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YOUTUBE PAIN REMEDIES: of vitamins, plants and minerals : ALL A JOKE
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Jun 16 2018, 11:33 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
I've been watching these YouTube pain remedying natural cure videos...

All a bunch of B.U.N.K....

GLUCOSAMINE & Chondroitin...A JOKE/ DOESNT DO DEEEEK

TUMERIC AND BLACK PEPPER...A JOKE / DOESNT DO DEEEEK

DANDELION .... A JOKE / DOESNT DO DEEEEK

WILD LETTUCE ... NOT SURE YET...LOOKS LIKE a pain in the ASS to make ...prolly doesn't do deeek

"A banana a day" ...this does fill you up and help you feel better and lose some weight...for pain it doesn't do deeek

F**king FBI-SSG PAID OFF LOSER GRUBS ACROSS THE STREET ARE FRYING MY AZZ WITH MICROWAVES OR SOME KIND OF WEAPONIZED ENERGY BEAM WAVE CRAP...

I COULD BARELY WALK YESTERDAY...
NOW MY RIGHT SHOULDER AND ELBOW...pretty soon every joint will be in massive pain.

DONT YOU JUST LOVE AMERICAN FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT? PAYING UNEMPLOYED GRUBS TO SLOWLY KILL THEIR NEIGHBORS AT THE FLICK OF A SWITCH AND THICK NO. 10 BUSINESS ENVELOPES FILLED WITH CASH...

F**KING LOW-LIFE S.C.U.M.
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 2:07 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
CBD oil ( NO THC) doesn't seem to be
"the holy grail of all remedies"...

Either...

Into DAY 5 OF....

3 DROPS UNDER THE TONGUE...

THE SUPPOSED "MAJID' ELIXOR" ISNT KICKING IN AS PROMISED...

I WILL DISAPPEAR ANY AND ALL SSG BASTARDS ( OR EARLY RELEASED FELON PAWNS OR NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH CASH PAID OFF SOCIOPATHS) I FIND REDHANDED WITH WEAPONIZED RADIO FREQUENCY OR MICROWAVE EMITTERS...BEAMING MY SORRY AZZ...

INSTANTLY...

NO MERCY, MALE OR FEMALE , 18 OR OLDER.
Buckwheat Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 2:12 PM EST
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Pray it away. Beer
JadeRose Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 2:19 PM EST
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and then wash the prayers down with 3 Ibuprofen. God provides.....
ZRX1200 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 4:02 PM EST
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#prayforjonsie
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 4:31 PM EST
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so sorry, Mr. Jones...I feel your pain...
HuckFinn Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 4:59 PM EST
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I prefer melatonin over pharmaceutical sleep aids.
bgz Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 5:42 PM EST
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Skip the CBD oil and just smoke a big fat joint, and come back and tell us about it right after you smoke it. Like right after.
JadeRose Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 8:37 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Skip the CBD oil and just smoke a big fat joint, and come back and tell us about it right after you smoke it. Like right after.




Give it about 20 minutes.
danmdevries Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 9:18 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Skip the CBD oil and just smoke a big fat joint, and come back and tell us about it right after you smoke it. Like right after.


And if you don't wanna smoke it, fry in butter or coconut oil for an hour on a low sizzle, use the resulting product in baked goods.

Or put it dry in the oven at 250ish for 30 minutes, then put in a mason jar and cover with Everclear or equivalent. Cap n let it sit a month. Then run through a coffee filter onto a dish. Let it evaporate, scrape up the residue and eat it.

danmdevries Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 9:48 PM EST
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Or so I've heard.
Speyside Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jun 21 2018, 10:44 PM EST
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Wow, I'm thinking that would keep you going for quite a while.

Jonsey, I use Curcumin with bioperine, and high potency fish oil. They work quite well as an analgesic and anti inflammatory for my bad knee. Individually they did not seem to do much.
Mrs. dpnewell Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2018, 5:34 AM EST
Joined: 08-23-2014
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Well heck, those remedies work for normal, age and injury related aches and pains, not ones caused by weaponized microwaves. To counter the effects of weaponized microwaves, you must cover your body head to toe in sheep dung harvested from the mountains of Albania. Search for the videos on U-tube.

David
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Jun 22 2018, 8:41 AM EST
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#13 dpnewell -^^^

U F/K er!!! U !!!

Maybe I'LL try a " foil space blanket" like the Mexican
Chillin's use in the empty WAL-MART dog cages on concrete floors.

They prolly sell them cheap at "cheaper than dirt"

No Albanian sheep doo doo is getting near my frame
Whatsoever...my final answer...
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Jun 24 2018, 9:07 AM EST
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7 days on CBD OIL...

it is not the majic pain replacement for oxy...
Quite the contrary...it doesn't work.

Now maybe another strain or variety may do better...
I sure hope so...
Not being able to walk, exercise or ride a bike...B.L.O.W.S.
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