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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jun 14 2018, 7:47 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I didn't know that our government still did this until my son got his registration card in the mail today.

Selective Service: It’s What a Man’s Got to Do.

No.
I didn't make that up.
It's their slogan on the first page of their website.

"It's what a Man's got to do."

And they don't lie.

If you're a chick, you don't have to register.
Honest.
And it gets better: If you're a transgendered man (born a chick, now a dude) you DON'T have to register.
So unless God himself put the stem on the apple, you're safe.
Unless your DNA contains the parallel parking gene (Y Chromosome) you won't need to worry.

LOL!
It's the ultimate sexism.

Next time a girl/woman tells you it's their "right" to do EVERYTHING a man does (like use the men's room) ask if she registered with SSS yet.
She'll probably think you're a Nazi.
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 14 2018, 7:49 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
https://www.sss.gov/

Confession.

For a website devoted to an activity that ONLY dudes participate, I'm disappointed at the lack of boobies.

Must be a post Bubba design.
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 14 2018, 8:09 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,582
#me too
#wheremybitches
Just Relax Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 14 2018, 9:16 PM EST
Joined: 09-26-2016
Posts: 587
I don’t know... if my daughters want to join the military that’s one thing, but I sure don’t want them to be forced to go. My boys I understand.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 14 2018, 9:22 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
tailgater wrote:
I didn't know that our government still did this until my son got his registration card in the mail today.

Selective Service: It’s What a Man’s Got to Do.

No.
I didn't make that up.
It's their slogan on the first page of their website.

"It's what a Man's got to do."

And they don't lie.

If you're a chick, you don't have to register.
Honest.
And it gets better: If you're a transgendered man (born a chick, now a dude) you DON'T have to register.
So unless God himself put the stem on the apple, you're safe.
Unless your DNA contains the parallel parking gene (Y Chromosome) you won't need to worry.

LOL!
It's the ultimate sexism.

Next time a girl/woman tells you it's their "right" to do EVERYTHING a man does (like use the men's room) ask if she registered with SSS yet.
She'll probably think you're a Nazi.



would you rather both register, or neither?
just curious, cuz I never thought about it.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jun 15 2018, 8:15 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,535
Where do they get the puppy-dogs... Is that what they mean by registered..?? Huh
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jun 15 2018, 8:39 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
frankj1 wrote:
would you rather both register, or neither?
just curious, cuz I never thought about it.


I never thought about it either.
Like I said in my opening sentence, I didn't know this was still a thing.

As for me?
I think it's perfectly fine for it to be just men.

But I'm a neanderthal who thinks it's OK to have restrooms made just for men. And private clubs. And sports teams.


I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of the feminists.
The ones who confuse "equal" with "identical".
The ones who are offended by words like "chairman".

It's just convenient that we don't hear them fighting for "equality" to sign up for a potential draft.
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