay (LetsRock) v NJ (closed)


the Winnipeg/Minn series has already started, so it's closed.

Still time for someone to challenge LetsRock and pick the Devils...nope..
LetsRock Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2018, 4:00 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Done...

Matchups:

First round --paired up
LV (vanzandt) v LA (delta1)
Anaheim (Golden) v San Jose (chazbo)
Boston (Whistlebritches) v Toronto (delta1)
Pittsburgh (gummyjones) v Philly (dpnewell)
Nashville (Phil222) v CO (vanzandt)
Washington (NapalmMan) v Columbus (Phil222)


First round -- unpaired
Winnipeg (Golden) v Minnesota (closed)
Tampa Bay (LetsRock) v NJ


the Winnipeg/Minn series has already started, so it's closed.

Still time for someone to challenge LetsRock and pick the Devils...


Crying
delta1 Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2018, 6:56 PM EST
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Sorry Ron...this being a mostly Christian country, not a lotta love for the Devils...
Whistlebritches Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2018, 8:40 PM EST
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Bruins killing......5-1.I'm feeling really good about their run.

BTW the Red Sox are putting it on the Yankees again 6-0...............gonna be a good night in Boston Tator.
delta1 Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Apr 12 2018, 10:03 PM EST
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It's only one game, but both the Kings and the Leafs look out-manned...
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Apr 13 2018, 9:56 PM EST
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Wow, now that was a game. Flyers win 5-1 at Pittsburgh. Penguins played 6 attackers against 5 for practically the final 6 minutes and couldn't score. Do I now have hope? Maybe. At least the Flyers are not going out 0-4.

David (dpnewell)
jespear Offline
#58 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 4:45 AM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Wow, now that was a game. Flyers win 5-1 at Pittsburgh. Penguins played 6 attackers against 5 for practically the final 6 minutes and couldn't score. Do I now have hope? Maybe. At least the Flyers are not going out 0-4.

David (dpnewell)


As I said . . . Hope Springs Eternall


and yes . . . that WAS a nice game played by the Flyers.
gummy jones Offline
#59 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 7:27 AM EST
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Going to be hard fought either way
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#60 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 2:36 PM EST
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I HAVE TO APOLIGIZE TO EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD! After reading the "Defining Everyday, Premium, and Super Premium Cigars" thread in "Cigar Discussions", I've come to the realization that I have no cigars that would qualify as "super premium", and should never have participated in this contest. The best I have are some well aged Tats, My Fathers, Ligas, Fuentes, LFDs, Illusions, etc. No rare, limited editions, or CCs.

So, I can either pull out of the contest and give my place to a more worthy brother, or those who are going against me can agree to drop our bet down to $8 to $12 cigars. Again, I apologize for being so naïve, and thinking I had better cigars then I had.

Your call, folks.

David (dpnewell)
jespear Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 3:30 PM EST
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Premium ? Super Premium ? ULTRA Premium ?
I think y'all are making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Bottom line is . . . just don't send "dog rockets" or "yard gars".

There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with the cigars you mentioned, David.
chazbo Offline
#62 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 3:56 PM EST
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^ agree with JespearHerfing
frankj1 Offline
#63 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 5:20 PM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
I HAVE TO APOLIGIZE TO EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD! After reading the "Defining Everyday, Premium, and Super Premium Cigars" thread in "Cigar Discussions", I've come to the realization that I have no cigars that would qualify as "super premium", and should never have participated in this contest. The best I have are some well aged Tats, My Fathers, Ligas, Fuentes, LFDs, Illusions, etc. No rare, limited editions, or CCs.

So, I can either pull out of the contest and give my place to a more worthy brother, or those who are going against me can agree to drop our bet down to $8 to $12 cigars. Again, I apologize for being so naïve, and thinking I had better cigars then I had.

Your call, folks.

David (dpnewell)

you forgot the sarcasm thingy!
Remember, MSRP has nothing to do with reality, a false statement from which to "discount" goods...falsely.
Whistlebritches Offline
#64 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 10:28 PM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
I HAVE TO APOLIGIZE TO EVERYONE ON THIS THREAD! After reading the "Defining Everyday, Premium, and Super Premium Cigars" thread in "Cigar Discussions", I've come to the realization that I have no cigars that would qualify as "super premium", and should never have participated in this contest. The best I have are some well aged Tats, My Fathers, Ligas, Fuentes, LFDs, Illusions, etc. No rare, limited editions, or CCs.

So, I can either pull out of the contest and give my place to a more worthy brother, or those who are going against me can agree to drop our bet down to $8 to $12 cigars. Again, I apologize for being so naïve, and thinking I had better cigars then I had.

Your call, folks.

David (dpnewell)


Tell ya what David.......if we end up paired and I win you can send me all the Tat's,MF's,Fuente's and LFD's ya want to.

All my stock is well aged but does not sound much different than yours.If someone has a problem with those sticks from well aged stock..........**** em.

BTW.........Bruins up 2-0 over the Maple Leafs WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
frankj1 Offline
#65 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 10:31 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Tell ya what David.......if we end up paired and I win you can send me all the Tat's,MF's,Fuente's and LFD's ya want to.

All my stock is well aged but does not sound much different than yours.If someone has a problem with those sticks from well aged stock..........**** em.

BTW.........Bruins up 2-0 over the Maple Leafs WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO

you are like a genius!
Whistlebritches Offline
#66 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 10:33 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you are like a genius!



I love you Frank.........you're like the little brother I never had,but always wanted to give wedgies.If we ever meet in person I have a bunch saved up for ya.
RMAN4443 Offline
#67 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 11:23 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I love you Frank.........you're like the little brother I never had,but always wanted to give wedgies.If we ever meet in person I have a bunch saved up for ya.

Don't forget the Wet Willies and the Purple Nurples.....Anxious
Whistlebritches Offline
#68 Posted: Sat, Apr 14 2018, 11:38 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Don't forget the Wet Willies and the Purple Nurples.....Anxious


OH yea.........plenty of those too as we wrestle on the bed in our underwear.I hope Frank likes to be pinned.......Z loves it.
shaun341 Offline
#69 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2018, 12:26 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
OH yea.........plenty of those too as we wrestle on the bed in our underwear.I hope Frank likes to be pinned.......Z loves it.



You wear underwear when wrestling?
RMAN4443 Offline
#70 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2018, 1:24 PM EST
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shaun341 wrote:
You wear underwear when wrestling?

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, but when I do it's usually something unusual Anxious

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/25/25813818da95cf403e2a825855401edf37dd2883bee1943a52f1edefe84a415d.jpg
frankj1 Offline
#71 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2018, 2:18 PM EST
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I am oddly aroused
Whistlebritches Offline
#72 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2018, 7:32 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I am oddly aroused


LMMFAO........Z just told me this thread gave him a spontaneous orgasm.
vanzandt Offline
#73 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2018, 8:11 PM EST
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☝☝☝ can I quit the contest
frankj1 Offline
#74 Posted: Sun, Apr 15 2018, 8:27 PM EST
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me and you and Z are obviously quite secure in our sexual orientations.
LetsRock Offline
#75 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 8:04 AM EST
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I'm halfway to winning some of LetsRock's tasty cigars.
vanzandt Offline
#76 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 10:51 AM EST
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I want out!!!!
This is getting weird 😂😂
Whistlebritches Offline
#77 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 12:55 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
me and you and Z are obviously quite secure in our sexual orientations.


Yes Frank and we always have been.I laugh at men who get all bent on the subject........always makes me wonder just how confident they are in their sexuality.


vanzandt wrote:
I want out!!!!
This is getting weird 😂😂


Like poor vanzandt here.Seems he might be questioning whether he's MAN's man...........or a Man's man if ya know what I mean.Maybe he stares at his buddies azz and wonders why.He may just get an erection in the men's sauna.Poor feller...........things me,you and Z will never have to worry about.Chicks dig us
vanzandt Offline
#78 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 1:01 PM EST
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Ok.... Now I'm just scared and uncomfortable 😨
RMAN4443 Offline
#79 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 1:13 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Yes Frank and we always have been.I laugh at men who get all bent on the subject........always makes me wonder just how confident they are in their sexuality.




Like poor vanzandt here.Seems he might be questioning whether he's MAN's man...........or a Man's man if ya know what I mean.Maybe he stares at his buddies azz and wonders why.He may just get an erection in the men's sauna.Poor feller...........things me,you and Z will never have to worry about.Chicks dig us


It's because of the choices in underwear, right? Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#80 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 1:54 PM EST
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so, I was at a hockey game and a ghey thread broke out.
RMAN4443 Offline
#81 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 2:00 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
so, I was at a hockey game and a ghey thread broke out.

sounds like a lot of hair pulling and bich slapping.....Frying pan
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#82 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 2:18 PM EST
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Dang, with the way this thread has gone, everyone better have their winnings checked for STDs.

David (dpnewell)
Whistlebritches Offline
#83 Posted: Mon, Apr 16 2018, 8:48 PM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Dang, with the way this thread has gone, everyone better have their winnings checked for STDs.

David (dpnewell)


I assure you mine have not been Monica dipped........or Mike dipped for that matter.LOL
delta1 Offline
#84 Posted: Wed, Apr 18 2018, 11:57 AM EST
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hmmmmm....smells like stale cheap perfume with a layer of smoke in here...better open a few windows to air this place out...damm if that's not a used condom on the floor...somebody abused this place...need to find a couple of Busa gloves.....




Kings got steamrolled...Knights look fast, organized and extremely deft stick handlers on defense...and M.A. Fleury isn't giving any shots a chance at the net...

I've got a feeling my second team is also going down, so if vanzandt doesn't mind, I'd like to wait until the Boston - Toronto series ends so I can take both payments to the post office at the same time.
ypetryna Offline
#85 Posted: Wed, Apr 18 2018, 12:34 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmmm....smells like stale cheap perfume with a layer of smoke in here...better open a few windows to air this place out...damm if that's not a used condom on the floor...somebody abused this place...need to find a couple of Busa gloves.....




Kings got steamrolled...Knights look fast, organized and extremely deft stick handlers on defense...and M.A. Fleury isn't giving any shots a chance at the net...

I've got a feeling my second team is also going down, so if vanzandt doesn't mind, I'd like to wait until the Boston - Toronto series ends so I can take both payments to the post office at the same time.



when people said that vegas would be awful i was always curious how they thought a team mostly made of every teams 2nd line players built around some great FA and off season steals would be bad.

i knew they wouldnt be trash, but man the way they showed up to play is quite a treat.
vanzandt Offline
#86 Posted: Wed, Apr 18 2018, 2:42 PM EST
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Im in no hurry
jespear Offline
#87 Posted: Thu, Apr 19 2018, 5:20 AM EST
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Mrs. dpnewell wrote:
Wow, now that was a game. Flyers win 5-1 at Pittsburgh. Penguins played 6 attackers against 5 for practically the final 6 minutes and couldn't score. Do I now have hope? Maybe. Maybe NOT.
At least the Flyers are not going out 0-4. Yeah, but going back to Pittsburgh 1-3 doesn't look too promising. Crying

David (dpnewell)
vanzandt Offline
#88 Posted: Tue, Apr 24 2018, 9:35 AM EST
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Cmon leafs!!!!!
delta1 Offline
#89 Posted: Tue, Apr 24 2018, 1:56 PM EST
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^ what he said...
Whistlebritches Offline
#90 Posted: Tue, Apr 24 2018, 9:31 PM EST
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vanzandt wrote:
Cmon leafs!!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Go Bruins!!!
vanzandt Offline
#91 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 9:14 AM EST
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Go bruins!!!!!!
vanzandt Offline
#92 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 9:15 AM EST
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Just showing respect to my elders.......













Much elders!
Golden Offline
#93 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 9:35 AM EST
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I owe your a5er Chazbo.
vanzandt Offline
#94 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 10:11 AM EST
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Just send it to me dude, I'm about to whoop his azz anyway
Golden Offline
#95 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 5:56 PM EST
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^^😁😁😁😁😁😁
Whistlebritches Offline
#96 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 7:26 PM EST
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Well Delta I guess we come to a conclusion tonite.........game 7.I love game 7's,as long as my team wins.LOL

Leafs 2 - Bruins 3 end of the 1st
Whistlebritches Offline
#97 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 7:57 PM EST
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Leafs 4-3 in the 2nd..........this is a showdown
vanzandt Offline
#98 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 8:25 PM EST
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Both competitors in this game 7 matchup have a total combined age that makes dirt look young!
Whistlebritches Offline
#99 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 8:28 PM EST
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4-3 Leafs end of the 2nd.

Let's go Bruins close the deal
Whistlebritches Offline
#100 Posted: Wed, Apr 25 2018, 8:34 PM EST
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vanzandt wrote:
Both competitors in this game 7 matchup have a total combined age that makes dirt look young!


An old bull and a young bull were feeding in the lower valley having some casual conversation.After hearing the cows up on the ridge begin to moo the wide eyed young bull looks over at the old bull and excitedly says let's run up there and **** us a cow.The old bull casually steps in front of the amorous young bull and states..........let's walk up there and **** em all.
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